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Two Bland Gays

108 episodes - English - Latest episode: 23 days ago - ★★★★★ - 37 ratings

A SPICY podcast hosted by Kevin Murray + Justin Newkirk. Get the Bland take on life as The Gays discuss current events, pop culture, Drag Race, embarrassing personal tales, give advice + more! Follow us on Instagram @TwoBlandGays

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TBG #76 - Sweet Melodies with Carl Pariso

March 06, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MB

This week, it's all about the music! The Gays are joined by musician (& pal of Justin) Carl Pariso to talk all about the music industry, his upcoming album 'Level 30' and his upcoming show at the Rockwood Music Hall in New York! Justin and Kevin talk boy band crushes, favorite (and least favorite) genres of music, jealousy in relationships and showing hole. Carl Pariso's new album 'Level 30' comes out this Summer! Get updates about the album & keep up with Carl by following him on instagra...

TBG #75 - Reggie Rocket Goes All the Way on the First Date

February 21, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

This week the Gays talk about Aldi's grocery stores and the employee's piss poor attitude, the power of a Girl Scout Cookie, Justin's experiences as a Boy Scout and learning about sex while role playing at Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power. Kevin knows gets called out for being TOO regular at Panera Bread, Justin roasts a high school girl, Kevin knows someone on the new season of Love is Blind and Siri listens to anyone except Kevin. This Weeks Cocktail is the Aldi's Brand - Vista Bay 12-Pack...

TBG #74 - The Good, The Bad & The Dateless

February 14, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 50 MB

Everybody say LOVE! 💖 This week The Gays celebrate Valentine's Day together! Justin helps Kevin find a soulmate, Kevin flirts with his Dad's ex-boyfriend, and Justin pens a letter to Jen Shah while Kevin contemplates writing a love letter to a convict. The Gays try to get a date with Cher, talk the Grammys, who a TRUE Icon is and their thoughts on Usher at the Superbowl. In the spirit of St. Valentine, Justin and Kevin share their best & worst first dates and hook up stories from years pas...

TBG #73 - Conchita Le Peugh & the Belching Blue Lesbian

February 07, 2024 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

This week the Gays return from a restful & relaxing vacation and....nothing has changed. Justin gets a new job, Kevin sends an embarrassing photo to a cute boy, Gypsy Rose Blanchard becomes a free murderer and Justin wants to plant a smooch on Larry the Cable Guy.  Kevin has a bone to pick with their Instagram followers and the Gays get real while answering your 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' questions. This weeks cocktail is a 'Blue Collar Lesbian' Want to sponsor a beverage? Now you can Cashapp OR V...

TBG #72 - A Big Gay Getaway

December 28, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 52.5 MB

This week The Gays are getting away! Justin and Kevin answer your questions about Kelly Clarkson, the Best and Worst Gift they've ever given/received, Kevin asks Justin about going on a naked game show and Justin calls out racism and homophobia in the workplace. That's a wrap on 2023! It's been a fun and wild ride this year! We'll see you again with a brand new episode on February 7th 2024! This weeks cocktail is the Truly Getaway pack! Want to sponsor a beverage on the podcast? Cashapp Us...

Tess Tickles and the Jingle Ball Bonanza

December 20, 2023 02:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching. Justin and Kevin talk their relatable Mario Cart characters, living in a trailer park, fucking around and finding out and the complete icon that is Cher. Doritos releases a nacho cheese flavored vodka, Kevin applies for a weird job, Lisa Frank is coming back and Justin start...

TBG #71 - Tess Tickles and the Jingle Ball Bonanza

December 20, 2023 02:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MB

Oh by gosh by golly, these gays have had a rough week and they're falling apart! This week the Gays get real about getting older, Kevins balls, Justin has a kidney stone and Kevin pulls a muscle again while stretching. Justin and Kevin talk their relatable Mario Cart characters, living in a trailer park, fucking around and finding out and the complete icon that is Cher. Doritos releases a nacho cheese flavored vodka, Kevin applies for a weird job, Lisa Frank is coming back and Justin start...

