It's a weird news extravaganza! We hit up some strange goings-on before we go back down that WandaVision rabbit hole for episode 8.


 Check out these headlines:


- North Carolina firefighters dispatched to restaurant discover it isn't on fire, just making 10,000 wings


- Woman Belonging to Alien Reptile Cult to Stay in Jail for Shooting Boyfriend


- Rebel Nuns Break COVID Rules to Attend Exorcism


- Bodybuilder Cheats on His Sex Doll Wife with Indescribable Object




Stick around for the post-credit audio scene!