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Tuesday Libation Sessions

106 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratings

Three music teachers drink and (anonymously) discuss the trials and tribulations of teaching during the pandemic of a generation. Tangents, shot roulette, hilarious conversation, and some healthy venting! Grab a drink and join in the fun; this is Tuesday Libation Sessions!

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Episodes

Episode 95: The Case of the Whipping Dicks

March 20, 2024 01:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

Reread the title. Listen. *Clink*

Episode 94: Yes, You Can Talk About Weenis, but You Can't Talk About Penis

March 06, 2024 03:00 - 1 hour - 49.8 MB

At long last. We have returned. A whole host of technical issues plague the beginning, but once we get going it's just like riding a bicycle ("We do not ride our friends at school.") Hooray! Cheep, cheep!

Episode 93: Oh, Girthy Tree, Oh Girthy Tree.

December 20, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

We are OBSESSED with JP's christmas tree. And more Orbeez (we get to play with real ones)! Special guest Bob returns.    Many, many listener mail and secretary reports! Tippy cowyay!

Episode 92: Spitting is Survival

December 06, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 64.7 MB

F*ck, hang on. Orange frog masterplan, professional musicians' drinking habits, faculty bingo, searching for students, and the NYSSMA conference.  Drink up, it's December!

Episode 91: The Tony in Chief

November 29, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 72.1 MB

Enter through a balloon arch into a world of fancy orange glasses. We taste weird beers,  win awards for emails, rooms, and get our picture taken with Tonys.   JP reads a student hate note, Pepper tolerates toxic positivity, and Flynn has a brush with bigotry. We also launch our first contest! Secretary reports, and too much swearing. *clink*

Episode 90: To Orbeez or Not Orbeez

November 08, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 51.1 MB

Tuesday arrives. We drink. We spend an inordinate amount of time discussing Orbeez. Cheep cheep!

Episode 89: Takis and Tequila (Halloween Special)

November 01, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

This is basically one tequila fueled tangent. From Halloween bangers (bops)  to the full moon, sharks, buff diff, and pizza with legs, you're going to need a drink of your  to follow the meander.   Happy Tuesday!

Episode 88: ...What's Wrong With Your Lips?!

October 25, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

50 grades of shay. This Whore. Ralph...Jenner. Welcome back to Tuesday-- two in a row, bitches! Most importantly, a deep dive into camels.

Episode 87: F*ck hang on

October 18, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MB

We get off (lol) to a weird technical start and then battle gremlins the whole podcast. Pepper has a new method of team building,  a giant frog penis, and we create a brand new TV drama.  A new alternative to coke, a grammar test, and letting it pool in your mouth. Tippy Cow Yay, M'Fers!

Episode 86: The Return of HorseDuck Day

October 04, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 60 MB

Bro, we talked. Brotatoes, brotastic, Tonys, Horseduck day, Kid slang, and syncopation resistance. Some awesome listener mail and cabinet reports, and a brolatta. That's a bro-lotta podcast! Tippy Bro-yay mfers!

Episode 85: Bats and Bee Venom

September 20, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

WE. ARE. BACK. We catch up on the end of last year, the beginning of this year, and a TON of listener mail (which we love)!  What is a orange frog? What is bread ? How do you milk a bee?   Cheep, Cheep, Mothe

Episode 84: Wild Willy

June 07, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 54.4 MB

We got a little wild...or free?  Horses, Unicorns, orcas, crows...oh my? Pepper gets a new segment,  movie trailers, and in-shell peanuts. Bob's Shot of the Week! Also, hot-boxed by Canada.  Cheep, cheep! 

Episode 83: Pinchers, Teeth, and Tails that Fall Off

May 31, 2023 01:00 - 2 hours - 88.8 MB

Spicy! Chaos! A game (that we crushed), especially JP (who scored higher than Pepper did).   A sPECIAL GUEsT... not durnk. Drinks, shots, beers, peaches, butts, buts, and WILL (some bullshit). Enjoy, MFers!