TBG #70 - We're Bootin', Tootin + Poopin'

December 13, 2023 04:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

This week the gays talk Spotify Wrapped, Kevin shares his most embarrassing artist in his top artists and apologies for some bold claims he made a few weeks ago and Justin talks Taylor Swifts rude move into everyone's top artist this year. Justin gets a new job, Jamie Spears loses a leg and the gays mourn the loss of a gay icon. These gays aren't poop shy, Justin talks being poop positive, Kevin takes a shitty trip down memory lane and brings Justin's world to a crashing halt when he shares...

TBG #69 - We're Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters

November 29, 2023 00:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MB

This week the Gays talk about their lack of understanding of technology and the episode that never was from the week before. Justin gets festive with new Hallmark Holiday Movies, Kevin makes his first trip to Cracker Barrel and Candice Cameron Bure puts her thong on backwards. Justin and Kevin discuss the Raven scandal, being a cheetah girl and play a game of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' This week sample was 3 exotic flavors of Van Heuwen ice cream. Yikes. Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? C...

TBG #68 - It's a Hard Knock Life for These Loverboys

November 15, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.9 MB

This week the Gays sample a new hard tea pack by the brand Loverboy! (We recommend listening before buying...) Kevin and Justin talk reality TV, the Golde Bachelor, Flavor of Love,  Rock of Love and what their show names would be.  The Gays discuss their must-listen christmas albums, pop christmas songs and play a fun game of would you rather - Burp in someones mouth or toot on the dick. This weeks cocktail was the Loverboy - Hard Tea Pack! Want to sponsor a beverage on the pod? Cashapp Us...

TBG #67 - Kevin Finds his Knight in Shining Armor

November 08, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 51.1 MB

This week the Gays are Homo for the HoliGays! Halloween is over and we’re ready to deck the halls and get ready for winter. The Gays discuss Holiday movies, Soups, sickness, showers & crack some seltzers. Kevin shares intimate details about how he finally met his true love, Justin shares his opinions on the upcoming Wicked movie, the Gays share what their bachelor parties would look like if money was no object. Listen up, Truly…These Gays want a job! Kevin and Justin tell you what it would...

TBG #66 - Cheers to Three Years with These Queers

October 31, 2023 23:00 - 1 hour - 42.7 MB

It's a Halloween Miracle! The Two Bland Gays are back to celebrate Halloween and their 3 year podcast anniversary together! This week the Gays take a page out of their own book and answer more questions to help you get to know them, three years later! From guilty pleasure movies and date nights to being called a Great Value Tyler Oakley.  This week Kevin and Justin sample a Sour Patch Kids sour pickle and almost throw up, discuss Britney Spears new book and social media, get spooky for Ha...

TBG #65 - Lauren BeetleBert and the Golden Corral Chocolate Fountain

September 19, 2023 22:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MB

This week the Gays recover from a dramatic computer crash and episode loss. Kevin indulges in childhood buffet memories, Justin quizzes Kevin on Theater trivia, and they share their clear love and devotion to Jimmy Buffet. The Gays give Lauren Boebert tips to successful theater fondling and start a Gay Coven together; talking powers and favorite brooms and and magical flops. This weeks sponsored cocktail is Prosecco infused with jam currant! Want to sponsor a beverage? Cashapp Us! $TwoBland...

Vanessa Hudgens & the Tale of Bloody Antlers McGee

August 30, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s. Justin gets attacked at a drive-in zoo, Kevin warns of disease filled Florida, a woman gets catfished out of $10,000 and the Bland Gays discuss conning celebs out of money to fund the podcast. This weeks cocktail is the Sunny D Canned Cocktail! Listen now to se...

TBG #64 - Vanessa Hudgens & the Tale of Bloody Antlers McGee

August 30, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

This week the Bland Gays flash back to the 90s & 2000s as they talk High School Musical actors, smooch-able teen crushes from Disney Channel, fun Nintendo games from the 90s and reminisce on fun snacks & drinks from the early 2000s. Justin gets attacked at a drive-in zoo, Kevin warns of disease filled Florida, a woman gets catfished out of $10,000 and the Bland Gays discuss conning celebs out of money to fund the podcast. This weeks cocktail is the Sunny D Canned Cocktail! Listen now to se...

TBG #63 - Justin & Kevin Deliver a Molly Wopping

August 16, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MB

This week Kevin and Justin get real with the woke agenda and who they want to hit with a folding chair. The gays discuss must-have coffee brands, McDonalds poor gay favorites, thoughts on the Barbie movie and Kevin moves and becomes a beach bum. This Weeks Cocktail is the Vizzy - Mimosa Hard Seltzers Stock up on your favorite CBD treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3...

