Unload with Madge and Dave
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Best Of: Madge & Dave's 100th Episode
February 27, 2024 21:21 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MBA flashback Best Of episode from Madge & Dave with their 100th Episode! --- Madge and Dave's 100th episode! This week, our two favorite clips since the dawn of time, rioting Vancouverians, why Super 8 is not so super, Oscar insanity, pirate-themed home theaters, and the Japanese Poop Burger. Also, I Don't Get Jim Carrey, zombie Costco sample-givers and why The Human Centipede scares Dave. Plus, why weight loss shows make us hungry. Oh, and Madge says smart things.
Classic Bonus Clip: Hot Pockets
February 14, 2013 02:00 - 4 minutes - 6.83 MBMadge and Dave talk all things Hot Pockets. (Originally from the week of January 24, 2011)
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February 09, 2013 05:39 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MBMadge and Dave discuss the Superbowl food coma, House of Cards, Kevin Spacey, James Cromwell, Christina Applegate, Rachel Zoe, The Swan, Yoda, Chewbacca, Rex Reed, Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman. Plus, new feature Hunch a Bunch, Ben Affleck Got Robbed Again and I Don't Get Blake Lively. Also, bad handshake do overs, no sideboob, people who agree to disagree and why buying lottery tickets with coworkers is a bad idea. Oh, and Madge gets all Nicki Minaj on people. (Week of February 4, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Eating Couch Cushions
February 07, 2013 01:00 - 6 minutes - 9.31 MBMadge and Dave discuss the woman who eats couch cushions. (Originally from the week of January 17, 2011)
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February 02, 2013 05:28 - 54 minutes - 75.4 MBMadge and Dave discuss Barbara Walters, Taco Bell, Jason London, Amy Adams, John Kerry's face and Leann Rimes. Plus, Ben Affleck Got Robbed, I Don't Get Nicki Minaj, the Football Minute and Netflix. Also, gross floss, ludicrous woodwind instruments, people who share gum and a listener unload about Burger King's horse meat. Oh, and Madge and Dave audition for their own version of American Idol. (Week of January 28, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Why Running Sucks
January 31, 2013 02:00 - 7 minutes - 10.3 MBMadge and Dave explain why running, and a slew of other useless sports just plain suck. (Originally from the week of January 15, 2011)
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January 26, 2013 05:22 - 49 minutes - 67.5 MBMadge and Dave discuss Beyonce, The Today Show, Charlie Brown, Star Wars, The Bachelor's one armed girl, Barbara Walters, Manti Teo, Top Gun and J.J. Abrams. Plus, pronouncing Oscar nominee's names, Ben Affleck Got Robbed and another edition of Pop Culture Quiz. Also, Shazam, buffets, old talk show hosts and I Don't Get Marc Anthony. Oh, and Madge remembers the three rules of Gremlins. (Week of January 21, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Bad Food Memories
January 24, 2013 02:30 - 7 minutes - 10.8 MBMadge and Dave discuss bad food memories and experiences. (Originally from the week of December 27, 2010)
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January 19, 2013 05:23 - 48 minutes - 66.7 MBMadge and Dave discuss the podcast love, Diff'rent Strokes, Lance Armstrong, Megan Fox, Julia Stiles, Jodie Foster, American Idol and Howard Stern. Plus, finding heads at the airport, New Feature Midget in a Backpack, I Don't Get Sandra Oh, and we still can't get through Lincoln. Also, people who get sayings wrong, don't use bathroom soap and the infestation of candles. Oh, and Madge channels Miss Piggy. (Week of January 14, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Capturing Fugitives
January 17, 2013 02:30 - 9 minutes - 13.9 MBMadge and Dave discuss how they battled a drug-crazed fugitive. (Originally from the week of January 10, 2011)
