Ursula The Alien Poetry
55 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago -original alien poetry recitations • erotic • NSFW • not your grandma’s poetry, etc etc • watch for the blooper reel...
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Episodes
so this is love
February 14, 2021 15:53 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBa weird Valentine’s Day message...did you expect hearts and flowers??! • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
the rain from your kiss
February 13, 2021 18:01 - 13 minutes - 12.9 MBhis rain consumes her...does she love herself enough to fly free? • dating • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
oysters and pink champagne
February 09, 2021 15:47 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBa single girl’s Valentines Day plan • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
if you never say i love you
February 08, 2021 15:17 - 1 minute - 1.33 MBare words just words? will her lover say i love you? • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
she rides the bad dragon
February 05, 2021 15:15 - 6 minutes - 6.09 MBforbidden office romance leads her to ride her bad dragon • erotic • fantasy • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
i don’t want to walk away
February 02, 2021 14:41 - 5 minutes - 5.54 MBa mother leaves her babies behind in the NICU • woman • postpartum • depression • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
my tits are ten feet tall
January 29, 2021 16:22 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBmeet lefty and pinky as Ursula discusses forever • inspired by Charles Bukowski’s poem ‘the 6 foot goddess’ • Bukowski • fan fic • read along at www.ursulathealien.com • want to help me publish a zine? tip jar at https://ko-fi.com/ursulathealien • kisses xx, Urs
the snow keeps on falling down
January 25, 2021 15:09 - 9 minutes - 8.41 MBlife is as fragile as a snowflake falling down • death • diabetes • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
saturday morning 3001
January 23, 2021 17:18 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBursula’s latest journal entry • journal • erotic • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
lost in The Krakens grip
January 22, 2021 16:30 - 2 minutes - 2.77 MBshe devours her prey as he gets lost in her ocean • erotic fantasy • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
we both have other lovers
January 21, 2021 15:50 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBlisten to find out the one sexual fantasy of an almost divorcè • divorce • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
she is the pen in your hand
January 20, 2021 15:57 - 7 minutes - 6.75 MBartists hold the key to power in generating a model’s alter ego • erotic art • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
playing my odds
January 20, 2021 11:36 - 10 minutes - 9.84 MBursula compares playing her odds with lovers to Bukowski’s days at the horse races • Bukowski • fan fic • erotic • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
you are the blunt edge of my bloody knife
January 18, 2021 22:08 - 5 minutes - 4.75 MBa bloody story NOT about love or lovers or heartbreak...mmmkayyy nevermind it really is about that stuff 👽 • relationships • dating • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
love makes broken beautiful
January 18, 2021 17:23 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MBin honor of the vision of Martin Luther King Jr • racism • read along at www.ursulathealien.com • cameo appearance by...my dog 🐾
barflies and bouncers
January 17, 2021 21:31 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBthe lives of barflies, bouncers, and a busty waitress converge into an evening of fun for everyone • erotic • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
free sex for birthday boys
January 16, 2021 17:18 - 13 minutes - 12.9 MBis there some ‘free sex for birthday boys’ clause in the contract of human sexuality? • erotic • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
the birth of a succubus queen
January 15, 2021 23:18 - 4 minutes - 4.35 MBa life must be taken when a succubus queen is born • erotic fantasy • role play • let me read to you while you read along www.ursulathealien.com
leave me alone with my naked kitty
January 14, 2021 15:54 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBis alone or together better? • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com • PS really long outro thought nuggets...feel free to not listen lol...
