This week, spring has finally sprung so now I have to actually do shit in the garden like watering. Then I debate going blonde again (and give some helpful “do as I say, not as I did in the 90s”...

This week, spring has finally sprung so now I have to actually do shit in the garden like watering. Then I debate going blonde again (and give some helpful “do as I say, not as I did in the 90s” tips on home bleaching).


Also: David Lee Roth takes to doodling and Bumblefoot underestimates the percentage of scumbags in the music biz.


Plus: the average American woman is even fatter than 20 years ago, and blogger bitches are happy because diabetes loves company.


Remember, kiddies: the word of the weak is “unobtainable.”


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