TBG #62 - Kevin Gets Robbed by Party City

July 19, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 46 MB

This week Kevin and Justin reunite from a Pride Month vacation! The Gays catch up on what they've been doing since they last recorded. Justin becomes a water girlie, Kevin gets sexually harassed by a fish, no one celebrates America's independence and they spill their thoughts on the Colleen Ballinger drama. Kevin gets robbed by Party City, Justin steals the spotlight from Kevin and the gays bond over the beauty of hangover foods and throwback school lunches. Upgrade your sweet feet with so...

TBG #61 - Pride Red Flags

June 21, 2023 03:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

Happy Pride, you Gays! This week Kevin and Justin talk Pride Month, Red Flags and objectifying the masses! This weeks sponsored cocktail is  a ' 'Simple Rainbow' vodka cocktail - Thank you to Jake V. from New York for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Head over to our Instagram to see how you can make one for yourself. Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started! Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER...

TBG #60 - Would You Rather?

May 31, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 41.2 MB

This week Justin and Kevin play an informative game of 'Would You Rather?' with each other. Justin poorly wipes DeSantis' ass, Kevin gets physical with Michael B. Jordan, the gays bond over AppleBees Dollar-ritas and get real with pooping stories. This weeks sponsored cocktail is RuPauls' 'House of Love' canned cocktail - Tangerine Margarita! Thank you to Heather G. from Florida for sponsoring this weeks cocktail!  Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like ...

TBG #59 - Guilty Pleasures

May 24, 2023 03:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

This week Justin and Kevin talk Guilty Pleasures. From Cyber Stalking Celebs to intimate relationships with inmates, the Gays give you their guiltiest pleasures and give their opinions on America's guiltiest pleasures! This weeks sponsored cocktail is the 'Lavender Haze' made with Empress 1908 Indigo Gin! Want to sponsor your own cocktail? Cash App Us and tell us what you'd like us to drink next! Click Here & Get Started!   Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use the link below to get...

TBG #58 - Coming in Hot: The Hot Takes

May 17, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MB

This week it's all about the hot takes. The 'Unpopular Opinions', the controversial statements. Buckle up, we're breaking them all down this week! Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to Shop Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER! Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds ...

TBG #57 - Strega Nona & The Tale of The Mystery Seltzer

April 26, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 64 MB

This week Kevin and Justin reconnect after an impromptu hiatus! Justin fills us in on her move back to New York and becomes a Southern Belle in the Outer Banks along the way. Kevin jet sets around the US and gets a little thirst for southern boys in South Carolina. Phantom of the Opera closes and the gays have thoughts, Justin dishes on some Florida politics,  Kevin has some stories to share about 6AM gym sessions and changes teams when it comes to Moes. The Gays catch up on the Real Housew...

TBG #56 - Scary, Sporty, Baby, Ginger, and Boo Hoo

March 15, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

This week, Justin and Kevin become Spice Girls, recap their wedding guest experience, Kevin becomes the Thor of the Gay Community and shoves a Jersey Mike's Sub right up his ass. Justin and Kevin talk their top three of RuPaul's Drag Race and the Future of TBG?! Support the show Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to rate the show AND tell your friends! Follow Two Bland Gays on Instagram & TikTok!

TBG #55 - The Salami Sisters are Back in Action!

February 22, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MB

Hi Gays! The Two Bland Gays are back after a much needed siesta! This week the gays catch up after their time apart. Justin shares some big news about his future, Kevin shares a health update (or lack there of), and recap their feelings about what's been going on in the Housewives universe. Kevin and Justin talk Piss & Scat Play, Bloody Marys vs. Mimosas debate and Kevin gets a free burger to shove up his ass. Stock up on your favorite CBD treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local a...

TBG #54 - Homo For The HoliGays

December 21, 2022 01:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MB

Let your Jingles Jangle, Gays! It's the Holiday Season! This week the Gays catch up and discuss all this Christmas and Winter. The Gays talk 'Holiday Movie Must-Watches' and absolute will not watch, Christmas in Florida and Christmas feast requirements. Christmas cocktails, ugly sweater parties and what reindeer you identify as. That's it! That's a wrap on Season 3! We'll be taking a winter break for some personal time and growth! Take care of yourselves out there and we'll see you in Febru...

