Hocus Pocus (1993)

Gather all ye virgins and let me sing you a tale of three witch sisters and the virgin that resurrected them accidentally by using his virgin fingers to light a candle in what can only be described as the virgin goof of the century. That's right, all you blossoming young boys and girls, we watched the 1993 Disney cult classic Hocus Pocus and you know what? It's a movie! We tried our best to keep this episode clean and free from the scourge of profanity but Sean insulted Motley Crue and Bill lost his cool. It happens. But what I can tell you is that this episode is the perfect cap to the first annual Boo Englund celebration of all the spookier New England films. Fare thee well, October. We'll see you next October! And we'll see you here every Wednesday for more new episodes as we ramp into the holiday season the only way we know how - ignorantly discussing movies that we're only partially familiar with and insulting each other in ways both new and revolting.