Episode 82: Aldi's Snakes

May 24, 2023 01:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MB

I quick little Tuesday update.  Tippy cow-yay!

Episode 81: The TLS WOG

May 17, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

Tuesday.  Drinks.  Punch Nazis.  Tina the Good Tony.  Being better humans.  Listener mail. Reports (in big font).  Cheep Cheep Mfers!

Episode 80: [Insert Fire Emoji Here]

May 10, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

This episode is not for the faint of heart!  (Seriously, we dig deep today). Also, we do another roulette of 99 (insert vomiting here), drink peach White Claws and Shocktops, punch fascists, make fun of Congress, and go on a Taylor Tangent.  We discuss a new cabinet position and try an identify an interesting odor that reminded us of "skunk and body odor."  SPOILER:  this episode is brought to you by________/ (JK, we won't spoil it this week).

Episode 79: Feet of Cocaine

May 03, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

Happy national teacher day.  We are extra spicy, a little cranky, and full of hot takes. F B*tches, get lit. (?) Happy Tuesday, LibationNation!

Episode 78: Olympic Level Snatch

April 26, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MB

Anything is a shot if you believe in yourself. *Clink*

Episode 77: Shiny Pocket Beans

April 05, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Two Tuesdays in a row?! We are on a roll!   We address the burning questions of our time: (1) Why did a 2nd grader get suspended?   (2) Why is there underwear in the lost and found? (3) Is it spring break yet??? Seagrams, beers, spoiled brats, and a sonnet!  Cheep, cheep!

Episode 76: #Parallelogram and Find Out

March 29, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 68.4 MB

It's been two months. We survived musicals, festivals, weather, and a LOT of bullshit. Once we get rolling, we rollick through bad PD, entitled parents, and Flynn raps  (and it's every bit as bad as you think).  Also some JP's corner to get you all tingly. We're back, and we missed you! Also, Goldschlager is cinnamon flavored?

Episode 75: Fish Orgies

February 01, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

We return with another tony-tactic night of drinking. Flynn was professionally insulted today, Pepper's district has a new schedule (spoiler:  it's bad), and JP definitely does NOT run a cult from his classroom. Listen to Will's QOTD and send us your answers! Just some beers and seltzers tonight.  Cheep, cheep!

Episode 74: Spankin' the Keurig

January 18, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

First podcast of 2023! We attempt to catch up on the last month of chaos:  trips, concerts, fights, and some Tony Bullshit. Lots of good news from the cabinet this week, and a secretary of tally report. We drink gin (not for shots, but we did anyway), beers, and claws. Cheep, cheep, Mfrs!  

Episode 73: Heartless B*tches.

December 21, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

We are heartless bitches. We catch up from a nightmarish concert season (which ends tomorrow...). Two shots this week, a positive Tony story (what!?) , and a seasonal backing track. We are here, and that's all we can do. Happy December!  Cheep, cheep!

Episode 72: Hoiya? HoiyYa? Hoe-yah?

November 30, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

We spend way too much time on a GenZ sound, we dive into Urban Dictionary (Jumbo WHAT?!), and some Thanksgiving madness. Also, help us name some short stories from the depths of our memories. @LibationTuesday (insta, and the dying bird app) PodcastTuesday at the googler mail. Cheep, Cheep, Motherfuckers!

Eposode 71: Tanqueray Tuesday

November 09, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MB

Happy Tuesday! Lots of response from JP's Vibe-tastic vibe-time.  New sound effects, drinks, and a Tony who might actually be a secret listener?! Also a photo finish email from Will! Caramel something as a shot (Black Velvet Toasted Caramel). Beers. Claws. Cheep cheep! (Motherf'ers).

Episode 70: (69+)

November 02, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Dear Libation nation, Booze.  Microphones. Back to teaching stories. Happy Tuesday. Also, JP's vibe tho <3 Cheep, Cheep, Motherfuckers!

