LEGAL LANDMINES

Welcome back dear listeners. We were on a brief hiatus trying to recover from the insurrection.

I MEAN WHAT IN THE FUCK, RIGHT!!!???? You might hear me use that expression profusely throughout this episode.

So much has transpired since the Cheetoh-in-Chief lost the election. Yet — to this day — A FULL YEAR-AND-A-HALF LATER, Delusional Donny is still pushing the BIG LIE!

As the Jan 6th Clown Committee with its ABC producer at the helm of their masterful bit of TV programming, (which by-the-way are the runaway TV-ratings hit of the summer,) continues to turn all of Donnie’s cronies into Judas’, the polls still show Tyrannical Trump as the potential front-runner for the 2024 elections! It’s almost an apocalyptic comedy.

Listen folks, we never thought we’d say this on the show, but there might even be a small dark, infinitesimal part of us on a cellular level, that wouldn’t mind seeing him run again. I mean let’s face it, Biden’s a blow out, and there are no obvious Democratic political leaders. So unless we want Mark Cuban or The Rock officially leading our country (let’s face it, they already sorta do, so what the hell) it seems that Trump is still a real contender.

Let’s check Trump’s current stats…