The Cheeto Chronicles
-‘God wanted Trump to be President' says White House press secretary
-Trump to throw spotlight on abortion in State of the Union
-Is 45's Border Wall Policy Based On Half-Remembered Bits Of 'Sicario 2'?
-Twitter Roasts Donald Trump Jr. For Not Knowing What 'SNL' Stands For
-Undocumented Immigrant Who Worked at a 45 Golf Club Will Attend SOTU

Dems 2020
-Gabbard Claims Anti-War Cred After Accepting Over $100K From Arms Dealers
- Jill Stein rooting for Howard Schultz to run for 2020
-Can Cory catch up to Kamala?
-Joe Biden Defends Praise for Embattled Republican During Midterms

The Kiki Report
-Jussie Smollett’s ‘racial and homophobic hate crime’
-Kevin Hart lashes out, accuses people of using Smollett attack to further “harp” on him
-Armed Trump supporter detained by police after bursting into library to protest drag queen storytime
-Women’s butts turn straight men gay, says pro-rape ‘men’s rights activist’
-Japan Court Upholds Sterilization To Register Gender Change
-New York will have competing pride parades for 50th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots
-For the first time ever, Disney is holding an official LGBTQ Pride parade in one of its theme parks

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