Lazysloth's Rpg Podcast
86 episodes - English - Latest episode: 29 days ago -Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
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Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 1
June 15, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, we take a brief interlude from our regularly scheduled programming (due to scheduling conflicts) to begin the ascension of Michael Smith.
Desperate Colonials - Session 0: The Zeroest Session of Them All
May 15, 2024 12:00 - 2 hours - 82.8 MBSend us a Text Message. Our new campaign has begun at last! The month, Sloth gives an intro to the setting and house rules for our new campaign while walking our players through character creation. Session 1 of Desperate Colonials will publish in July. We would also like our audience to know that we got hacked last month - if you received any weird messages, links, or anything other than our monthly podcast episodes, please disregard them and delete them. That was not us! Our trained baby ...
Lazysloth's RPG: Monster of the Week Boney minis- Rocky Mountain Horror
April 15, 2024 10:00 - 2 hours - 111 MBSend us a Text Message. In a first for the podcast, this month, Shira steps in as the GM, and Sloth steps out as a player in a session of Monster of the Week! In the city of Butte, Montana, four strange members of a local police outfit investigate an even stranger disappearance in the quiet mountain town. In every game Shira has ever run, Sloth's character has died. Can she maintain her perfect record? Or will Sloth finally survive one of her shots?
Lazysloth's RPG: Paranoia boney minis - Friend Computer is omnipibus!
March 15, 2024 10:00 - 2 hours - 104 MBSend us a Text Message. Riding off the wave of bittersweet storytelling, this month, the Lazysloth pardcast brings you delusion, chaos, happiness pills, and most of all, Paranoia! Accept Friend Computer into your heart ̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ and embark on an important mission to raise morale with our Troubleshooters. This is all you may know - any further information would be considered treason.
Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 45- Paradigm Shift
February 15, 2024 14:00 - 3 hours - 130 MBSend us a Text Message. The Vanquishers unite Major City against Paradigm and work to solve a mystery that began when they entered the very first time entered the Vanguard tower. Can our heroes overcome a man who has never know defeat or will they end up just another pile of dust in this final session of The Vanguard?
Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard- 3 out of 4 aint bad
January 15, 2024 11:00 - 2 hours - 98.8 MBIn this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, thanks to the guile of the Djinn (as expected). After braving some very spicy dogs, the Vanquishers must bust out of the Vault, finding themselves in even BIGGER trouble. Luckily, our heroes have a BIG solution - the threats may have tripled, but with a...
Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 44- 3 out of 4 aint bad
January 15, 2024 11:00 - 2 hours - 98.8 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, thanks to the guile of the Djinn (as expected). After braving some very spicy dogs, the Vanquishers must bust out of the Vault, finding themselves in even BIGGER trouble. Luckily, our heroes have a BIG solution - the threats may...
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 43-Raiders of the Desert Doors
December 15, 2023 13:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBSend us a Text Message. In this episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers continue to evade the Gatekeeper(s) in the Desert of Doors until they run into an unlikely...nozzle? They learn that their endeavor to save the world from Ohr and Tselel is not the first, and are able to secure a ride and an ally to find their door. However, what lies behind the threshold is no respite either, as they are faced with the dastardly dealmakers of the Vault
Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard- Death, The Multiverse, and Nothing
November 15, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 84.3 MBFaced with so many impending crises, the Vanquishers decided to focus on ending the heat death of the Universe. Our heroes head back down the Russhole into the puppet dimension to see what's beyond the obsidian door.
Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard session 42- Death, The Multiverse, and Nothing
November 15, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 84.3 MBSend us a Text Message. Faced with so many impending crises, the Vanquishers decided to focus on ending the heat death of the Universe. Our heroes head back down the Russhole into the puppet dimension to see what's beyond the obsidian door.
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard session 41- The end(s) of the world as we know it
October 15, 2023 15:00 - 2 hours - 88.6 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers face the end-of-the-world. And then another one. And then one last other end-of-the-world. Luckily, they do not face it alone. With the help of some old faces and some new, will our heroes be able to prevail against this triple threat? Or will they fall at the feet of their adversaries?
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 40- It’s the End of the Muppetfluffing World!
September 15, 2023 16:00 - 2 hours - 92.2 MBSend us a Text Message. Things are looking desperate as Golden Boy unleashes his pent up fury on a divided team of Vanquishers while Stampede gets lost in a dimension of head trauma and googly eyes.
Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 39- The man at the edge of time
August 15, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBSend us a Text Message. The Vanquishers return to major city after their jaunt back in time. Did they save Russ and their timeline from Oblivion? Only one way to find out.