TBG #53 -This one’s for you, Candace Cameron Bure.

December 07, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MB

This week the Gays reconnect after Thanksgiving! Kevin breaks the news about Kirstie Alley, Decide who the REAL Queen of Rap is, Our Spotify Wrapped Top Artists, and living in a small town. The Gays share Black Friday and retail horror stories, play 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' and talk Classic Country.  Stock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm specializes in premium and organic CBD oils, lotions and edibles. 3rd party ...

TBG #52 - Gizzards & The Gravy

November 24, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MB

Gooble Gooble, you Gays! Thanksgiving is upon us! This week, Kevin and Justin reconnect after a few weeks apart over a tradition of eating their weight in food - Thanksgiving. This week, the Gays talk about their favorite thanksgiving foods, memories and getting ready for the Holiday season. The hunchback purchased Twitter, Our teenage crush passed away and Taylor swift crashed the internet. Stock up on your favorite treats from the Weinert's Elk Creek Farm! Local and family owned, the W...

Series Queeries #3 HalloweenTown - Kalabar's Spooky Dooky

October 27, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess.... Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook... Paramount+ Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watching Support the show Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals...

Series Queeries #3 HalloweenTown

October 27, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

You've waited, you've wanted, it's here. Welcome to the 3rd Series Queeries - featuring the incredible masterpieces of HalloweenTown - Volumes 1-3! We don't count the 4th movie because it's a mess.... Here's our feedback of the first 3 movies. Don't be shook... Paramount+ Start your 7 Day FREE trail of Paramount+ on us! Hundreds of Shows, Movies and Exclusive Content, available anywhere! Click here to get watching INSTACART Grocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on yo...

TBG #51 - Two Years, Still Queers, Get Used to It.

October 13, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

Two whole years! Can you believe? This week, The Gays are celebrating (and mourning)!  This week, Justin and Kevin talk about Playboy, National Coming Out Day, what to do in a non consensual rough sex situation, treating your sugar daddy like your real father and their love for Sara Barielles. Kevin gets scolded for not getting fire ball, gets too drunk on Vanderpump Rose and shares one of his favorite moments with Justin Justin gives his opinion on Gay for Pay workers, ponders what Dakota ...

TBG #50 - I've Got Them Moobs Like Jagger

October 06, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MB

Call us Perez, because this week is all about the Entertainment Industry and Celeb drama! This week the gays check in after Hurricane Ian! Justin survived his first Florida Hurricane by being 3 sheets to the wind and both Bland Gays recover from sickness. The Gays reconnect over two major cheating SCANDALS from the unmemorable Try Guy and Adam Levine, discuss why it's so difficult for men to keep it in their pants, and what they would do if they were one of these trash can humans wives. Th...

TBG #49 - Elizabeth Jones’s Diary

September 14, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MB

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over. The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and the genius who created deodorant for the first time. This week we hear from our Special Quest Cody, who fills us in on the true story about his...

TBG #49 - Elizabeth Jones’s Diary

September 14, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 49.6 MB

This Week Kevin and Justin catch up for the first time since the start of spooky season! Justin has decorated for fall, Kevin shakes Justin to his core over blow molds, and Justin blows up Kevin's spot about his hang over. The Gays discuss the passing of Queen Elizabeth Jones, finding a gay hook up in the 1800s, shitting in a jug under your bed and the genius who created deodorant for the first time. This week we hear from our Special Quest Cody, who fills us in on the true story about his...

TBG #48 - The Good, The Bad & The Spooky

August 31, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 42.9 MB

This week the gays get a little spookier as we get closer to fall. Justin takes his first trip of the season to Spirit Halloween, Kevin experiences a phantom AND his Opera, what not to do if a killer attacks and Kevin house sits in a haunted house?! Justin Celebrated his 12th Birthday, Kevin and Justin talk shitting their pants, horrible matches on dating apps and wanting to show their dirt star on the worlds first terrible Right-Wing Dating App! Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Us...

