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Traumatized with Erin and Jason

115 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 days ago - ★★★★★ - 35 ratings

Traumatized is a weekly podcast in which your hosts Erin Ridgeway and Jason Apple bravely re-watch the terrifying children’s media that frightened them as kids, and ask themselves, “what were our parents thinking?”

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Episodes

Traumatized Ep108 - The Magic in the Mirror

March 20, 2024 18:11 - 1 hour - 245 MB

Join us as we discuss The Magic in the Mirror, a baffling film in which a little girl passes through an antique mirror to save the world from murderous ducks hellbent on boiling people alive to make tea. Yes, really.   [email protected] Facebook + IG: @traumatizedcast Twitter: @traumatizedpodcast.com

Traumatized Ep107 - Beetlejuice

November 28, 2023 19:58 - 1 hour - 73.8 MB

If you say our names three times, we'll rise up from the Neitherworld to talk about Tim Burton's comedy-horror classic, Beetlejuice.   [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatized  

Traumatized Ep106 - Look Who's Talking

October 30, 2023 20:19 - 1 hour - 69.4 MB

This spooky season, we're discussing a film about the scariest thing of all: unplanned pregnancy. Put your feet in the stirrups and scooch down toward us as we examine Look Who's Talking.   [email protected] facebook.com/traumatizedcast Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Ep105 - Three Men and A Baby

August 25, 2023 17:10 - 1 hour - 64.9 MB

Men? Lovingly nurturing a baby? It's more likely than you think! Join us as we discuss Three Men and a Baby, a heartwarming comedy about child abandonment gone right.   [email protected] IG + It's still Twitter to us, dammit: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Ep104 - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

June 09, 2023 00:56 - 1 hour - 71.3 MB

Climb aboard our panty balloon and let's soar together on a journey through the confusing, off-putting, and frankly kind of gross world of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep103 - Big Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even

April 25, 2023 02:57 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Join us for yet another foray into a charming little movie about parental neglect as we discuss the various deadbeats of Big Girls Don't Cry...They Get Even.   IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]

Traumatized Ep102 - Troop Beverly Hills

April 03, 2023 18:06 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

We're proving we're real Wilderness Girls by earning our podcasting patch with this discussion of  Troop Beverly Hills.   [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Ep101- The Wizard

February 27, 2023 03:43 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

Strap on your Power Glove and join us on a journey to Video Armageddon as we discuss The Wizard. Come for the Super Mario 3, stay for the terrible parenting!   [email protected] IG+Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep100 - The NeverEnding Story

January 30, 2023 17:44 - 1 hour - 84.4 MB

It's our 100th episode! We're celebrating by discussing the one we've all been waiting for, so climb aboard our luckdragon and strap in, because it's time to talk about The NeverEnding Story.   [email protected] IG+Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep99 - He-Man She-Ra Christmas Special

January 09, 2023 06:11 - 1 hour - 144 MB

For the honor of Greyskull, I have the podcast! [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep98 - The Lost Boys

November 29, 2022 17:03 - 1 hour - 71 MB

One thing about this podcast I never could stomach: all the damn vampires. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Ep97 - Hello Again

November 16, 2022 17:35 - 1 hour - 71 MB

Need a reset? You could choke on a South Korean chicken ball, die, come back to life, find out your husband got contacts and a new wife, and get yourself an upgraded revenge husband...or you could listen to us discuss Hello Again.   [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast    

Traumatized Ep96 - Escape to Witch Mountain

October 25, 2022 16:26 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Pack your Star Case and get ready to activate your Wonder Twin powers, because we’re gassing up the Winnie and hitting the road to Escape To Witch Mountain. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep95 - RoboCop

August 22, 2022 06:32 - 1 hour - 65.6 MB

Defund the robot police. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep94 - Pagemaster

August 15, 2022 05:42 - 1 hour - 61.8 MB

Join us as we discuss The Pagemaster, a movie about books that will make you hate both movies and books. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 93 - Newsies

July 26, 2022 03:07 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB

Nothing sets a tween girl's heart aflame like a Disney musical about child labor and worker's rights, so come to our sleepover, eat a whole tube of cookie dough, and get radicalized with us as we discuss Newsies! [email protected] IG + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Ep92 - MegaForce

June 06, 2022 20:36 - 1 hour - 55.4 MB

If you just can't get enough of motorcycles and skin-tight unitards, boy, do we have a movie for you! Join us as we discuss the adventures of the improbably named Ace Hunter and his phantom army of be-bodysuited boys in the 1982 action flick Megaforce.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep91 - Dragonslayer

March 09, 2022 05:16 - 1 hour - 60.4 MB

Doctors hate this one weird trick for solving your town's dragon problem! We're here to share our dragon-busting thoughts as we discuss the 1981 sword and sorcery flick, Dragonslayer.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 90 - The Mummy

