It's the first movie of 2017 and it falls on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!! So we're watching a Friday The 13th movie and you guys decided it would be Jason Takes Manhattan.

Here's what you're gonna have to deal with: this movie has a lot of gratuitous nudity and as drunk boys we get stuck talking about it a lot at the beginning. We apologize for saying "titties" so much. Maybe the creators of Friday The 13th Part VIII should have worked a little more on getting that big masked murder boy to Manhattan and a little less time making ladies expose their hooters though, then we wouldn't be in this predicament.

Also, apologies in advance but we broke a mic cord halfway through the episode and didn't notice so there's a bit at the end where Nathan is just faintly audible in the background. Not that he had anything worthwhile to add to the conversation, but you've come to expect a certain level of professionalism from us and... well... who are we kidding you're either surprised we haven't died or just suprised this is still a show.