Lazysloth's RPG: Candela Obscura oneshot- The Case of the Bitter Muse
July 15, 2023 20:00 - 2 hours - 108 MBSend us a Text Message. Our party is taking a break from major city this month to try out Darrington Press's game Candela Obscura! If you'd like to try it out for yourself you can find the quickstart guide and other info here. https://darringtonpress.com/candela/
Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard Session 38-DangerRuss Endeavors
June 15, 2023 12:00 - 2 hours - 103 MBSend us a Text Message. The Vanquishers face their first end-of-the-world level threat when Russ (AKA DangeRuss, AKA Santa Claus) travels back in time to stop himself from winning a 5K race in the 1972 Olympics. Can our heroes preserve their time line? Or will the threads of fate weave misfortune for Major City, and the rest of the world as they knew it?
Vanguard Session 37 - Cleaning house
May 15, 2023 12:00 - 2 hours - 85 MBSend us a Text Message. Emboldened by a distracted Major City, Paridigm takes steps to consolidate his power. The Vanquishers soon find he's not the only one taking advantage of the chaos. Insidious foes, both new and old, move in the shadows.
The Pardcast: Vanguard Session 37 - Cleaning house
May 15, 2023 12:00 - 2 hours - 85 MBEmboldened by a distracted Major City, Paridim takes steps to consolidate his power. The Vanquishers soon find he's not the only one taking advantage of the chaos. Insidious foes, both new and old, move in the shadows.
Vanguard Session 36: The Storm
April 15, 2023 04:00 - 2 hours - 108 MBWith the prisoners of Naraka Prison released, chaos rules Major City. The Vanquishers enter a desperate struggle to save their home. Meanwhile, a mysterious force has begun to manipulate events and evidence behind the scenes.
The Pardcast: Vanguard Session 36 - The Storm
April 15, 2023 04:00 - 2 hours - 108 MBWith the prisoners of Naraka Prison released, chaos rules Major City. The Vanquishers enter a desperate struggle to save their home. Meanwhile, a mysterious force has begun to manipulate events and evidence behind the scenes.
Vanguard Session 36 - The Storm
April 15, 2023 04:00 - 2 hours - 108 MBSend us a Text Message. With the prisoners of Naraka Prison released, chaos rules Major City. The Vanquishers enter a desperate struggle to save their home. Meanwhile, a mysterious force has begun to manipulate events and evidence behind the scenes.
Vanguard Session 35 - Counterattack
March 15, 2023 12:00 - 2 hours - 123 MBSend us a Text Message. The Vanquishers are back with double hero points and a fresh scheme to break into the most heavily guarded prison in Major City. Hidden eyes are watching their every move. Can they delve into the secrets of Naraka prison without becoming its newest residents? Let's find out!
The Pardcast: Vanguard Session 35 - Counterattack
March 15, 2023 12:00 - 2 hours - 123 MBThe Vanquishers are back with double hero points and a fresh scheme to break into the most heavily guarded prison in Major City. Hidden eyes are watching their every move. Can they delve into the secrets of Naraka prison without becoming its newest residents? Let's find out!
Kaiju Girls!!!!!!!!
February 15, 2023 11:00 - 2 hours - 92.1 MBSend us a Text Message. You waited all month to listen to your favorite Pardcast. Sadly this month they didn't post. The resulting boredom compels you to tear your home apart in a desperate attempt to find something to do. In this tantrum you find a VHS tape in a dusty cardboard box left unopened from the last move. Its case is covered in creases, kitten stickers, and the title "Kaiju Girls". Curious you hook up your old VCR to see what's on the tape.
The Pardcast: Kaiju Girls!!!!!!!!
February 15, 2023 11:00 - 2 hours - 92.1 MBYou waited all month to listen to your favorite Pardcast. Sadly this month they didn't post. The resulting boredom compels you to tear your home apart in a desperate attempt to find something to do. In this tantrum you find a VHS tape in a dusty cardboard box left unopened from the last move. Its case is covered in creases, kitten stickers, and the title "Kaiju Girls". Curious you hook up your old VCR to see what's on the tape.
Vanguard Session 34: The Vanquishers are in the MCU
January 15, 2023 13:00 - 2 hours - 86.4 MBSend us a Text Message. With their legal battles and holiday shenanigans complete our heroes can return to their investigation of Naraka Prison. Eager to avoid further trouble with the law the vanquishers attempt more surreptitious methods of investigation.
The Vanguard - Session 33: Christmas Special
December 15, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 118 MBSend us a Text Message. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Vanquisher crew! We wish you all the season's tidings and greetings we can muster. As with some Christmas traditions, some of us, not naming names, get a little sweet, sentimental, and just a tad political. But don't let us stop you from enjoying your holiday and join us for some superhero cheer! In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers prepare to spend their first Christmas together. The Wallaby sets his si...
The Vanguard -Session 32: The Barely Legal Threeway
November 15, 2022 13:00 - 2 hours - 90 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers engage in hardcore legal action with their families, freedoms, and beloved bartenders on the line! Listen as they investigate and interrogate their way towards the truth (despite lying under oath, whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )!
