Unwritten: The Hills Podcast
24 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago -Unwritten is a podcast about MTV's reboot of the classic, influential, seminal reality show, The Hills: New Beginnings.
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Seeing the okayness in everything
August 10, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 12 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings. The final episode of season 2 of New Beginnings (and possibly ever) has finally arrived, and the Unwritten crew has some thoughts. Along with discussing the drama between Brody and Kaitlyn, flashy cowboy costumes and the long-overdue end of the Whaler's apology tour, the team also offers their final thoughts on season 2. Will ...
Apology hunters
August 03, 2021 09:00 - 45 minutes - 62 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 11 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings. On this episode, the Unwritten team talks about the Palm Springs wellness trip, the beauty of sound baths and Brody's perplexing feelings regarding Kaitlyn not revealing her pregnancy to him before the rest of the cast 🐬. Season 2: Episode 11 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
A glowstick at the end of the tunnel
July 27, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 55.5 MBOn this week's rather uneventful episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 10 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings. Once again, not much happens, with the pod squad spending the first few minutes of the episode talking about movies they've recently watched, before delving into their thoughts on Pizza Girl (Caroline), a bunch of 30-somethings playing with blow-up toys and of course, Justin Bobby playing a song about drugs d...
Fear and Loathing in The Hills
July 20, 2021 09:00 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 9 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings. While this episode continues the reality show's habit of pushing boring plotlines, there are a few interesting moments, including Justin Bobby reuniting with his dad, Frankie being very unimpressed with everything and Brandon having a total meltdown 🐬. Season 2: Episode 9 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast ...
Helmut Von Alpine
July 13, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 66.3 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 8 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings, including the return of evil Spencer, the ill-fated murder mystery dinner and Justin Bobby cosplaying as a repairman 🐬. Season 2: Episode 8 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
Après ski
July 06, 2021 09:00 - 46 minutes - 63.4 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 7 of season 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings. Topics in this episode include Kristin and Brody's genuine conversation at the beach, the fiasco in Tahoe and more complaints about the Wahler family dominating this season's relatively lacklustre plotlines 🐬. Season 2: Episode 7 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
Iago's Web of Lies
June 29, 2021 09:00 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke break down episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings, including Spencer's love of Don Antonio's Mexican Food, the ongoing drama surrounding Audrina/Heidi and the Wahler's big baby reveal party and of course, Kristin Cavallari's triumphant return to the show 🐬. Season 2: Episode 6 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
A $60 burrito
June 22, 2021 09:00 - 43 minutes - 60.4 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke discuss episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings Season 2, including Spencer's $60 burrito, Ashley's continued vendetta against Heidi and the concept of having fun, and of course, a giant dancing blow-up baby holding blue-coloured smoke flares 🐬. Season 2: Episode 5 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
Margaritaville is coming
June 08, 2021 16:53 - 47 minutes - 65.1 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke discuss episode 4 of The Hills: New Beginnings Season 2. 'Soon to be Margaritaville' delves into the history of the Paradise Point resort, Sean Stewart's extreme awkwardness and of course, the boyz day out at the golf course 🐬. Season 2: Episode 4 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
A little Sharky
June 01, 2021 09:00 - 48 minutes - 66.1 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke discuss episode 3 of The Hills: New Beginnings Season 2. This week, the Unwritten team talks about how much they'd really like to go on a wine tour when the pandemic is finally over, Sean Stewart's weird energy, Brody's anger issues and of course, the explosive evening wedding reception-like dinner 🐬. Season 2: Episode 3 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: ...
Big post quarantine energy
May 25, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 64.8 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten: The Hills Podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke talk about episode 2 of the Hills: New Beginnings Season 2. This week, the team talks about Brody's love of baths and his ramen noodle hair, delves into Sean Stewart's checkered, bad boi past and most importantly, breakdown all the biggest moments from the episode's soon-to-be infamous guy's and girl's night 🐬. Season 2: Episode 2 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Inst...
A platitude in my back pocket
May 19, 2021 23:25 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MBUnwritten: The Hills Podcast is back! Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke return to discuss this week's episode of The Hills: New Beginnings Season 2. On this week's episode, the cast puts things in a box (and we unpack that box) Spencer eats pie, Brody gets sober and we're introduced to Audrina 2.0 🐬. Season 2: Episode 1 of The Hills: New Beginnings Twitter: @Hills_Podcast Instagram: @Hills_Podcast
Shakespeare of thoughts
May 19, 2020 13:28 - 56 minutes - 77.5 MBWith The Hills: New Beginnings Season 2's premiere still likely months away, on this week's episode of Unwritten, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke are back to discuss Jessica Simpson's autobiography, 'Open Book.' The team deconstructs the book's various themes, including body image, alcoholism, the iconic reality show 'Newlyweds,' and of course, horrible men. Listen to this week's episode of Unwritten to learn all about Jessica Simpson's "emotional affair" with Johnny Knoxvi...