January 03, 2022 17:35 - 1 hour - 147 MB

Unwrap our holiday gift to you: a very merry conversation about the 1999 holiday classic, The Mummy. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 89 - Saturday the 14th

December 15, 2021 05:48 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

What's worse than Friday the 13th, but only slightly? Saturday the 14th, that's what. We're discussing this 1981 haunted house farce in this very spooky episode.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 88 - Transylvania 6-5000

November 08, 2021 17:20 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Join us as the brilliant creative minds at Dow Chemical sweep us away into a cinematic monster mash of a film that is exactly as good as you’d expect a movie financed by Dow Chemical to be. We’re talking Transylvania 6-5000 on this week’s spooky episode.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason - Episode 87 - Street Fighter

October 04, 2021 16:21 - 1 hour - 82.3 MB

This week, we’re taking a break from our usual content to discuss the complex political climate in war-torn Shadaloo. Just kidding; we’re completing our fighting video game movie adaptation duology with a conversation about Street Fighter. Also: bonus cursed content at the end that you should really put your earbuds in for. [email protected] Twitter + IG: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 86 - Mortal Kombat

July 20, 2021 17:26 - 1 hour - 66.3 MB

In this episode, we're yanking your spine out of your body—with laughter! Join us as we discuss the 1995 film adaptation of Mortal Kombat. Flawless victory!   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 85 - Hackers

June 24, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 71 MB

Hackers is a movie about computers written, directed, and acted by people who don't know how computers work and also think they might be magic. Grab your best cargo vest and tiny '90s sunglasses and hack the planet with us.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast.

Traumatized Episode 84 - Short Circuit

May 24, 2021 15:45 - 1 hour - 74.3 MB

We're finally back in the studio for a face-to-face journey through the good (convincing puppetry!) and the very bad (brownface!) in the 1986 sentient robot romp, Short Circuit.    [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 83 - Conan the Barbarian

April 14, 2021 18:53 - 1 hour - 70.2 MB

What is best in life? To crush your podcast, to see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of its listeners. We're continuing our deep dive into the Schwarzen-oeuvre with Conan the Barbarian. Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]  

Traumatized Episode 82 - Last Action Hero

March 09, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 81.2 MB

Take this magic ticket and be transported into our podcast as we dodge explosions, bask in the zaddiness of early '90s Charles Dance, and try to answer the inevitable question: who's the first action hero? We're discussing Last Action Hero on this week's episode.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason Episode 81 - The Gate

February 02, 2021 17:43 - 1 hour - 82 MB

What says the 1980s more than unsupervised children using dangerous toys to fight the clayamation forces of hell right after they get back from the mall? Join us as we discuss a truly bonkers entry in the My First Horror Movie genre, The Gate.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason Episode 80 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

January 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Much like your Christmas presents still stuck in the mail, our holiday episode may be late, but it's filled with holiday spirit—assuming holiday spirit means white hot rage. Join us inside our snowflake as we yell about the 2000 live-action version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason Episode 79 - UHF

December 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 96.5 MB

Weird Al is a genius at song parody, and the world would be a better place if he just stopped there. Unfortunately, he decided to parley his talents into this parody of a "movie," and he's dragging all of us along with him. Join us as we direct our vitriol directly at the diseased heart of UHF.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason Episode 78 - Disney's Robin Hood

December 08, 2020 05:00

Join us for a strange brew of erotic fantasy and junior high history class as we discuss the film that launched a thousand furries, Disney's Robin Hood.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized with Erin and Jason Episode 78 - Disney's Robin Hood

December 08, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 72.2 MB

Join us for a strange brew of erotic fantasy and junior high history class as we discuss the film that launched a thousand furries, Disney's Robin Hood.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Ep77 - Fright Night

November 09, 2020 19:30 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Spooky szn never dies, so string up some garlic, grab a crucifix, and sharpen up your stakes, because we're hunting that terrifying creature of the night, some dude named Jerry. You have to invite us in as we discuss Fright Night.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 76 - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

October 23, 2020 03:37

Travel back in time with us to 1989, a simpler year when simple dudes can teach us important lessons like "be excellent to each other," and also to not trust your kid brother to babysit the short dead dude you kidnapped to help you with your history report. We're discussing the extremely triumphant, almost completely non-bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Party on, dudes. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 76 - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

October 23, 2020 03:37

Travel back in time with us to 1989, a simpler year when simple dudes can teach us important lessons like "be excellent to each other," and also to not trust your kid brother to babysit the short dead dude you kidnapped to help you with your history report. We're discussing the extremely triumphant, almost completely non-bogus Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Party on, dudes. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 75 - Stay Tuned

September 30, 2020 03:37 - 1 hour - 59.1 MB

Don’t touch that dial, because we’re about to enter the circle of hell where couch potatoes are tormented by trying to survive 24 hours in an infernal version of some of the most current TV shows of 1992. Join us as we discuss a cinematic time capsule: Stay Tuned. [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast Facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 74 - Flash Gordon

