Letters to a Righty: Dear Trump Voter

Dear Trump Voter,

I know the coming elections are coming up soon, and I’m trying to make a
decision about who to vote for. If I’m going to vote in a system funded by
theft and dedicated to the unjust redistribution of wealth, I need to do
some homework to make sure I select the best mob boss.

This is where you come in.

I need your help understanding why I should vote in favor of Trump over the
other candidates.