TNI | IMPACT Wrestling 12.6.18 Review: Mixed Tags, Insane Asylums, and Smokeshows!

Come one, come all you're all invited to the Monster's Ball! Bring your third eyes and maybe even some lemons?

Kyle and Trent are back with another edition of Total Nonstop Impact brought to you by the Impact Lounge taking on the December 6th 2018 episode of Impact Wrestling!

We had Jake Crist and Ethan Page qualify for the returning Ultimate X by taking out Willie Mack and the guy with the third eye, Matt Sydal respectively! Two slots left to fill but so far is shaping up to be a mix of varying styles in Nashville!

Allie on the other hand went full on darkside and is 200% under the spell of Su Yung! Poor Keira Hogan tried one more desperate plea to get her friend back to the good side but got taken out for her troubles! What does this mean for Allie? Is Rosemary going to do something about this? And where the hell is Father James Mitchell in all this?

Speaking of Father James Mitchell we come to find out who was the mystery balloon gifter to Eli Drake last week and of course it was The Monster Abyss! But that wasn't all, Abyss has locked in a Monster's Ball against E-LI DRAKE at Homecoming! This shall be bloody.

The Desi Hit Squad looked strong this week taking on a guy that hulked up by chomping on lemons mid match. You read that right folks, LEMONS! His name? Manny Lemons! All too real. But he got his lemon rung while the Desi Hit Squad continued their run to the top of the tag team division.

Eddie Edwards is still locked up in the nut house playing rock a bye baby in his recliner only to have a very familiar face from the past alongside him bestowing some very interesting advice. The one and only Raven let Eddie know that if anything, he needs to go even more and go even more insane, it's only natural to lose your mind once in a while. As if Eddie was crazy enough, he's got Raven instigating! Lets see how this pans out!

Konnan is PISSED AGAIN after LAX and the Lucha Brothers basically reneged on the peace deal that made just a week ago! Pentagon just haaaaad to Cero Miedo in Santana's face and Santana just haaaaaad to get pissed and now look what happened - Konnan's pissed! Either way, Homecoming is going to be insane for the Tag Team Championships.

Wait, when did the Rascalz get a fourth chair!? And wait, smoking Rascalz, Smokeshow Scarlett Bordeaux? Coincidence!?

The main event was a mixed tag full of flips, dives, hard hitting, and love affairs!? Moose might have been feeling a little left out that Johnny and Taya are in love and get to tag so he claimed Tessa as his girlfriend for the night to defeat Mr. and Mrs. Impact. It didn't work out for ol Moose as he go his antlers twisted and they lost the match but they got the last laugh on a post match attack that Killer Kross even tried to stop until Brian Cage and all 48 of his abs ran down and settled everybody down!

Another exciting installment of Impact Wrestling PLUS listener Youtube comments, general smartassery and more!

Results:

- Jake Crist (w/ Dave Crist & Sami Callihan) defeated Willie Mack in an Ultimate X Qualifying Match (8:40)

- Dark Allie (w/ Su Yung) defeated Heather Monroe (4:40)

- The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju & Raj Singh) (w/ Gama Singh) defeated Damien Hyde & Manny Lemons (3:30)

- Ethan Page defeated Matt Sydal in an Ultimate X Qualifying Match (15:25)

- Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie defeated Tessa Blanchard & Moose (15:08)

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