Two Date Minimum

Ep. 31: F.A.R.Ts with Penny Sterling

Woody and Madelein have a delightful chat with comedian, actress and unparalleled raconteur Penny Sterling of the hit one woman show Spy In The House of Men and others! They discuss the different stages of her actualizing her true self, dating while transgender, and what is troubling about J.K. Rowling.  Find Penny's show dates here: https://www.penny-sterling.com/ Take Woody's stand-up classes! woodybattaglia.com/classes Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more...

Ep. 30: Throbbing Through His Denim Jeans with Saunt Yübear

Woody and Madelein were delighted to chat with and be SERENADED by the prize winning, festival hopping sisterly comedy music duo Saunt Yübear! They tell us exactly how many times they have been in love, and we hear a touching story involving 'street meat' and a past guest. ATTEND THEIR FREE LIVE ALBUM RECORDING: University of Rochester January 23rd at 7pm Take Woody's stand-up classes! woodybattaglia.com/classes Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rat...

Ep. 29: First Scumbag Dibs with Mike Whitfield

Woody and Madelein were visited by Mike Whitfield, a Washington D.C. comedian and OLDER brother to previous guest Mr. Hatchie Chatchie.  Take Woody's stand-up classes! woodybattaglia.com/classes Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode!

Ep. 28: The Last Train Car Is For Cruising with Martin León

Happy New Year Daddies! Woody and Madelein were honored to have our first international guest! The hilarious Martin León called in from Mexico City where he lives and performs at the cutting edge of the burgeoning stand-up comedy culture (see him en Español on Comedy Central México) south of our dumb nation.  Take Woody's stand-up class starting 1/7: woodybattaglia.com/classes Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shou...

Ep. 27: I Thought P***y Juices Was Your Love Language

Woody and Madelein do a guestless episode this week because there is TOO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT: We break down Madlein's smashingly successful album taping, what happens when your partner's family is more conservative than yours, and when is it time to move your girlfriend in with your husband? Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Take Woody's stand-up class starting 1/7: woodybattaglia.com Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Ap...

Ep. 26: Planet JOYCE, You Mean with Joyce Britton

The better half of Brunchtown Comedy, Joyce Britton, joins Woody and Madelein for a very special ep! CONTENT WARNING: This is a really fun episode but we do talk seriously about addiction, recovery, parental death and cancer.  Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Take Woody's stand-up class starting 1/7: woodybattaglia.com Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus content and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode!

Ep. 25: Get Fisted or Die Trying with Andrea Springer

Comedian Andrea Springer joins Woody and Madelein for our latest ADA (Ask Daddy Anything), we talk about losing our virginity, sending sexts to the wrong people, weird porn and being on stage in front of our partners. MADELEIN RECORDS HER ALBUM IN ROCHESTER TOMORROW 11/30/19 TIX TIX TIX.  Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode!

Ep. 24: Viewers Like You with Sarah Garner

Comedian Sarah Garner joins Woody and Madelein to discuss her show Not A Therapist at The Stand in NYC, NPR, Madelein's teeth and comedy needs, (link as promised to her GOFUNDME) doing shows for virginal jewish bachelorettes and MUCH MORE! Join our fb group facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and fol...

Ep. 23: Dick Barreling In with Billy Procida - Part 2

NYC comedian Billy Procida joins Woody and Madelein in a part two to further discuss polyamory, how weird it is or isn't to fuck next to a friend, and the proper distance to be away from someone when you masturbate. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 22: The Love Conversation with Billy Procida - Part 1

NYC comedian Billy Procida joins Woody and Madelein to discuss polyamory. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep.22: The Love Conversation with Billy Procida - Part 1

NYC comedian Billy Procida joins Woody and Madelein to discuss dating and doing comedy while being hearing impaired, Madelein's aggressive crowd work, and the slow progression of a comedy career. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 21: Podcast Cherry with Brandon Datko Part 1

Rochester comic Brandon Datko joins Woody and Madelein to discuss dating and doing comedy while being hearing impaired, Madelein's aggressive crowd work, and the slow progression of a comedy career. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!      

