Pet Sematary (1989)

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Today in the balcony, we celebrate week two of Booooooooo England, our celebration of the spookier side of New England films, by watching the 1989 Pet Sematary directed by a person and written by a weirdo. Is this movie a complete disaster or an honest to God classic? Who can say? Join us as we discuss mostly fences if we're being completely honest. Is your yard fenced in? Do you know where your kids are? If you had a fence, you'd be damn sure they weren't chasing kites into the street. So grab your favorite dead kitty cat and annoying neighbor and take a stroll through the backwoods of Maine. Pet Sematary stars a lump of bricks, Tasha Yar, the kid that said "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" in Kindergarten Cop, unbounded property lines, and Herman Munster.