Two Petes In A Podcast

Episode 168 — The One With Blade Rules

The Last of Us rips off a Marvel superhero movie legacy, we finally start playing Resident Evil 4, and DQ bring “24” discussion back to the forefront.

Episode 167 — The One Where We Work In Ants

DQ goes OFF on a movie franchise with too many ants!!!

Episode 166 — The One with Tien

Tien joins Josh’s Bryan-Raging Therapy group, aka the podcast.

Episode 165 — The One With PC Crevices

In which Josh is always happy to talk about Constantine.

Episode 164 — The One where Bryan Rages on Bill

Bryan will literally love M3gan b4 The Last of Us.

(RE-UPLOAD) Episode 163 — The One About TLOU Episode 1

RE-UPLOADED Bryan losing his mind, in real time.

Episode 162 — The One Where Bryan's a Stormtrooper

Bryan’s out here sounding like he’s about to execute order 66 for the whole episode. Sorry, y’all!

Episode 161 — The One with an IRL BB

Bryan has been training for this moment since E3 2016

Episode 160 — The One with (Para)More Content

Embrace the Event Horizon Hellscape that is ACL Weekend 1

Episode 159 — The One With a DQobra Kaicast

All roads lead to Hillary Swank.

Episode 158 — The One That's a Remake of a Remaster

I STILL need to lung around those palettes in the Last of Us!?!?!

Episode 157 — The One with the Kravitz Discourse

We’re NOT crazy for this super lady.

Episode 156 — The One About Linda in Our T-Shirt

Recorded in several cans…srry

Episode 155 — The One Where We Give You the Talk

What exactly CAN you fit into a Gamecube? ;)

Episode 154 — The One Without Dip

Get that ranch and blue cheese out of Bryan’s face!

Episode 153 — The One About the IHOP Date

Here’s the pancakes you didn’t order, enjoy!

Episode 152 — The One Where We're Running Up That Hill

Put on Outkast if I get into a Stranger Things scenario plz.

Episode 151 — The One Where We Talk About Rainbow for 5 Seconds

Its important to remember where you came from.

Episode 150 — The One About DQ's Can Hustle

Mother’s Day is the day to cash in.

Bonus Episode - The One About the Eurovision 2022 Grand Final

Bryan and DQ's Eurovision 2022 coverage concludes. 00:00:34 Detailed voting results from Semifinals 00:03:15 Scandal? 00:09:38 One Point 00:13:34 Two Points 00:18:01 Three Points 00:21:01 Four Points 00:25:52 Five Points 00:27:30 24th and 25th Place 00:30:22 Six Points 00:32:12 Seven Points 00:35:23 Eight Points 00:36:48 Ten Points 00:40:18 Twelve Points 00:44:35 Wrap Up Detailed voting results for Eurovision 2022 Eurovision on YouTube

Bonus Episode - The One About the Eurovision 2022 Semifinals

A full recap of Day 1 and 2 of Eurovision 2022. 00:03:45 Albania 00:08:00 Latvia 00:10:57 Lithuania 00:12:51 Switzerland 00:15:45 Slovenia 00:18:16 Ukraine 00:20:44 Bulgaria 00:22:12 Netherlands 00:23:34 Moldova 00:26:22 Portugal 00:27:23 Croatia 00:28:45 Denmark 00:29:54 Austria 00:31:38 Iceland 00:32:50 Greece 00:33:56 Norway 00:39:56 Armenia 00:44:56 Finland 00:46:24 Israel 00:48:08 Serbia 00:50:09 Azerbaijan 00:51:16 Georgia 00:52:52 Malta 00:54:57 San Marino 00:56:43 Australia 00:57:...

Episode 149 — The One with Guitar Talk

How many hours of PTO do y’all have?

Episode 148 — The One Where We Come Off the Top Rope

Is the soda actually cold enough when it comes out of the machine tho???

Episode 147 — The One Where We Enter the Speed Force

Will Ashley be the best part of the RE4Make???

Episode 146 — The One About Denim, Denimmmm

The Batman was great, and DQ won’t hear any different.

Episode 145 — The One Where We Respect Your Time

DQ lays down the law about money=time, Josh is the only one who played Elden Ring, and Bryan luvs Horizon.

Episode 144 — The One That's a Shorty

We get together for 10 seconds to talk Elden Ring and Horizon.

Episode 143 — The One Where DQ Strikes Back

DQ reconstitutes himself out of the ether to rag on Josh, talk Uncharted (The Movie), and discuss his most recent job-related hostage incident.

Episode 143 - The One With Discord Audio Because Bryan Sucks

This week the guys fail to discuss how much Bryan sucks at making sure his audio is recording, even though Audacity showed THE WAVY LINES WHEN RECORDING. Also, stay tuned at the end for a special preshow saying from Josh that Bryan should have used.

Episode 142 - The One With Discord Audio Because Bryan Sucks

This week the guys fail to discuss how much Bryan sucks at making sure his audio is recording, even though Audacity showed THE WAVY LINES WHEN RECORDING. Also, stay tuned at the end for a special preshow saying from Josh that Bryan should have used.

Episode 141 — The One with Rookie Numbers

Featuring our first ever Late Title Card.

Episode 140 — The One When We Were Young

Gary missing this episode just ain’t right.

Episode 139 — The One About Lightning Peterson

Nashville is now a Peterson Town.

Episode 138 — The One Where Gabe Doesn't Tip

Gossip Girl, company party etiquette, Gabe experiencing unprofessional service staff — this episode has it all.

Episode 137 — The One About the Dating Game

Someone please Super Like Josh already.

Episode 136 — The One with Beatlemania

Ringo h8ters to the left.

Episode 135 — The One with Now You See Me Content

Josh is a straight up Swiftie, Ryan is a D&D master, Bryan ain’t having none of it, and Gary attempts to separate the artist from the art.

Episode 134 - The One From A Post GTA Trilogy Release

It's a GTA Trilogy AI episode world and we're just living in it? Something like that.

Episode 133 - The One About All of the Movies

Discussions include but are not limited to: Dune, Last Night in Soho, The 355, The French Dispatch. AND MORE!

Episode 132 — The One About Feeding Chalamet Some Soup

First 10 minutes of the episode runs on Discord audio because SOMEBODY just HAD to go watch Dune (2021).

Episode 131 — The One with a New Challenger

The newest Smash-cast character is…

Episode 130 — The One About HEB Chocolate Milk

Live by the dairy, die in the john by the dairy.

Episode 129 — The One About Gary's Beauty Standards

Norman Redus = Steve Buscemi??

Episode 128 — The One About Big Plunger

Josh ruins the podcast with tales of bathroom experiments that take it too far.

Episode 127 - The One About Josh

This week we discuss the loss of Norm Macdonald. And Josh

Episode 126 - The One About The Playstation Showcase 2021

Episode 125 - The One With Just Two Petes

The Petes talk about a variety of subjects without Josh.

Episode 124 — The One About Crazy Calzonies

Unraveling the Coppola family tree, one member of Phantom Planet at a time.

Episode 123 — The One About DQ's Finances Part IV

It’s DQ’s pre-order, we’re just living in it.

Episode 122 — The One About Root Beer Skepticism

Is Root Beer even really THAT real?