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January 12, 2013 06:15 - 43 minutes - 59.5 MBMadge and Dave discuss Monica Potter's Patrick Stewart bald cap, Charlie Sheen, Megan Fox, the People's Choice Awards, Golden Globes and Oscars. Also, Incontinence or Blank, The Boring-est and new feature Ben Affleck Got Robbed. Plus, nudity on TV, I Don't Get Whoopi Goldberg, bullshit shirts and crazy people who think you're friends because you drive the same car. Oh, and Dave speaks sushi. (Week of January 7, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Eccentric Pets
January 10, 2013 03:00 - 4 minutes - 6.45 MBMadge and Dave unload about alligators, lions and chimpanzees, oh my. (Week of December 17, 2010)
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January 05, 2013 05:51 - 43 minutes - 60.4 MBMadge and Dave return from beyond to discuss everything they missed unloading about in 2012. Such things like Linsday Lohan, Rhianna, Amanda Bynes, Owl City, The Hunger Games and zombies. Also, new feature The Boring-est, I Don't Get Helen Hunt and a listener unload about ear lobe discs. Plus, the uselessness of gymnastics and gym wipers. Oh, and Madge sees spiders. (Week of December 31, 2012)
Classic Bonus Clip: Expiration Dates
January 03, 2013 06:01 - 3 minutes - 4.94 MBMadge and Dave obsess over expiration dates. (Originally from December 11, 2010)
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November 13, 2011 04:56 - 15 minutes - 20.8 MBMadge and Dave discuss where they've been, when they're coming back and why they were gone. Oh, and Madge lifts us up where we belong. (Week of November 7, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Giving Thanks
September 22, 2011 05:19 - 6 minutes - 9.8 MBMadge and Dave give thanks in their own back-handed compliment kind of way. (Originally from November 25, 2010)
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September 17, 2011 04:37 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBMadge and Dave discuss Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Sheen, The Emmys, Big Brother, Star Wars and the Lion King (again). Also, another edition of Shut Up, I Don't Get Desperate Housewives and why Lost's Matthew Fox is an ass. Plus, why fantasy football is like a ponzi scheme, why Madge hates dumb people and why cats are evil. Oh, and Dave forgets all about the floats. (Week of September 12, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Soap Operas, Life Problems
September 15, 2011 01:59 - 4 minutes - 7.11 MBMadge and Dave decide their own life problems are nothing compared to the ones on soap operas. (Originally from the week of November 15, 2010)
Intervention 55
September 14, 2011 05:03 - 10 minutes - 14.1 MBMadge and Dave intervene against the soda can tappers, food blowers, beer defoamers and nose juice rubbers. (Week of September 12, 2011)
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September 11, 2011 04:04 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MBMadge and Dave discuss Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy, Back to the Future, Katie Couric, Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Pauly D, Chris Harrison and Nick Swardson. Plus new features Shut Up! and Boring Interview Announcement of the Week. Also, garage sales, schweddy balls, contagious movies, paper cuts, warm nuts and idiotic competitive eating. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'treazzzzurrreeee.' (Week of September 5, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Cruise Ships, First Dates
September 08, 2011 02:42 - 5 minutes - 8.59 MBMadge and Dave discuss the gross factor of cruise ship vacations. Plus, Madge & Dave remember their first date. (Originally from the week of November 8, 2010)
Intervention 54
September 07, 2011 03:44 - 9 minutes - 12.7 MBMadge and Dave ask Tori Spelling to stop showing up on reality shows other than her own. (Week of September 5, 2011)
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September 03, 2011 04:30 - 41 minutes - 57.6 MBMadge and Dave discuss Labor Day, Dancing with the Stars, James Franco, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mel B, Daryl Hannah, the villain from National Treasure and Star Wars. Also, punching bears, fashion trends for men, horrible jobs, bad hurricane names, laminated stuff and candy toppings. Plus features 'Alive or Dead Wilford Brimley Edition' and I Don't Get LeAnn Rimes. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'dizazz.' (Week of August 29, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Lindsay Lohan
