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HAPPY LABOR DAY REPUBLICANS!!!! I know Democrats don't have jobs and spend most of their days sitting on the couch eating potato chips, so I won't include them. Hope all my hardworking conservatives enjoyed their day off!!! Now let's talk about the ghetto called liberalism...

Ever noticed how the social justice "everyone is oppressing me" warriors always seem to oppress everyone else? Wait till you hear this story about how a social justice warrior I knew would PURPOSELY mess up cops drinks when they came into Starbucks. My friend got covid this past week, and LIBERALS are refusing to give him the antibody treatment because he's not overweight and a smoker. Welcome to blue states, they don't want people healing from this. Refugees are already complaining... go back to Taliban Afghanistan if you don't like it here. 47 people were shot in Chicago this past weekend in a TWELVE hour span (including 6 kids). FATHERS, GET BACK IN THE HOME AND TEACH YOUR KIDS TO BEHAVE.

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