Here is it already April first and the cherry blossoms are blooming and spring is in the air. I think today is a good day to tell you a story I've been wanting to share for awhile now. Remember last episode when I talked about the tanuki? Well, keep all that in mind when you listen to today's episode. Things are going to get weird.

Warning: This episode violates the Third Commandment, contains references to male anatomy and has words bleeped out that could infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. Listener discretion is advised.