your lips taste like my honey
January 13, 2021 15:55 - 3 minutes - 2.83 MBUrsula talks about getting salty and tasting sweet • erotic • lesbian • bisexual • www.ursulathealien.com
most people just walk away
January 11, 2021 15:12 - 9 minutes - 8.76 MBwhat passion inspires you in this life?? maybe you should just give up on ‘it’...or should you keep going? • fan fiction • Bukowski • www.ursulathealien.com
start taking off my clothes at breakfast
January 09, 2021 19:33 - 3 minutes - 2.98 MBbeginners guide to sex in 12 hours (or less) • sex • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
cops and robbers
January 08, 2021 15:59 - 3 minutes - 3.24 MBa spin on the recent political happenings at the US capitol • politics • in the news • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
i handed you my heart
January 08, 2021 14:27 - 1 minute - 1.49 MBUrsula reads her latest sad country song in a lament over handing her heart over to her lover • relationship • dating • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
go dig up the turtle
January 07, 2021 15:15 - 2 minutes - 2.66 MBa turtle burial from 22 years ago becomes Ursula’s latest mission • funny • read along at www.ursulathealien.com
the day i ate her for lunch
January 06, 2021 14:51 - 6 minutes - 6.44 MBtwo girls flirt in the office and head on a steamy lunch date • erotic • lesbian • bisexual • www.ursulathealien.com
a backward glance
January 05, 2021 15:44 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MBUrsula looks back at her alien sex goddess history as Bukowski does in his poem “Looking Back” • erotic • fan fiction • Bukowski • www.ursulathealien.com
the dark lord of my nights
January 04, 2021 14:40 - 5 minutes - 4.68 MBtraveling further into a world of alien sex, the succubus takes in her alien lord to fully unleash her powers • erotic • role play • alien • www.ursulathealien.com
lost in your sea
January 03, 2021 15:49 - 6 minutes - 5.94 MBa succubus wraps herself around a pirate lost at sea • erotic • fantasy • Urs talks about a recent experience with her latest toy • www.ursulathealien.com
i’ll never tell
January 02, 2021 16:58 - 5 minutes - 5.42 MBursula tells secrets from her past • inspired by content from Bukowski’s poem “my secret life” • trigger warning: abuse • www.ursulathealien.com
if i wrote ‘change the world’ poetry would you read it?
January 01, 2021 22:20 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBcan sex poems save the world? Ursula share a bit of her personal story and vision for her work • www.ursulathealien.com
room with a view
January 01, 2021 21:49 - 1 minute - 1.18 MBhe presses her naked tits to the hotel room window while she admires the animal within him • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
Daddy buy me a pony
January 01, 2021 21:42 - 4 minutes - 4.09 MBshe wants to please Sir in all the ways • DDlg • BDSM • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
i dreamt about her last night
January 01, 2021 21:21 - 1 minute - 981 KBlate bloomers in a field of love • lesbian • bi-sexual • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
in her bed
January 01, 2021 21:06 - 1 minute - 1.23 MBshe describes the feeling of her lover making love to her in his wife’s bed • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
let me lick it
January 01, 2021 21:00 - 1 minute - 1.36 MBummm...oh my...giveaway = she licks something... • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
fire in your fingertips
January 01, 2021 20:52 - 1 minute - 1.02 MBher breath catches as he grabs her wrists • erotic • www.ursulathealien.com
one last lick of sugar
January 01, 2021 20:42 - 51 seconds - 818 KBshe feels like a tossed away lollipop when her lover leaves her alone • www.ursulathealien.com
naked birds
January 01, 2021 16:22 - 8 minutes - 7.78 MBare we free as naked birds to execute our heart’s will? or are we enslaved in chains produced by our own self inflicted regulations? www.ursulathealien.com
tonight i’m going to ride the beast inside you
December 31, 2020 20:33 - 4 minutes - 3.83 MBa new year’s eve alien sex memorandum for my alien friends • time for fresh everything • www.ursulathealien.com
i found another lover
December 31, 2020 15:24 - 3 minutes - 2.92 MBher note to her favorite lover as she moves on to her next lover • www.ursulathealien.com
alone in my bed
December 31, 2020 15:12 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MBhow will she self pleasure without a face to beat her stick to? • www.ursulathealien.com
you left a little bit of you inside me
December 31, 2020 09:28 - 2 minutes - 2.53 MByou forgot to take your drips with you when you came • www.ursulathealien.com
don’t shame the sexy girls
December 31, 2020 09:13 - 4 minutes - 4.02 MBa nurse gets shamed for her online sex account while the scandalous story really is the finger pointing of the accusers... • www.ursulathealien.com
she can lick my tits
December 31, 2020 08:58 - 53 seconds - 849 KBwould you like to play unicorn games? • www.ursulathealien.com
you made my panties sticky
December 31, 2020 08:50 - 3 minutes - 3.15 MBwhat vintage of love making leaves you craving more? • www.ursulathealien.com
blindfold me so I don’t love you
December 31, 2020 08:38 - 1 minute - 996 KBis love blind? or is it better to love blindfolded? • www.ursulathealien.com
our long slow ride
December 31, 2020 08:28 - 1 minute - 972 KBcan he keep her revved up engine lubed up? • www.ursulathealien.com
this porno is missing some pages
December 31, 2020 08:19 - 3 minutes - 3.46 MBget inside the head (literally) of a man trying to produce some sperm at the fertility clinic • www.ursulathealien.com
you put me to bed with a smile on
December 31, 2020 08:02 - 4 minutes - 4.04 MBis her wet pussy more needy than her soul that longs for the comfort of simply being in the same room as her partner? • www.ursulathealien.com