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TMMMCI/MIMT - Ep 003: Salty Wicket

Have you ever seen Star Wars?! What about the third one? No not THAT third one, I mean the sixth one. The one that came out four movies before the seventh one. The first trilogy, third movie, Episode VI. Revenge of th---, no, Rise of Sithwalker, no,......Return of the Jedi. Well there's food in it. The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | StarWarsMinute.com Town Talk | MySpace | Twitter | Instagram | Email | TeePublic

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Minute 020: Janitor Gets Canned Laughter

When stuff gets lost, the janitorial staff gets stiffed, while the senior staff gets the last laugh. UHF Time Stamp 0:19:38-0:20:40 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 019: Rage Pooping

Sometimes an episode speaks for itself, This may have been one of those times but we weren’t listening. Cue David Bowe’s Fashion as Jonathan and David talk about tie clips, Iggy and the Stoogies, angular office geometry and…..upper deckers…. UHF Time Stamp 0:18:36-0:19:38 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | fashion Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 018: Crack The Code

This is episode #2 for our guest, Sean German! He really gets the lead out and tests our knowledge of the office life. UHF Time Stamp 0:17:34-0:18:36 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | catandsean.org Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email | TeePublic

Minute 017: Lattice Forte

I’ve heard of a put-upon German professor having to teach English to an American class. But what if you put Sean German (podcaster) having to fake French with American sass? Whether friend or faux, he’s here to show no merci, and maybe help Crazy Ernie get some phoques into those cars. UHF Time Stamp 0:16:32-0:17:34 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | catandsean.org Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 016: A Very Important Lesson on Electricity

Electricity is no joke! Jonathan gushes about safely handling the juice while David pretends to care. Also notable: we are introduced to Pamela and we discuss the measure of a man, and that measurement has a name.

Bonus Blowout Rambling Interociter Episode 2

When a bad movie is referenced by a good movie, does that make it better? If a good movie is referenced by a bad movie, does that make it worse? Now if two movies reference a third movie, is that the best thing ever?! We don’t know, but it gave us an excuse to talk about MST3K The Movie! The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | mst3k.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 015: A Rankle in Digression

We welcome you into our laboratory where we are up to our elbows in pecans, Cinematic Titanic, and Mr. Ed!

Minute 014.1: The Rhythm of the Dishes

Tom Fahey (of the futuristic Grease Minute) and your hosts David and Jonathan just flew this alternate time line version of minute 14 into your ears and boy are they’re arms tired!

Minute 014: Viva la Brioche!

Returning guest Tom Lahey brings the groaners, David talks about the toys (which we know you don’t like) but luckily Jonathan centers us with door knob talk and his bum love!

Minute 013: Full Body Fart Workout

David and Jonathan bring Tim Fahey of Grease Minute (A movies by minute podcast not coming any time soon) on board to sort out our ideas on Punch and work out videos, meanwhile, there is a movie we should probably be addressing…

Minute 012: Punch-Stained Fur

It’s party time! We’ve got casual conversation, smoke filled poker rooms, and a dog in the punch bowl. So come on down to Rodeo Drive as we give Rudi Thornburg another chance to recommend other good/bad movies. UHF Time Stamp 0:11:22-0:12:24 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | openthepodcastdoorshal.libsyn.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Bonus Blowout Rambling Digression Episode 1

Are you ready for French encounters of the small kind!? David and Jonathan do a medium dive on something that means something.

Minute 011: Deliberately Teri

Rudi Thornburg is making that imagination work for him as he joins us for some pretty important potatoes. He promised us 2001 recipes. UHF Time Stamp 0:10:20-0:11:22 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | openthepodcastdoorshal.libsyn.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 010: Mad Trash

Exclusive in this issue: Tony Consiglio tell all about Jeff Bezos! Also! Awkward celebrity run ins! Garbage Bags! Cheese Hats! Head Trauma! You throw us the one star reviews and we’ll toss you the episode! Exclamation.

Minute 009: Finger Experiment

This is a big one folks! We bring in Tony Consiglio of Star Wars Minute fame to help us sort through our feelings on Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches, flour, canned goods and tape worms!

Minute 008: His name is Robert Steckler

We answer the age old question: “What’s the best way to get fired?” Or was it “where is the best place to keep your crowbar?” Or maybe it was “How does Don Quixote relate to UHF?” Very special guest Robert Soulliere Jr. joins us to explain the circumstance! UHF Time Stamp: 0:07:14-0:08:16 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

TMMMCI/MIMT - Ep 002: Big Edna's Burger

We’re bringing the foodcasts together to give you a taste like you’ve never heard before! “The Movie Made Me Chew It” partners with “Movies I Masticate To” for this in-depth study of the hamburger. You won’t want to miss a single 2nd! The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | MadMaxMinute.com Town Talk | MySpace | Twitter | Instagram | Email | TeePublic

Minute 007: Flotsam and Philstrum

The reality of our situation is setting in as Brett Bontrager returns to help us transition from boulder rolled to Burger World. We've been through a handful of minutes in the last month, and we can see the writing on the wall. And that writing is a little maddening. I just hope we don't get caught with mustard on our face. UHF Time Stamp: 0:06:12-0:07:14 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | beardbrand.com | artofmanliness.com Town Talk | MySpace | Twitter | Instagram | Email | ...

Minute 006: Doctored Teeth and the Kinetic Mayhem

There’s an old saying that goes something like “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your hosts, but you shouldn’t let your friends host” or something like that. Either way, nobody knows our hosts like good friend BJ Bontrager, who is here to….I’m pretty sure he just came here to talk about Muppet Babies. So pull up your striped socks, gather all your friends in the nursery, and make your dreams come true. And then listen to this if you have time. UHF Time Stamp: 0:05:10-0:06:12 The...