September 04, 2020 18:06 - 1 hour - 90.4 MB

It's gaudy! It's glittery! It's...weirdly horny! It's Flash Gordon, the 1980 space opera about a football hero, a mad scientist, and a travel agent who get shot into space, battle evil and problematic racial stereotypes and save Earth from bad weather, all to the music of Queen. There's lot to get to the bottom of, and boy are we going straight to the bottom.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 73 - The Brave Little Toaster

August 20, 2020 16:33 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

We’ve returned from our unplanned summer break to bring you the disturbing notion that your appliances (some of them) are alive (depending on whether they have cords, maybe?) and have emotions and are always, always watching you. Thank your phone for bringing you our discussion about The Brave Little Toaster.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 72 - The Rocketeer

July 16, 2020 11:00

Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you’re going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]

Traumatized Episode 72 - The Rocketeer

July 16, 2020 11:00

Do you like taking unnecessary risks and hate Nazis? Then you’re going to love this movie. Strap on your ill-gotten jet pack and blast off with us as we discuss The Rocketeer.   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast [email protected]

Traumatized Episode 71 - Earth Girls Are Easy

June 22, 2020 02:19 - 1 hour - 64.6 MB

What is the perfect movie, and why is it a PG-rated, candy-coated late '80s musical-slash-sex comedy starring Oscar-winning actress and almost-Olympian Geena Davis entertaining Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans, and Jim Carrey as horny fur-covered aliens who crash landed in her pool in search of babes. Join us as we ask a lot of questions about Earth Girls Are Easy.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 70 - Waterworld

June 12, 2020 03:16 - 1 hour - 77.9 MB

Sail away with us as we dive into the wet and wild disaster that is Waterworld. From babies with back tattoos to pirates on jet skis to Kevin Costner drinking his own urine, this movie has it all, yet, regrettably, also has nothing you want.   [email protected] Instagram+Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 69 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

May 21, 2020 19:03 - 1 hour - 91.1 MB

It's our 69th episode, so we're making it a sexy one as we discuss one of the most erotic Robin Hoods ever committed to celluloid, second only to the smokeshow that is Disney's fox version. Everything we do, we do it for you as we discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 68 - Red Dawn

May 07, 2020 17:24 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

In challenging times, true heroes emerge to fight for our freedom, and sometimes those heroes are traumatized teens who are alarmingly good at shooting commies with rocket launchers. Join us in our socially distanced bunkers as we discuss Red Dawn.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 67 - Blackbeard's Ghost

April 13, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

This episode comes to you from the Before Time, when we felt bold enough to make predictions about the coming weeks that turned out to be not that far off. So while you're stuck at home, don't read any spellbooks you find out loud, because you might end up socially distancing with a pirate ghost who drinks all your booze and is almost impossible to get rid of.    [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 66 - Enemy Mine

March 18, 2020 00:35 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

Social distancing may be our new reality, but as least we're not as socially distanced as the protagonists of this week's movie: Dennis Quaid and a genderfluid lizard alien who are marooned for years on a desolate planet until one of them dies in childbirth and leaves the other to parent the child. Take a wild ride with us from the comfort of your home as we discuss Enemy Mine.   [email protected] Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 65 - The Black Hole

March 10, 2020 02:37 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

We're hurtling through space and into the mouth of madness for a 1979 sci-fi adventure featuring Anthony Perkins, a deranged starship captain, and a whole bunch of baffling robots. We have a lot of questions as we get sucked into The Black Hole.   [email protected]   Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast

Traumatized Episode 64 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

February 25, 2020 04:47 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

It’s a rite of passage for teens to keeps secrets from their parents, like when they sneak out to go to a kegger at Porkchop’s lake house, or dump the corpse of their babysitter and fake their way into a job at a fashion house while embezzling a small fortune. You know, teen stuff. We’re discussing the very relatable 1991 comedy, Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast    

Traumatized Episode 63 - Unico In the Island of Magic

January 25, 2020 03:51 - 56 minutes - 52.4 MB

We've discussed some weird movies before, but few are as bonkers or as soul-crushingly sad as this animated tale about an abandoned unicorn and his girl versus a murderous puppet. We uncover more questions than answers as we explore Unico In The Island of Magic. [email protected]   Twitter + Instagram: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

Traumatized Episode 62 - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

January 06, 2020 04:58 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

Our Christmas episode got lost in a big snowstorm and we almost had to cancel, but thankfully a little genetic aberration with a shiny red nose has guided us to you just in time for the twelfth day of Christmas, so we're technically in under the wire. Celebrate the new year with us as we discuss Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer.   [email protected] Instagram + Twitter: @traumatizedcast facebook.com/traumatizedcast  

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