This Is The Worst Prom Ever

Kelly and Tom welcome the much-vaunted Dowager Cousin Jackie to UYDS and the trio does not disappoint with this recap of Titanic: The Legend Goes On… The gang spends most of the episode completely baffled by the “film,” including (but not limited to) the bargain-basement animation, much ado about a locket, the fact that no one is fazed by the sight of a mouse wearing clothes, a rapping dog, a dog that looks like a bat, several other dogs, a character with boobs that make Jessica Rabbit look like a B-cup, Vanderplonks, a perpetually stoned leading man, and a small girl with dick lips.  Kelly counts to blorgs, Tom looks forward to Syfy’s OctoQuake, Jackie takes offense at the film’s treatment of fat people, and everyone hopes you’re drunk while you listen to this.

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