Minute 005: Little Cheesers

It’s Friday night this Tuesday!!! Join us as we are joined once again by the Indiana Jones Minute crew to talk about sneaky wives, incorrect anatomical terminology and what the Academy Awards statue has been hiding all these years! Will you seize this golden opportunity to listen in or will you throw this episode aside like a useless bag of sand!?!? UHF Time Stamp: 0:04:08-0:05:10 The Links: Indianajonesminute.com | Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram ...

Minute 004: Vines and Tires and Chairy, Oh Deer!

Have you ever looked at traffic signs? I mean, really looked? No, I mean, really REALLY looked? Well, keep looking! Because our hosts, David and Jonathan, don’t want to anymore. Stay tuned for our third and FINAL installment with the Indiana Jones Minute in Minute 5: Faux Oscar’s Weighed UHF Time Stamp 0:03:06-0:04:08 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 003: Naked Frenulum

It’s Episode 3 and EVERYONE is involved! The Indiana Jones Minute crew! Gal Gadot! The Oakley Sunglass company! George Hendricks from Mogwai Minute! David’s Nephews middle school band! We’ve got it all on UHF62nd!!! UHF Time Stamp: 0:02:04-0:03:06 The Links: Indianajonesminute.com | Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | themogwaiminute.podbean.com/ Town Talk |MySpace |Twitter |Instagram | Email |TeePublic

Minute 002: Ampudextrous

Our confused hosts wander further into the movie on their own, as Minute 2 shows us that two's company, three's a crowd. But don't let your senses BETRAY you, David and Jonathan are gonna WHIP what's LEFT of this minute RIGHT into shape. Stay tuned for more of the Indiana Jones Minute crew in Minute 3: The Train of Doom UHF Time Stamp 0:01:02-0:02:04 The Links: Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | MadMaxMinute.com Town Talk | MySpace | Twitter | Instagram | Email | TeePublic

CFF Cage Match: Game 1

Q: What’s even better than talking about our favorite fictional movie that spoofs other fictional movies? A: Testing our knowledge about fictional movies to raise funds for real people. David and Jonathan join with Tabitha Carlisle and Doug Greenberg to form team I’m Thinking Of Something Blue Thanks to Dave Pallas for hosting Teams: Something Blue (something bluuuuuue) VS North Atlantic Coalition. Movies: Moonstruck and Titanic. To Help donate to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation please fo...

Minute 001: Ululating Hovitos Firebird

Join Tom, Pete, Gerry and Christy as they discuss “Indiana Jones and the New Perm” one minute at a time! Plus two more seconds at a time! Special Guests: Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute and David from….stuff… UHF Time Stamp 0:00:00-0:01:02 The Links: Indianajonesminute.com | Moviesbyminutes.com | UHF62nd.com | themogwaiminute.podbean.com Town Talk | MySpace | Twitter | Instagram | Email | TeePublic

UHF 30th Anniversment!

Residing on the celestial equator, the constellation Orion has been one of the most prominent and easily recognizable starry sights, in no small thanks to Orion's belt. Thirty years ago, on July 21, 1989, UHF was released into theaters during one of the biggest summers for blockbuster releases. Rising star "Weird" Al Yankovic was setting his sights on the entire world. Receiving only small thanks, UHF was removed from theaters within the month, causing Orion Pictures to tighten their belt in...

UHF 26 Progress Report

It’s been a while. A long while. You’ve been waiting. We’ve been waiting. Then we remembered we were doing the thing, and did some things. But not all the things. Here we are to tell you about 26 things. Links of Things: Ethan Nicolle’s Bearmageddon | Dang Harris Design | Tony Consiglio’s Stuff The Socials: Town Talk | OurSpace | Twits | Instant Grams | Boring Email

Movies I Masticate To - Ep 001: Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Movies I Masticate To! In which your host David Johnson takes you through the process of enjoying that most nerdy of nourishments: The Twinkie Wiener Sandwich - popularized by the great French Art film UHF!(Probably one time) guest host Jonathan louses things up. Twitter: UHF 62nd | Hostess | Oscar Mayer | Kraft | Wienermobile

The Movie Made Me Chew It - Ep 001: Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

Introducing a show by no other name, The Movie Made Me Chew It! In this first episode, Jonathan Carlisle takes you down memory lane to a time you couldn't possibly remember. Listen as Jonathan chronicles when the Big 3 were brought together to create the unforgettable snack, the Twinkie Wiener Sandwich. Hostess (U), Oscar Mayer (H), and Kraft/Nabisco (F) were all present on that fateful day in 1989 when...well, I guess you'll just have to listen. To David. You'll have to listen to David, as ...

Bonus Ep 01: A Self-Indulgent Concert Review

"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ridiculously Self-Indulgent, Ill-Advised Vanity Tour March 10, 2018 Grand Rapids, MI @ 20 Monroe Live Recorded in the vanishing hour of Daylight Savings Time, Tabitha Carlisle joins David and Jonathan to talk about what they just witnessed.

A Very Teaser Ultra

It's here, it's here! You've heard all about it and you've finally found it! Okay, so maybe you haven't heard about it. And maybe we made you listen. But if you agree to listen to just this episode, we'll agree not to bring it up again. Especially not 95 more times. Or any other time we are near a microphone. Or on Twitter. Or Facebook. Especially not in our Facebook group. And you should probably add us to your spam alerts. Signed, Your Hosts: David Johnson & Jonathan Carlisle