Episode 70: (69+)

November 02, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

Dear Libation nation, Booze.  Microphones. Back to teaching stories. Happy Tuesday. Also, JP's vibe tho <3 Cheep, Cheep, Motherfuckers!

Episode 69: New Equipment, Who 'Dis?

October 26, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MB

It's the second best episode, number 69!! We try out a brand new rig and create new sound effects.  Listen in to enter in our sound effect sweepstakes. It's a great episode of chaos! Let us know how we sound! Cheep cheep, mfers!

Episode 68: Booty Balls

October 19, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MB

We recap HorseDuck Day, Flynn's vent about the importance of the first five minutes of a class, JP and Flynn get nerdy, and Will gives us another great Question of the Day (now called the Will Call).  All in all, a great Tuesday. Oh yeah, and we tried Beer flavored chips. *Clink*

Episode 67: HorseDuck Day

October 12, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

We come rolling  in hot off a meeting and get straight into it. Some union advice, a BIG "what if" extravaganza, and we get personal thanks to a Will. Shots and a new mascot from Burt! Listen in! Cheep, cheep! 

Episode 66: I Do Love Me A Butt Shot

September 28, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Happy Tuesday!!  Updates from the front (and the back...), a lot of talk about the diameter of surges, some awesome listener mail, dinosaurs, and we drink. TRIGGER WARNING for headphone users-- a VERY loud moment shortly after the Rammstein impression.  TURN DOWN for ear safety. Mixed bagged of shots... almost time for a liquor store trip! Cheep cheep, Mfers!

Episode 65: Trumpet or Concussion?

September 21, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

WE STARTED LATE BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS. TRIGGER WARNING:  WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT SCHOOL SAFETY.  WE DICTATE, WE DISCUSS SNEEZING, HARKEN BACK, AND STUMBLE THROUGH REPORTS AND LISTENER MAIL.  OH WAIT, caps lock is a thing. Happy Tuesday! *Clink*

Episode 65: Trumpet or Concussion?

September 21, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 65 MB

WE STARTED LATE BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS. TRIGGER WARNING:  WE HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT SCHOOL SAFETY.  WE DICTATE, WE DISCUSS SNEEZING, HARKEN BACK, AND STUMBLE THROUGH REPORTS AND LISTENER MAIL.  OH WAIT, caps lock is a thing. Happy Tuesday! *Clink*

Episode 64: 1 Horse Sized F*ck

September 07, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

Hi!  Pepper and Stephen make us go deep (*click*) philosophically, Flynn makes a discovery about the infamous July 4th party, and JP has strong opinions about horse sized ducks. *CLINK*

Episode 63: A Whole Nipply of Sharks

August 31, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

We return to another school year!   We recap the summer sessions, catch up on a LOT of mail, and even ask ourselves "what if?"   Twisted shots, beers, and claws. IF you're reading this, send us a message! *Cheep, Cheep!*

Episode 62: United Podcast Under Reign Supreme

June 30, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MB

 Porch Sessionsssssss. Drunk. We talk about...things. We drink. K'thanks bye. 

Episode 61 Beethoven IS DEATH

June 24, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 80.5 MB

We. Are. Back! We try and make up for lost time by making this the Chaotic-est episode yet. Student gaffs, graduation requirements, and we drunk-dial TONY! This is the season finale-- next time we will be on the porch! Cheep cheep! *Clink*

Episode 60: Don't Hate on My IPA

May 11, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

Happy Tuesday, Libation Nation!   Moral dilemmas... and... well, as JP just said,"We're drunk, we forget things." *clink* Listen in for the fun!

Episode 59: Yeet Yeet, MotherYeeter

May 04, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 51.6 MB

It's Tuesday! And it's "Teacher Appreciation Week," and we are SPICY about it! Accurate appreciation  events, early career advice, and a multipood  of administrator warnings. Get ready for a whirlwind (that's pronounced:  "sh*tshow"). Twisted Shotz:  "Miami Vice" *Clink*

Episode 58: Yuranus, The Partier

April 27, 2022 02:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MB

We come in hot (*click*); f*ck you, Tony! A quick jaunt across covid, snow storms, surveys, midterms, state testing, and more! Our first admin report?  Hurry up, Tony! Rattlesnake twisted shot ("F me, sideways!" -JP.) Clink.

