The War of the Roses (1989)

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Today the Balcony is full of love! Bill's got his Cupid wings on. Sean's got his Cupid diaper on. We love love and it makes us want to kill each other more than ever. Today in the balcony, the most romantic film of all time, Danny Devito's pitch black comedy The War of the Roses. Boy howdy, to quote Sean's mom, "that movie is sick. It's a sick movie." What happens what people stop loving each other and start getting real? Sorry my kid has the flu. This intro sucks but this episode is chock full of Grade A certified Balcony goodness. The War of the Roses stars a sexy Michael Douglas, a sexy Kathleen Turner, and the sexiest Danny Devito