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Ladies and gentlemen, the balcony is open for business. Join the balcony boys as they kick off their exploration of the films of New England with the 2000 classic The Perfect Storm. Directed by the great Wolfgang Petersen and starring George Clooney, Diane Lane, and the patron saint of New England cinema, Mark Wahlberg, comedians Sean Sullivan and Bill McMorrow take you through this harrowing true story. Does Diane Lane have the worst Boston accent in the history of film? Who should get priority seating at a mass funeral? Can you Tony Hawk Pro Skate your wave over a 10,000 foot wave?

Let the Two Boys in the Balcony, America's dumbest film critics, take you to the Flemish Cap and pray for a safe return