Episode 57. Spring Break, Spiderman, Alcoholic Pineapple. (A special)

April 13, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 81.8 MB

Alcohol. Stories. Chaos. More alcohol. The movie "Dave?" Drinks: (1) Honey-Dew-Me (2)Kiss me/Kill Me (Lover's Revenge included) (3) Kiss on the Lips (4)The... yeah... Maybe listen in two parts? *clink*

Episode 56: Wiggle Wand

April 06, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

Hi everyone, We're back after a weekend of things.  Spring break approaches, we ran into a bunch of awesome listeners, we discuss district finances, and come to peace (sort of) with administrators.  (Here's looking at you, Tony!) Send us recipes for custom drinks named after some of our catchphrases! Shot of the week: "Sweet Georgie." Cheep, Cheep!

Epidsode 55: Sad Elephant Funeral

March 23, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MB

Anything goes this Tuesday, while we drink, ramble about theatre, and participate in a secret challenge (?!?!?!).   Shots of Captain, and an improvised drink of the week by JP... the Peach F*ck. Also we share some very sad news.  

Episode 54: Get Out Your Pocket Wizards

March 09, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

A standard rollicking, vaguely confusing, and unstructured episode.  We invent some new segments, JP and Flynn go on a long Star Wars nerd-out, we attempt to tell jokes, and eat some very drunk strawberries.  Also, the FFA scandal:  Part I (we might not remember it next week...). Strawberry Delight, and a surprise shot of Fireball (#FUpepper).  Enjoy!

Episode 53: Big Beautiful D

February 23, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

We rollick through an episode after a three week hiatus. Rants, only fans, how we almost got fired, spirit week, and a dramatic reading of Urban Dictionary.  We drank alcohol.  Thanks for listening!

Episode 52: A Whole Beave-Ton

February 02, 2022 03:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MB

We’ll, we start kinda angry with a COVID update, but after the alcohol settles in the fun begins!  Final exams, birthday skulls, and a new meme account!  Pucker up. Bitchezz! Is the shot of the week.  Thanks for coming! (*clink*)

Episode 51: Ridin' @sses and Shootin' Baskets

January 19, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 50 MB

We learn some new things about Pepper... Shot of the Week:  Svedka Strawberry Lemonade. *Clink*

Episode 50: Everybody Coming Through That Whore

January 12, 2022 02:00 - 50 minutes - 35 MB

Musical season stretchs on, but we are here and we are drinking! A HUGE gift from Stephen, a new shot of the week (nsfw... listen in...), and it's really F'in cold outside. Also, Pepper almost got fired! Thanks for listening! *Clink*

Episode 49: Tokyo Driftin' That Ho'

January 07, 2022 02:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

We throw out our dry January resolutions.  We're back from break and our sh!t is not together. Second grade jokes (and some dark humor...beware), a random shot of the week, spicy food opinions, and some cool classroom ideas (you know, in case you're using this podcast as professional development...). Shot of the Week:  Kamikaze Blue. Hang in there, 2022 is going to be...great.

Episode 48: Naughty Butt Nice

December 23, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Buckle up, b!tches, we are here and ready to DRINK! The winter break is here and we catch up on the pure, unadulterated, and disgusting chaos of the week before and the week of holiday break.   We have stories, games, drinking, shots, reports, serious sh!t, and not serious sh!t.  No c@ck, no Glock. Shots:  Bailey's Chocolate Cherry! Drinks of the Week;; Naughty, Butt Nice, and Very Merry Christmas. See you next episode, maybe! https://inspiredbycharm.com/naughty-but-nice-christmas-coc...