Knock, Knock. Who's there? ALLIGATOR

Animal control officers normally respond to calls about dogs, cats, and wildlife, but one recent mishap gave some Chicago officers an unforgettable day. One lucky officer stumbled upon not one, not two, but three pet goats who were wandering around in the streets!

An exotic cat – known as a serval – tested positive for cocaine after being rescued in Cincinnati, according to animal control officials. Servals are
medium-sized wild cats native to sub-Saharan Africa.

A Daytona Beach man bitten by a 9-foot alligator Saturday said the attack happened after he heard a noise at his front door and opened it, only to find an unexpected visitor. Scot Hollingsworth said he was watching TV with his wife at their home on Champions Drive when he heard a bump at the door.

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