I Am The Cheese (1983)

Dearly beloved, we are gathered hear today to mourn the death of the career of Penis Breath, the young man who played the older brother in E.T. who was doomed to play the lead of today's balcony feature, the 1983 I Am The Cheese, a movie so unenjoyable it's only available on youtube or at your sadder public libraries. But fret not, friendly listener, because the Balcony Boys do all the heavy lifting as they implore you with a heart full of love to never watch this movie on your own. Listen, though, because many a wonderful goof is had including discussions of the death of Natalie Wood, the aformentioned E.T., and almost any other single thought that popped into their minds. I Am the Cheese stars the older brother from E.T., so many old, old, old men, and a fat man dressed like a newsie? This movie sucks but this episode is fun!