The Vanguard -Session 32: The Barely Legal Threeway
November 15, 2022 13:00 - 2 hours - 90 MBIn this month's episode, the Vanquishers engage in hardcore legal action with their families, freedoms, and beloved bartenders on the line! Listen as they investigate and interrogate their way towards the truth (despite lying under oath, whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )!
Vanguard Session 31: Nobody is leaving!
October 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBSend us a Text Message. After finally defeating the Vampirium agents in Major city our heroes take some well deserved downtime before taking their next case.
Vanguard bonyminis omnibus part 2: Who's the Bossa & I want to be Somebody
September 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBIn part 2 of the Bonyminis collection the Wallaby finally gets his comeuppance while Mr. Nobody works on his acting Career.
Vanguard bonyminis omnibus part 2: Who's the Bossa & I want to be Somebody
September 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBSend us a Text Message. In part 2 of the Bonyminis collection the Wallaby finally gets his comeuppance while Mr. Nobody works on his acting Career.
Vanguard bonyminis omnibus part 1: Waffling Wednesday & Sad Bulls**t
August 15, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBSend us a Text Message. In order to get ahead on our recording schedule we've delayed session 31 until next month. Don't worry though, in it's place we have 4 different solo sessions for you to enjoy. In this session Lazarus struggles to get his errands done in a timely manner despite being the fastest sloth in the world. Meanwhile Stampede struggles to keep her family from falling apart when a new crisis emerges from the depths of the Ocean.
Vanguard Session 30: Blood for Blood
July 15, 2022 10:00 - 2 hours - 89.6 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month’s episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers across the Atlantic test the limits of the Vampirium’s hospitality while witnessing the tyranny within it. Meanwhile, Hoshi and Wallaby face a variegated vampiric foe on the homefront, or more aptly put, Hoshi’s front lawn.
Vanguard Session 29: Temporary Hospitality, War Eternal
June 15, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 90.7 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, the Vanquishers find themselves in the aftermath of the vampiric siege. The next dawn has risen, the electoral results are in, and the Vanquishers regroup and try to re-establish some normalcy. Sprinkles exhibits some magical behavior, Mr. Nobody has a shot at becoming somebody, Lazarus digs up some dirt, and Hoshi is completely unfazed due to her already violent impulses. However, their nightmare is far from over; a modest proposal dances at...
Vanguard Session 28: Cherry Blossom Massacre
May 15, 2022 14:00 - 2 hours - 105 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode, we finally turn back the clock to see the humble but bloody beginnings of our favorite murderous magical girl, Hoshi Onna. In the meantime, the Vanquishers brave the vampiric siege of the tower, their ranks waning at the dark forces of the Vampirium. This month's charity. https://worldorphans.org/
Vanguard Session 28: Cherry Blossom Massacre
May 15, 2022 14:00 - 2 hours - 105 MBIn this month's episode, we finally turn back the clock to see the humble but bloody beginnings of our favorite murderous magical girl, Hoshi Onna. In the meantime, the Vanquishers brave the vampiric siege of the tower, their ranks waning at the dark forces of the Vampirium. This month's charity. https://worldorphans.org/
Vanguard Session 27: Midnight Strikes
April 15, 2022 22:00 - 2 hours - 105 MBSend us a Text Message. Continuing their momentum from their recent victory, the Vanquishers continue their investigations into the Major city Vampire epidemic. Unfortunately for them the Vampirium has take notice of their actions and is preparing a response. Can our heroes survive? The updated version of this session is complete and uploaded!
The Vanguard - A Bony Minis Double Feature: Dial 6 for Murder & Gaslight, Gated Community, Girlboss!
March 15, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBSend us a Text Message. In this months episode, the Vanguard presents a Bony Minis double feature! DIAL 6 for MURDER A long-awaited communique finally arrives for Lazarus from the elusive No. 6 with many surprises in store for their former 'buddy' Lazarus; a present, a threat, a choice, a sacrifice, and the resurgence of an even older enemy. GASLIGHT, GATED COMMUNITY, GIRLBOSS Welcome to a day in the life of Virginia Harlow, taking "teen delinquent" and "punk with a skunk" to the next l...
Vanguard Session 26 part 2: Macy's Night Parade
February 15, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers get caked and the players get cancelled. (Thanks Shira) However, both groups are able to compose themselves to further their case against Paradigm, gain some unexpected allies, find out more utterly terrifying news, and go to the club - for some high stakes business of course, not for fun. Sloth had the Flu in this session, sorry for the heavy breathing into the mic.
Vanguard Session 26 part 1: Macy's Night Parade
February 15, 2022 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers get caked and the players get cancelled. (Thanks Shira) However, both groups are able to compose themselves to further their case against Paradigm, gain some unexpected allies, find out more utterly terrifying news, and go to the club - for some high stakes business of course, not for fun. Sloth had the Flu in this session, sorry for the heavy breathing into the mic.