September 01, 2011 04:01 - 7 minutes - 10.5 MBMadge and Dave discuss Lindsay Lohan and Madge answers listener questions. (Originally from the week of October 18, 2010)
Intervention 53
August 31, 2011 03:25 - 8 minutes - 11.6 MBMadge and Dave speak volumes of interventionism to the ear defilers of the world. (Week of August 29, 2011)
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August 27, 2011 06:12 - 41 minutes - 56.5 MBMadge and Dave discuss hero Kate Winslet, Kris Jenner, Jim Carrey, Erik Estrada, George Lopez, Will Smith and Cynthia Nixon. Plus, new features 'What the Hell, Words?' and "Incontinence or Frank.' Also, corn nuts, sunflowers, this week's celebrity cell phone conversation and a listener unload from Jessica who is sick of the 'shoulder flirt.' Oh, and Dave eats kidney stones. (Week of August 22, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Buddy the Lizard
August 25, 2011 03:00 - 8 minutes - 12.5 MBMadge and Dave recount the classic, heart-warming story of Buddy the lizard. (Originally from the week of October 11, 2010)
Intervention 52
August 24, 2011 04:41 - 8 minutes - 11.5 MBMadge and Dave ask the pseudo celebrity journalists and bloggers to take part in their own intervention. (Week of August 22, 2011)
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August 20, 2011 05:27 - 41 minutes - 57.5 MBMadge and Dave discuss President Obama, foursquare, Kim Kardashian, Abercrombie and Fitch, Liam Gallagher, Conan the Barbarian and Tom Cruise. Also, Classic Movie Moments, Barely Remembered, I Don't Get Oasis, and Gerard Depardieu's Incontinence Issues. Plus, baguettes, chinese food, turkey, penpals and why learning how to dive is stupid. Oh, and Madge sings off key. (Week of August 15, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Restaurant Pricing
August 18, 2011 05:00 - 5 minutes - 7.81 MBMadge and Dave read a listener unload from Renfro about random restaurant prices and discuss Brett Favre. (Originally from the week of October 4, 2010)
Intervention 51
August 17, 2011 03:41 - 9 minutes - 13.3 MBMadge and Dave reserve a chair for the Extreme Seat Savers of the world. (Week of August 15, 2011)
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August 12, 2011 18:30 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MBMadge and Dave discuss George and Jennifer Lopez, Ashton and Hugh, Bewitched, Dirty Dancing, Ernie and Bert and American Idol. Also, people who ask hypothetical questions, why briefcases are dumb and a listener unload from Steve. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or Blank and I Don't Get Leighton Meester. Oh, and Madge and Dave eat off the floor. (Week of August 8, 2011)
Classic Bonus Clip: Putrid Breath
August 11, 2011 07:30 - 4 minutes - 7.16 MBMadge and Dave read a listener unload from Amy about people with bad "putrid" breath. (Originally from the week of September 27, 2010)
Intervention 50
August 10, 2011 03:17 - 10 minutes - 14.5 MBMadge and Dave ask Los Angeles non-icon Angelyne to put down the mini-skirt. (Week of August 8, 2011)
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August 06, 2011 04:40 - 45 minutes - 63.2 MBMadge and Dave discuss Bret Ratner, The Oscars, Jersey Shore, private stewardesses, Jerry Lewis, Chris Hansen and Planet of the Apes. Plus, new features Celebrity Haircut News, Underwhelming Celebrity Run-ins and Cereal Chat. Also, I Don't Get Halle Berry's daughter Nahla, cleaning with gas and urinal stickers. Oh, and Madge hates hay rides. (Week of August 1, 2011)
Intervention 49
August 03, 2011 05:25 - 8 minutes - 11.9 MBMadge and Dave ask Nic Cage to have a seat and do some overacting in the Intervention chair. (Week of August 1, 2011)
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July 30, 2011 04:42 - 40 minutes - 56 MBMadge and Dave discuss Alex Trebek, Jesse James, Frank Darabont, Ian Somerhalder and his leatherback turtles. Also, glow in the dark dogs, family jewels, Big Brother 13 and complaining about Entourage. Plus, features Point Counterpoint, I Don't Get Piers Morgan, a debate on why corn cannot be digested and a Listener Unload from Elizabeth Laime. Oh, and Dave hates 'the Wave.' (Week of July 25, 2011)
