Today's Prey

EP. 147: Little Signs From God

April 22, 2024 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.9 MB

Today's episode contains discussion of nicknames, the act of researching in order to achieve your goals, and Jake shares a story involving PROOF of God. This is Today's Prey

EP. 146: Red Rocket Experts

April 15, 2024 04:00 - 43 minutes - 29.8 MB

Today's episode involves scientific descriptions of dogs and lessons in aging. This is Today's Prey

EP. 145: Crackers of a Barrel

April 08, 2024 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MB

This episode involves a vulgar start, followed by a deep discussion of the history of Cracker Barrel. This is Today's Prey

EP. 144: Gobbledegook Episode

April 01, 2024 04:00 - 37 minutes - 25.6 MB

Find out about the time Jake told someone he loved them, but didn't mean it. Also Poppy fills us in about the community showers in college. This is Today's Prey

EP. 143: Reptile Dysfunction

March 25, 2024 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MB

Poppy explores Jake's conflict with reptile dysfunction with deep psycho analysis, and actually cures him. Jake returns the favor by doing zero work. How does he do this you ask? Find out right now. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 142: Bub Hub

March 18, 2024 04:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MB

The boys get a late start this week and blast the podcast off with some weekend announcements followed by the discussion of food delivery services and Jake's addiction to them. Also Poppy's current status on life is to say NO to mushrooms. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 141: Surgeon Fluffing and Nickelback Lies

March 11, 2024 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MB

After a wonderful phone chat with The Pride of Preston County, Ethan "Beef" Hayes, we ask the serious question: Are surgeons the bad boys of the hospital world? Then things get heated when Jake tells a story about someone at the tattoo shop who claimed not to know what Nickelback is. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 140: Made A Boo Boo

March 04, 2024 05:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MB

Today's Episode includes Poppy unboxing his birthday present from House Plant, followed by discussions of the plans for his birthday weekend in Pittsburgh. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 139: Gas Station Racists

February 26, 2024 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MB

Jake realizes as he gets older, his stomach isn't indestructible like it used to be. Poppy uses his wisdom to explain to Jake how to operate as he he gets older. Following this, the two guys discuss the absolute racism that goes on in gas stations. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 138: Apple Eyes

February 19, 2024 05:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

Are you worried about the virtual reality world? In this episode, Jake and Poppy discuss the new virtual reality head set from Apple. They also talk about Bubbles, NOS, and what men really want. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 137: Cheese Wolves

February 12, 2024 05:00 - 40 minutes - 28.1 MB

Today's episode is mainly about two of the most important things in the USA. Wolves and Cheese. Also enjoy Poppy explaining his process of ordering healthy food to Jake. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 136: Duke Nukem: A Children's Game

February 05, 2024 05:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

This weeks episode contains early childhood tales of playing the hit video game Duke Nukem, followed by a discussion of the Comedy category on porn sites. The episode ends with a review of Jake's time in London. This is Today's Prey

EP. 135: Incompetent In 2 Continents

January 29, 2024 05:00 - 34 minutes - 23.6 MB

As the two best friends are separated by a giant ocean, they discuss what life is like for one another. One in the US, and One in England. The guys discuss Saltburn, A Crowded Room, and practice their British accents. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 134: Wompus Wyland

January 22, 2024 05:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

In today's episode, Poppy is firing on all cylinders with brain power as we discuss a future secret underground Hollywood Island. After that, Poppy explains a new business idea called Church Plus +. Lastly, the dudes discuss Jake's trip to London. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 133: TAKEN To London

January 15, 2024 05:00 - 37 minutes - 26.1 MB

After a brief discussion of what could happen if Jake gets human trafficked in London, the dudes discuss owning a gun and what to do with said gun. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 132: Blade Trinity's Cloaca

January 08, 2024 05:00 - 27 minutes - 19.2 MB

This episode discusses what Poppy's girlfriend could ACTUALLY be doing at work. It also includes topics of step sister fantasies, Cloacas, and GTA 6. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 131: NicholasBack