Ep. 20: Don't Dox My New Doc! with Lucas Smith

Number one brother Lucas Smith joins Woody and his sister from the same mister Madelein to discuss asexuality, sudden death MUCH MORE! Name Ludas' folk band at facebook.com/groups/daddiesonly Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 19: I Don't Even Know How Many Orgasms with Amy Stephens

Rochester comedian Amy Stephens joins Woody and Madelein to discuss inclusive mics, language in comedy, rediscovering sex after transitioning and MUCH MORE! Check out Amy's podcast Transformation Thursday.  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 18: No Qualms with Kristin Seltman

NYC comedian Kristin Seltman joins Woody and Madelein to discuss free speech, nicknames for that special someone, and the "R" rated version of Hamilton. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep 18: No Qualms with Kristin Seltman

NYC comedian Kristin Seltman joins Woody and Madelein to discuss free speech, nicknames for that special someone, and the "R" rated version of Hamilton. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 17: #2 Pencils with Ross Baron

NYC comedian and actor Ross Baron joins Woody and Madelein to discuss ghost therapists, loosening up buttholes, and the most Gloria Steinem way to eat pussy. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 16: Like Femurs with Kristina May

Bay Area playwright and actress Kristina May joins Woody and Madelein to discuss comedy audience size discrepancies, community college, finding a girlfriend, reconciliation, and an overlooked key to physical compatibility. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this ...

Ep 15: Sesame Seed Trigger Warning with Laura Lyons

Sketch and character comedian from NYC Laura Lyons joins Woody and Madelein to discuss public sex, emotional abuse, and the best way to wield a cucumber in the bedroom. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 14: Ya Dingus with Glen Tickle

Stand-up comedian from New Jersey (heard of it?) Glen Tickle joins Woody and Madelein for our fourteenth episode! We talk about morbid jokes and marrying yourself and much much much more!  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep 13: Callin' Out with Bronwyn Isaac

NYC comedian Bronwyn Isaac joins Madelein (no Woody today!) to discuss custom penis molds, A Quiet Place sex, and where female comedians should draw the line between personal beliefs and potential professional gains.   Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this ...

Ep. 13: Callin' Out with Bronwyn Isaac

NYC comedian Bronwyn Isaac joins Madelein (no Woody today!) to discuss custom penis molds, A Quiet Place sex, and where female comedians should draw the line between personal beliefs and potential professional gains.   Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this ...

Ep. 12: WHAT?! with Hardwood

The great and powerful comedy band Hardwood joins Woody and Madelein for episode twelve! We talk about helping hands in the bedroom, vampires, and butt stuff. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep 12: WHAT?! with Hardwood

The great and powerful comedy band Hardwood joins Woody and Madelein for episode twelve! We talk about helping hands in the bedroom, vampires, and butt stuff. Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 11: The Queen of Memes with Ilhan Ali

Stand-up comedian from Rochester Ilhan Ali joins Woody and Madelein for our eleventh episode! We talk about teachable moments, intersectional feminism, getting complimented by CupcakKe and unprepared booties.  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates this week!

Ep. 10: Potcast: Burn Book

Ep. 9: Mr. Hachie Chachie with Malcolm Whitfield

Stand-up comedian from Rochester Malcolm Whitfield joins reunited Woody and Madelein for our ninth episode! We talk about twins, owning rude dudes at mics, new partners, and coming clean about all the gory details. This one is VERY SILLY be warned.  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in Apple Podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big...

Ep. 8 Doomsday with Kai VonDoom

Stand-up comedian from Rochester Kai VonDoom joins Woody for our eighth episode! We talk about becoming a youtube star, being yourself on stage and how to turn tragedy into comedy. C.W. Extensive talk about abortion.  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and Instagram. Have big laughs and great dates t...

Ep. 7: Seriously, A Better Place? with Your Hosts

Our seventh episode with just your hosts! Content Warning:we discuss death and grief, engage in religious skepticism, and make plenty of jokes too. Comedians Madelein Smith and Woody Battaglia host this podcast about Dating, Comedy and sex! Subscribe, rate and review us five stars, follow us on Twitter/IG/FB and join our discussion group to meet chill Daddies like you! and subscribe to our Patreon for extra hush hush bonus episodes and more!

