The worst foreign policy disaster the country has ever seen, yet Lizzo is crying about people calling her fat. Newsflash: You COULD use some time on the treadmill, Lizzo. That being said, Joe Biden has proven to be the biggest coward in the history of our country. He's been on vacation while people jumped to their deaths in Afghanistan. He refused to take questions from the media about his failure to execute a proper exit from Afghanistan. Yea, we all wanted our troops home...We just didn't think Joe would f*ck this up as bad as he did. 

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