Greetings star seeds! It is I... Darwin! Channeling this very special announcement from Christina... but also falling victim to unsolicited telepathic messages from the All-Knowing Alien! Today we sat down with Christina in an attempt to record an advertisement and discuss her newest project: The Celestial Alien Oracle Deck. Along the way we lose focus and regress back to our goofy ol' selves. We can't help it. We're just too fun for this plane of existence!


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The Celestial Alien Oracle Deck is landing on Kickstarter 5/1/2022 !!!


To show your support, and learn more about this awesome project, you can channel your thoughts over to Christina by following her on Instagram at @thecrescenthare


If you're tired of chasing barn owls through rural Pennsylvania, and desire to communicate on higher wavelengths incomprehensible to regular "Earthly" humans, you may reach out to The All-Knowing Alien on Instagram @celestialalienoracle


Choose your rewards and support the Kickstarter project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thecrescenthare/the-celestial-alien-oracle-deck


If you wish to proudly display the Seal with a Wheel, or the  very... "handsome" face of Indrid Cold, or even a sexy Braxxie, all of Christina's art can be found at www.thecrescenthare.com


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Intro sampled from "Something strange lurks in the shadows" by Francisco Sánchez (@fanchisanchez)


Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com