Ep. 6 #NeverTooWet with Sara Shipley and Keith Gomez

Stand-up comedians and improvisers Sara Shipley and Keith Gomez join Madelein and Woody for our sixth episode! We discuss when comedians date, dating married men long-distance, having a sexy secret, and we read our first fan letter! Listen in and check out https://www.focustheater.us/ for improv shows and classes and https://www.instagram.com/funnysarashipley for stand-up dates. Sara's interactive theater/cocktail event in Rochester!Tix: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nightcap-theatre-tickets-...

Ep. 5: Straight Men Clean Your Butts with James Tison

NYC comedian and actor James Tison joins Madelein and Woody for our fifth episode! We discuss hot tub shenanigans, best butt hygiene practices, comedy in classic gay bars, and surviving the success of your peers on social media! Listen in and follow James: https://www.instagram.com/jamestison  Check out our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Dadd...

Free Bonus Ep. 1: Nanette Nokia with Alex Davis

Classical musician Alex Davis joins Madelein and Woody for our first free bonus episode! Alex and Madelein tell stories of racial and gender discrimination in music and comedy. It's a heavy topic but this clip is also hilarious. Check it out! Then see Alex's touching video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TOrSj-iYg  Check out our new Patreon for bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to ...

Ep. 4: All Your Base Are Flare To Us with Alex Davis

Classical musician Alex Davis joins Madelein and Woody for our fourth episode! We discuss sex shops, butt stuff, dating someone with mental illness, doing standup on Easter and much much more! See Alex's touching video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TOrSj-iYg  Check out our new Patreon for bonus episodes and so much more! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to connect with cool Daddies and follow us on Twitter and ...

Ep. 3: The Father Of My Cats with Phill Bowen

Phil Bowen (Madelein's HUSBAND, heard of it???) joins Madelein and Woody for our second episode! We discuss, among dozens of things, open marriages, cool therapists, bad comedy club names and a vibrator named Kalypso! Check out our new Patreon for bonus discussions with Phil about Nostalgia Porn, Taxi Cab Confessions, Dom/sub Role-Playing and an alternative to alt comedy scenes! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to con...

Ep. 3: The Father Of My Cats with Phil Bowen

Phil Bowen (Madelein's HUSBAND, heard of it???) joins Madelein and Woody for our second episode! We discuss, among dozens of things, open marriages, cool therapists, bad comedy club names and a vibrator named Kalypso! Check out our new Patreon for bonus discussions with Phil about Nostalgia Porn, Taxi Cab Confessions, Dom/sub Role-Playing and an alternative to alt comedy scenes! Rate us 5 stars in iTunes/Apple podcasts for a shout-out in a future episode! Join our discussion group to con...

Ep. 2: Officer Daddy with Kara Maillie

Kara Maillie (Hardwood, Almost Tuesday) joins Madelein and Woody for our first full-length episode! We discuss the 50/50 open mic in Rochester, The Comedy Cellar in NYC, the evolution of Kara's comedy band Hardwood, and can your p**** be too w**? Plus we introduce our segment "Sets and Sex" for the first time, and Kara shares a real customer service related deal-breaker.  Check out our new Patreon for bonus discussions with Kara about her secret Instagram, her grandpa's jaded relationship ...

Bonus Track: Listen To Our Finished Theme Song By Hardwood!

Our theme song is finished! Hardwood is an amazing comedy band who wrote, performed, recorded and produced this track for Two Date Minimum! We are forever grateful to Kara Maillie and Hannah Weidner. Follow them at: https://www.instagram.com/helloitshardwood/ Find more hilarious and beautifully sung Hardwood songs for sale: https://hardwood.bandcamp.com/releases See their hilarious submission to the 2019 Tiny Desk Contest here: https://youtu.be/qyKZtzMHzRM And their video 'Cute' ...

Ep. 1: I Just Like Saying Daddy OK?

Our new podcast on comedy, dating and sex is launched! Thrill to comedians Madelein Smith and Woody Battaglia and their discussion of comedy scenes, the story of their friendship, and why are we all saying 'daddy' anyway? Subscribe, rate and review us five stars, follow us on Twitter/IG/FB and join our discussion group to meet chill Daddies like you! and subscribe to our Patreon for extra hush hush bonus episodes and more!