We all deserve a grammy
September 14, 2019 00:45 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, the only 'The Hills New Beginnings' podcast to be ranked 786th in Apple's Podcasts app, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke discuss Spencer and Heidi's murder-mystery summer camp. The squad also celebrates Brody and Spencer's renewed friendship, Audrina and Justin Bobby squashing their beef and wonders why Ryan is at the vow renewal ceremony. Listen to this week's episode of Unwritten or you'll become a zebra with blurry stripes 🐬. Season 1...
5-foot wiffle
September 06, 2019 03:06 - 42 minutes - 57.9 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, the only 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast to be featured in Apple Podcasts' 'New and Noteworthy' section, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke have a deep discussion about Ryan Cabrera's 5-foot wiffle. The team also delves into Justin Bobby and his dad's motocycle-powered, father-son time at Neptunes Nest, Spencer and Brody's rekindled bromance and most importantly, praise Audrina's renewed entrepreneurial efforts. Tune into this week's ep...
The most expensive hangover
August 23, 2019 01:52 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, the best 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast on the internet, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke discuss Miley and Kaitlynn's super awesome gift for Brody. The team also goes through all the action on the show, including Kingdom Hearts-themed ring shopping, the upcoming renewal of Spencer and Heidi's nuptials and of course, Brandon's efforts to reach out to his father, Tommy Lee.. Tune into this week's episode of Unwritten for a spirited di...
Conscious uncoupling and zoo animals
August 16, 2019 02:42 - 43 minutes - 60.4 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, a podcast about 'The Hills: New Beginnings' filled with top tier content, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke try to decide what zoo animal Ryan Cabrera would like to perform for. The team also outlines all the action happening off the show, including Kaitylnn's new relationship with Miley Cyrus, as well as an alternate universe where Brody Jenner's rebound is actually six-time MLB all-star Jose Conseco. Listen to this week's episode of Unwr...
The wah, wah club
August 11, 2019 18:23 - 52 minutes - 71.7 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, the best 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast ever created, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke deconstruct the latest episode of MTV's seminal reality show. The Unwritten squad discusses Brody and Kaitlynn's recent conscious uncoupling, Audrina's tearful conversation with Mischa and most importantly, Justin Bobby's possible new, real girlfriend, Lindsey Pelas. Listen to this week's episode of Unwritten for a comprehensive breakdown of how 50...
Brian knows what we want
August 02, 2019 14:45 - 50 minutes - 69 MBOn this week's episode of Unwritten, the internet's top ranked 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke take a look at what is by far the best episode of the ultimate reality show reboot yet. The team apologizes for criticizing Brody's firefighting skills while marvelling at his sizeable hose, decides Justin Bobby is now a slug, and most importantly, asks the integral question on everyone's mind: who is Brian? Listen to this week's episode of Unw...
What stays in Vegas
July 26, 2019 04:43 - 44 minutes - 61 MBOn this week's episode of the only 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast worth listening to, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke deconstruct Stephanie's lack of empathy, discuss Brody's firefighting skills and most importantly, talk about how depressing downtown Niagara Falls is. Listen to this week's episode of Unwritten for deep thoughts on the pitfalls of travelling to Las Vegas for work purposes 🐬. Here's a link to AHZ's 'Bad Decisions' music video. Season 1: Episode 5 ...
Well looked after wizards
July 18, 2019 22:52 - 43 minutes - 59.6 MBOn this week's episode of the most thought-provoking 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast on the internet, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke recharge their singing bowls in the full moon. The team break's down Spencer's crystal party, Brody's AHZ music video debut event and most importantly, debate how to pronounce Les Deux. Listen now for a fascinating, pillow-filled discussion surrounding Episode 4 of The Hills: New Beginnings 🐬. Season 1: Episode 4 of The Hills: New Begi...
Every model is a model
July 12, 2019 04:42 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MBOn this week's episode of the only 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast on the internet that is actually any good, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke take a look at Spencer and Brody failing bromance, as well as discuss the aftermath surrounding Justin and Audrina's (possibly) fake kiss? Will Brody agree to Kaitlynn's 'baby fever' social contract? How 'sexy' is Brody's car? More importantly, how hard can Justin truly rock? Listen now for a deep discussion surrounding Episode 3 ...
Garang
July 05, 2019 05:17 - 42 minutes - 58.5 MBOn this week's episode of the top 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast on the interwebs, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke take a look King Frankie's big 'Stephanie Pratt is Back' party. Why is Stephanie so angry about a drink being spilled on her leg? What co-ed sports league is Perez Hilton part of? How great is it that Brody can drink a pilsner, have a bubble bath and play fetch with his cute dogs simultaneously? Tune in for a thought-provoking discussion about episode 2 of...
Bedroom Eyes (Pilot)
June 28, 2019 16:43 - 52 minutes - 72.5 MBOn this week's first episode of the only and subsequently best 'The Hills: New Beginnings' podcast on the internet, Megan Shay, Jessica Galang and Patrick O'Rourke take a look at each member of The Hills: New Beginning's cast. Is Brody an ageless vampire? Are Justin's spiral bedroom eyes real? How much wine do Spencer and Heidi actually drink? The team discusses the burning questions that truly matter to the world on Unwritten's premiere episode 🐬. As promised, here's photos from Body an...