Icegedunk: Seal with a Wheel (ft. TheCrescentHare)

We join forces with Christina attempting to tackle this pain-in-the-butt cryptid mystery, only to have it completely run over us... with its wheel... on its ass! Yup, this cute seal has a freaking wheel between its buttcheeks... which it uses to zoom through its arctic landscape! The internet disregards it, the locals want it dead,  but we want to figure out just what the heck this wheel is??? A tail? A horny outgrowth? Petrified cheese? Or maybe something more disgusting 💩

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Huge THANK YOU!!! to The Crescent Hare, a.k.a. Christina (actually a barn owl in "human" disguise) for making me ROFL for over 2 hours 🤣, and creating her magnificent Icegedunk artwork!!! Guys, she has made cryptozoology history with this awesome art piece, which may be purchased HERE

Show your support by following her on Instagram @thecrescenthare

If you wish to proudly display the Seal with a Wheel, or the very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even a sexy Braxxie, all of Christina's art can be found at www.etsy.com/shop/thecrescenthare/

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Intro sampled from "Something strange lurks in the shadows" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez)

Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

SOURCES:

It's Something Wiki: Icegedunk

Freaks, Mutants and Monsters: Icegedunk

Lore & Order: Complete Bestiary

Wikipedia: Rotating locomotion in living systems

Wikipedia: Puijila

Wikipedia: Dollo's law of irreversibility

Why Don't Any Animals Have Wheels?

Ash "Leoparddancer" Dekirk, with Oberon Zell-Ravenheart (2007). A Wizard's Bestiary. New Page Books

Neil Arnold (2007). Monster!: The A-Z of Zooform Phenomena. CFZ Press

Todd H. C. Fischer (2018). A Canadian Bestiary, Second Edition: A Collection of People, Places and Beasties from Canadian Folklore, Cryptozoology, Native Religion, and Mythology. Stonebunny Press

Michael Taft (1983). Tall Tales of British Columbia. Province of British Columbia, Ministry of Provincial Secretary and Government Services

LaBarbera, Michael. "Why the Wheels Won't Go." The American Naturalist 121, no. 3 (1983): 395-408.