Biden had his FIRST State of the Union address last night, and luckily he made it through without falling asleep on the stage or wetting his diaper! After lying for about 40 minutes, he pivoted to a super serious conversation: Coming out as a republican. Oh, just kidding... I thought he came out as a republican since he started saying we should "fund the police," "make things in America," and "protect the border." I forgot, in 2022 that's not coming out as a Republican. That's being scared that you're about to get demolished in the midterms.

LOVE YALL. Literally been in the mood for a frappuccino everyday recently. My body senses the world is ending and wants to get some frappuccinos in LOL. BE UNCANCELLABLE 

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