Intervention 48
July 27, 2011 03:54 - 9 minutes - 12.8 MBMadge and Dave boycott books. (Week of July 25, 2011)
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July 25, 2011 03:49 - 29 minutes - 40.8 MBMadge and Dave discuss Comic-Con, the Dalai Lama, James Franco, Beavis & Butthead, Captain America and Friends with Benfits. Plus, Jesus on a Walmart receipt, our issues with Costco and yet another edition of Incontinence or Blank. Oh, and Madge has her most random call-out evah. (Week of July 18, 2011)
Intervention 47
July 20, 2011 03:34 - 8 minutes - 11.4 MBMadge and Dave tell Jonah Hill the secret to being funny. (Week of July 18, 2011)
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July 17, 2011 04:54 - 46 minutes - 64.3 MBMadge and Dave announce the winners of cozies, discuss the Unload Tattoo Challenge, Sherwood Schwartz, Emmy nominations, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Liza Minnelli. Also, Carmageddon and more overly-dramatic Los Angeles disasters, why revolving doors are lame, amateur hair cutters and clowns. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Orlando Bloom. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'Botocalypse.' (Week of July 11, 2011)
Intervention 46
July 13, 2011 03:56 - 12 minutes - 16.9 MBMadge and Dave hold an Intervention for themselves and tell listeners how they can win $500. (Week of July 11, 2011)
Unload 53
July 09, 2011 05:11 - 46 minutes - 64.2 MBThe 1st Anniversary Show! Madge and Dave discuss one year of shows, give away crap and talk about Elizabeth Hurley, James Spader, Bono and the blind guy, Betty Ford and Big Brother 13. Also, Madge-pressions and I Don't Get Kellan Lutz. Plus, over anniversary-ers, parking attendants and why does Papa John's keep sending me e-mails. Oh, and Madge gets face surgery. (Week of July 4, 2011)
Intervention 45
July 06, 2011 03:37 - 10 minutes - 14.6 MBMadge and Dave ask people to stop drinking and buying. Especially when it comes to puppies. (Week of July 4, 2011)
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July 02, 2011 04:34 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MBMadge and Dave discuss Transformers 3, Big Brother 13, celebrity traffic tweeting, Milla Jovovich, Chris Hansen, Princess Diana of Whales and Tom Hanks. Also, Letters from Madge, Dave calls local establishments to try and get illegal fireworks and Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Love Boat. Plus, Hello Kitty, air-tight cars, juicy yogurt and why UPS always loses to Fedex. Oh, and Madge sings patriotic songs. (Week of June 27, 2011)
Intervention 44
June 29, 2011 03:43 - 8 minutes - 11.8 MBMadge and Dave have a heart to heart with the handkerchiefers of the world in this epic intervention of great proportion. (Week of June 27, 2011)
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June 25, 2011 05:29 - 42 minutes - 58.6 MBMadge and Dave discuss their one year anniversary show, Transformers 3, Justin Bieber, George Clooney, Fagilyu and Fagili and Carol Burnett. Also, Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Brady Bunch, I Don't Get Cameron Diaz and imaginary friends. Plus, swerving to miss animals, why writing letters is so tiring and a detailed analysis of whether or not a deaf, dumb and blind kid could play pinball. Oh, and Madge and Dave get all alcoholic. (Week of June 20, 2011)
Intervention 43
June 22, 2011 05:13 - 9 minutes - 13.6 MBMadge and Dave throw sorcerer's stones at the Harry Potter monstrosity. (Week of June 20, 2011)
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June 18, 2011 04:53 - 47 minutes - 64.7 MBMadge and Dave's 100th episode! This week, our two favorite clips since the dawn of time, rioting Vancouverians, why Super 8 is not so super, Oscar insanity, pirate-themed home theaters, and the Japanese Poop Burger. Also, I Don't Get Jim Carrey, zombie Costco sample-givers and why The Human Centipede scares Dave. Plus, why weight loss shows make us hungry. Oh, and Madge says smart things. (Week of June 13, 2011)
Intervention 42
June 15, 2011 03:30 - 10 minutes - 14.5 MBMadge and Dave hate whales. Join the club. (Week of June 13, 2011)