Rock Star (2001)

WARNING: Before consuming this episode of Two Boys in a Balcony, please consult your doctor to see if Rock and Roll can work for you. 

It's week three of Marchy March and sweet shit, Bill's happier than a pig in a pile of Rock Star dvds (if you don't like it, you write the copy, McMorrow!) It's the fictionalized, unauthorized dramatization of the Tim "Ripper" Owens story! You know... the story of the guy who replaced Rob Halford in Judas Priest because... I... don't... know. Bill, we forgot to talk about Tim "Ripper" Owens! Goddammit. Anyway, this is a movie and it stars Mark Wahlberg and it's probably very homophobic BUT WHO IS TO SAY? Stand up and shout! Rock Star stars Mark Wahlberg, Rachel from Friends, McNulty from the Wire, Peter Pettigrew, the sheriff from Deadwood, and Elvis Fucking Presley