PROTECT YOUR CAT

If you sleep with 20 men a week, I'm not interested in hearing you lecture people about wearing a mask. You should be concerned about a little something else. Yes, I'm talking only to women because if you're a MAN who has the audacity to lecture people on masks like a little 2 year old instead of the big strong man you should be.... you're not worthy of being spoken to by me. Nevertheless...I MISS WHEN WE HAD A PRETTY PRESS SECRETARY, and I also miss when people with dingle dangles weren't considered women (a "woman" with a dingle dangle is on the cover of sports illustrated). 

Gosh, we have a lot to talk about. Grab an espresso and BE UNCANCELLABLE 

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