Vanguard Session 25: Serious Business
January 15, 2022 11:00 - 2 hours - 101 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers regroup and reacquaint themselves with a former nimble-toed foe for a heist! They must infiltrate the Major City Mayoral Debate, fly under the radar of new and old members of the Dream Team, and record the damning evidence the Asset warned them of in order to clear the Wallaby's name.
Vanguard Session 24 BloodVessal part 2
January 05, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's bloodcurdling episode, the Vanquishers are still on the high seas! In the aftermath of their sudden boarding of the James Tesla, the Vanquishers thought they would finally have a proper explanation from Mr. Nobody, but to no avail. Instead they discover insidious secrets, and even darker, hungry silhouettes in the shadows. Baby dragons are released (but remain leashed), Mr. Nobody flees, Lazarus gives chase, Oreo takes the wheel, Wally takes a nap, an...
Vanguard Session 24:Blood Vessel part 1
December 16, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.1 MBSend us a Text Message. In this month's bloodcurdling episode, the Vanquishers are still on the high seas! In the aftermath of their sudden boarding of the James Tesla, the Vanquishers thought they would finally have a proper explanation from Mr. Nobody, but to no avail. Instead they discover insidious secrets, and even darker, hungry silhouettes in the shadows. Baby dragons are released (but remain leashed), Mr. Nobody flees, Lazarus gives chase, Oreo takes the wheel, Wally takes a nap, an...
The Vanguard - Episode 23.5: Fits of Rage
November 15, 2021 21:00 - 46 minutes - 31.8 MBSend us a Text Message. In this bony minis episode, Hoshi and Boogie set out to find the next avatar of Rage; their choices are between a passionate boxer, a high-strung ceramicist, a verbose pirate radio host, and an unorthodox "community event organizer". Which one will fit the bill as the next avatar of Rage? Find out in this fun mini episode!
The Vanguard - Episode 23: Wretched Schemes
October 15, 2021 12:00 - 2 hours - 93.8 MBSend us a Text Message. In this episode of the Vanguard, Mr. Nobody infiltrates the shady cargo ship and proves to Wretch's waking daymare. Lazarus and the rest of the Vanquishers are not far behind from their mysterious teammates' distress c̶a̶l̶l̶?̶ cough emoji. Lazarus finally gets to show off his inventions, Hoshi separates machine-gun toting mercenaries from their dignity with her spear, the Wallaby falls into the smack, and Stampede brings her child to work
The Vanguard - Episode 23: Wretched Schemes
October 15, 2021 12:00 - 2 hours - 93.8 MBIn this episode of the Vanguard, Mr. Nobody infiltrates the shady cargo ship and proves to Wretch's waking daymare. Lazarus and the rest of the Vanquishers are not far behind from their mysterious teammates' distress c̶a̶l̶l̶?̶ cough emoji. Lazarus finally gets to show off his inventions, Hoshi separates machine-gun toting mercenaries from their dignity with her spear, the Wallaby falls into the smack, and Stampede brings her child to work
The Vanguard - Episode 22: The Beat Down
September 15, 2021 16:00 - 2 hours - 102 MB**THIS MONTH'S EPISODE INCLUDES A CONTENT WARNING: Suicide, Self-Harm These are mentioned: 1:06:30 - 1:07:15 suicide pill mention 1:34:10 - 1:34:17 self-harm 2:02:10 - 2:02:26 self-harm Mental Health Resources mentioned: - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Website: suicidepreventionlifeline.org - Crisis Text Line: Text TALK to 741-741 - Other resources for more specific emergency services can be found here: https://afsp.org/suicide-prev...
The Vanguard - Episode 22: The Beat Down
September 15, 2021 16:00 - 2 hours - 102 MBSend us a Text Message. **THIS MONTH'S EPISODE INCLUDES A CONTENT WARNING: Suicide, Self-Harm These are mentioned: 1:06:30 - 1:07:15 suicide pill mention 1:34:10 - 1:34:17 self-harm 2:02:10 - 2:02:26 self-harm Mental Health Resources mentioned: - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 - National Suicide Prevention Website: suicidepreventionlifeline.org - Crisis Text Line: Text TALK to 741-741 - Other resources for more specific emergency services can be found here: http...
The Vanguard - Episode 21.5: Drunk with Power
August 31, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutes - 32 MBIn this "bony minis" episode, Mr. Nobody finds himself in the aftermath of a drunken bender with no cash, no phone, but a new job opportunity.
The Vanguard - Episode 21.5: Drunk with Power
August 31, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutes - 32 MBSend us a Text Message. In this "bony minis" episode, Mr. Nobody finds himself in the aftermath of a drunken bender with no cash, no phone, but a new job opportunity.