TBG #47 - Fruity, Farty & Smoochie

August 17, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MB

This week, Kevin and Justin talk about Dating, Smoochin', Dining on gay dates and looking at your cheeks on a first date. Kevin has a hangover, Justin and Kevin share their favorite Ice Cream Truck go-to's, and Kevin fills you in on his dating live. The Choco Taco has been discontinued and we're in mourning. Kevin plans a trip to Florida, Justin shares a travel nightmare and we spill some Real Housewives personal feels. INSTACART Grocery shop without leaving your couch! Get FREE SHIPPING on...

TBG #46 - Social Experiment: Hard Seltzer Timelapse

August 03, 2022 03:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

This week, The Gays try something new...well somewhat new. Kevin and Justin record this weeks episode periodically throughout a day of boozin' with their pals. Follow along as the gays progress into a booze filled night. The gays discuss Fall and Halloween decorations, new halloween movies coming this fall, a potential High School Musical Reunion, and kissing Shania Twain?? Kevin has gas and balls for giving someone his phone number! Kevin shares his bravery in giving a man his phone number...

TBG #45 - Sipping Seltzers from Hell

July 20, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 42 MB

The  Boys are back in town! This week Justin is back in the loving embrace of Kevin! Justin and Kevin catch up on how things have been going since they've last seen each other and revisit an old favorite Pod Topic - Seltzer tasting! It's sexy time at TBG - The Gays talk micro-penises, kinks, Sex Rooms and being in an open or poly relationship. Justin and Kevin want a juicy dump truck ass and Kevin continues to complain about the heat and flight costs This weeks Seltzer Tasting is - Gordon ...

TBG #44 - Here for the Ladies and the Queers Only

July 06, 2022 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

It's the 6th of the July, and that's what we're celebrating. End of discussion. This week, Kevin and Justin catch up - Kevin comes back burnt to hell from vacation, gets a little too drunk during a Beer Olympics and deals the deets on Joe Exotics called-off engagement to a fellow prisoner. Justin wants fire hole from an Outback Steakhouse, plays favorites over Destiny's Child and has some choice words for the Supreme Court. On a very serious note, the United States is in shambles right now ...

TBG #43 - Soggy Bottoms

June 22, 2022 02:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

Pro-Tip - Never record a podcast the day after indulging in two pitchers of Margaritas.... This week Kevin and Justin tackle the pod hungover! Justin debates which is worse: Soggy or Moist, Kevin attempts to buy his first pair of Crocs, DollyWood is the best theme park in the United States and Kevin is still too drunk to get a worm. Kevin enjoys Pride, Justin gets homophobic with Chick Fil A,  Z from Antz joins the Real Housewives of Salt Lake and Cody surprises the Gays with Helicopter Peni...

TBG #42 - Oh Girl, That's Poopy...

June 01, 2022 02:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

Hi Gay! It's June, so it's officially Pride Month! This week Kevin and Justin discuss all things...GAY. From Pride Parades to kink shaming some kinks, we touch it all. And girl, that's poopy...Tiger King signs a prenup, we call bullshit on Amber Heard and Kevin...SOBERS UP?? Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER! Use the link below to get FREE SHIPPING on your new favorite mattress! Also save on Sheets, Jammies, Pet Beds & More! You're gonna love it as much as Henry does Jo...

TBG #41 - The Birds, The Bees & The Beef Curtains

May 18, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

This week, Kevin and Justin talk the birds and the bees, the intercourse of straight couples, Dolly Parton is writing a musical with Taco Bell about Mexican Pizza, a housewife gets bitten by a rat and plastic surgery necessities. Justin gets a new job, spills the Tea on Broadway Bombs, the Drag Race finale and the fact that watermelon is the WORST fake flavor. Kevin reconnects with closet gay ghosts from best friends past, celibacy without the lords love and his hopeful future for Britney ...

TBG #40 - When Puth Comes to Shove

May 04, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 49 MB

Hi Gay! Welcome back, we've missed you! This week Justin and Kevin are back and gayer than ever! The Gays catch up after their long break from each other. Justin fills us in on new Florida living, job hunting and the Disney/DeSantis nonsense. Kevin caught COVID, preps for life in his 30s and gushes on Teen Rom Com flicks. Justin crushes on Charlie Puth, Kevin wants to blackmail Madison Cawthorne with sexual favors,  the terrors of child birth and the gays gear up for a new season of the Real...

