We’ve been staring into the abyss for an entire month now. And the Abyss’s goofy ass rodent face is staring us right back.

Daniel has aged 20 years in a night. Nathan introduces us to Roose Sprongstern, and gives a brief history of the city of Punxatawney. AJ talks about how to prepare the Groundhog for the feast. We talk sugar dispensers. The bumper stickers are making us crazy. God can’t build a gazebo so big he can’t host a party in it. Jesus was the original crime fighting wrestler. Bea Arthur can get it.