TBG #39 - Justin Bids Us Farewell

April 06, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 45.3 MB

That's a wrap on Season 2! This week, Kevin and Justin catch up one last time before Justin makes his way south. Justin finishes packing up his apartment, Kevin throws Justin a surprise going away party while Justin throws up on himself. The Gays talk plans for remote recording, or being replaced by Bland Straights?! Thank you for an incredible Season 2 with us! Keep listening and share the gay humor with your pals! See you for soon for Season 3! Enjoyed this episode? Want to know when Sea...

TBG #38 - Gays Love Topless Chicas

March 30, 2022 03:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

Surprise! This isn't the end of season 2 just yet! This week Kevin takes an emotional breather since he still has one more week with Justin! Justin gets ready to move to warmer weather, Kevin throws an axe and The Gays prep for the movement of Joro Spiders (Yikes). The Gays prep for summer weather, Drag the Drag Queens for a terrible Snatch Game, talk about a woman putting mentos up her ass and break down Qwyneth Paltrow's Vagina candle.... This weeks drink sampling was the Topo Chico Hard...

TBG #37 - Dear Straight Men, Wash Your Ass.

March 16, 2022 03:00 - 44 minutes - 30.7 MB

This week the Gays brace themselves for Spring! Kevin and Justin talk about St. Patricks Day, Breast implants, all kinds of piercings and Straight men not washing their asses. 'Straight men' that say NO HOMO, being in non-sexual relationships with women, uncomfortable in-person encounters and Kevin buys the Gays some Wigs! Last but not least, Justin announces some BIG changes he's making in his life, and it get's Kevin ready for some tears  👀 Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use ...

TBG #36 - Justin and Kevin take a Trip to Uranus

March 02, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 47.2 MB

This week, the Gays are coming to you from Uranus and beyond. The Gays talk the importance of boozing, how rude hang overs can be and the necessity of a themed party. Kevin turns 30 this year and he's going all out 90's prom for the event. The Gays take an embarrassing trip down memory lane, talk Porn preferences, the importance of alone time in relationships and Kevin recaps and gives a sneak peek into his dating life. The Gays touch on how Truth Social is their new Only Fans, Donald Trump...

TBG #35 - Wow. This Valentine's Day Episode is All Over The Place...

February 16, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MB

I hope you like it freaky, because these gals are a little leaky! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and this week...we're a little all over the place. This week, the Gays talk Valentine's Day, Rom Coms, dating apps and more. Kim and Kanye's nonsense is on blast, and the gays discuss their Valentine's Day plans This week we're sampling the Budlight Hard Soda Seltzers. 0/10 would not recommend trying them. Find the mattress to win over the Witcher with CASPER! Use the link below to get FREE...

TBG #34 - Tossing the Pig Skin with Jake

February 02, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

Grab your tight end, It's an educational week at Two Bland Gays! Our pal Jake teaches The Gays everything they need to know about football and the Superbowl. Get ready & take a drink you're as confused as we are...All we know is our goal is your hole. Upgrade your sweet feet with some CROCS! Use the link below to get your first pair of crocs! Get FREE SHIPPING on any order placed over $45! Join the Crocs Club - Click here to Shop Enjoyed this episode? Don't forget to share with your pals a...

TBG #33 - Get a Load of These Huge Naturals

January 19, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.9 MB

This week Kevin and Justin try the brand new Truly Margarita pack and give you their honest ratings of each flavor! Justin and Kevin catch up after their New Year celebrations apart, talk about their clairvoyant abilities about Betty White, Kevin almost shits his pants on the drive over, and the Gays flashback to the days of FourLoko. The Gays share their love for Margaritas all around, talk snow bunny plans for this winter,  Kevin becomes a Gaymer and the gays break down the Tea about Quee...

TBG #32 - I Don't Know About You, But I'm Feeling 2022

January 05, 2022 04:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Ready for 2022! It's officially a brand new year, and we're more than ready to kick 2021 to the curb. This week, The Gays chat about Dating in 2022, Gay dating apps, Sniffies, ridiculous social trends and The Golden Girls (recorded 1 day prior to Betty White's passing). Deja Skye weighs in on their RuPaul's Drag Race episode, The Gays go live on IG and talk their current favorite shows, and their plans for 2022. Happy New Year, you Gays! We hope the new year t...