January 01, 2024 05:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MB

Happy New Years! This weeks episode involves placenta, Nickelback/Nicholas Cage mash-ups, and a deep discussion of "shocking the world" on snap chat. This is Today's Prey

EP. 130: S'Naughty Christmas

December 25, 2023 05:00 - 36 minutes - 25.5 MB

Another Christmas in the books for the Today's Prey Boys! This week there are two holiday freestyles and a pile of tissues from Poppy. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 129: Best Of Morgantown

December 18, 2023 05:00 - 48 minutes - 33.2 MB

There is an awesome announcement in today's episode! We are very proud of our boy! This episode also explores lying about stories you've told over a hundred times, and discussions of future mural paintings. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 128: Is It Mushroom Time?

December 11, 2023 05:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MB

This weeks episode contains a sweet rap, a discussion if the boys are ready for mushrooms, and Covid brain fog. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 127: Would You Like Salad With Your Onion?

December 04, 2023 05:00 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MB

After briefly discussing if running is tough or not, the dudes talk about Poppy's experience in getting tattooed the weekend before. Then the talk of onions and salads arise and the guys spill their guts on how they would spin the situation into a joke THAT KILLS. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 126: Mooseheads

November 27, 2023 05:00 - 41 minutes - 28.7 MB

In today's episode we drink a newfound incredible beer, while discussing our friend's genitalia. Late in the episode we run through a horror movie scenario testing ones friendship, anxiety, and self love skills. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 125: The English Language Is Offensive

November 20, 2023 05:00 - 35 minutes - 24.2 MB

This week, the dudes discuss how the English language could really get you into a pickle, and we aren't talking dill. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 124: What Happens After Brunch, Begins After Brunch

November 13, 2023 05:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MB

After a quick zip on zombies, the dudes talk about growing as adults. This growth resulting in planning post brunch activities. Also... We at Today's Prey know that giving the proper approval to a man's sexual tale is important, and today, you'll learn the proper way to approve it. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 123: Nuts N' Eyesa

November 06, 2023 05:00 - 37 minutes - 25.7 MB

After a brief discussion of an activity known as "racking" the dudes make a call to a rabbit expert. Following this important conversation, a new martial art is born that will evolve into the most dangerous and effective self defense practice to ever develop. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 122: Cockroaches Are Cockroaches

October 30, 2023 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.9 MB

After discussing Poppy's sexual skill, Jake unfolds the story of Palmetto Bugs in Florida. Followed by Why Poppy is having stressful dreams. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 121: Do You Even Raed

October 23, 2023 04:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MB

This week we discuss who trans vag*nal mesh, Texas toast, and why people just do not want to read. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 120: Puddle O' Mudd is Nirvana

October 16, 2023 04:00 - 32 minutes - 22.4 MB

After falling head over heels in love with a cover song of Nirvana, the dudes discuss reproduction, this past weekends wedding, and the true meaning of "Meteora" This is Today's Prey

EP. 119: Choked

October 09, 2023 20:00 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MB

After an overview of the following weekends bachelor party shenanigans, the dudes discuss Jake's first time being choked unconscious. This is Today's Prey

EP. 118: Debunking Alpha-Male Life Coaching

October 02, 2023 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MB

In today's episode, after briefly discussing hot dogs and culture, Jake and Poppy discuss a new discovery known as Masculinity Coaching. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 117: Dragons Are Dinosaurs

September 25, 2023 04:00 - 38 minutes - 26.3 MB

In today's episode we discuss the "conspiracy theory" that Dragons are indeed dinosaurs. Along with the conflicting trustworthiness of Discovery Channel and deep conversations about intrusive thoughts. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 116: Minor Annoyances

September 18, 2023 04:00 - 51 minutes - 35.4 MB

In today's episode we discuss creepy teachers and mint stealing children, followed by talk about that BIZ. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 115: Jiggumbob

September 11, 2023 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MB

Today's Episode features the hit song "Jiggumbob" by non other than Poppy and Jake. The dudes also become some white dudes spitting on a podcast about life lessons involving world famous rapper Premo Rice and how to operate when you're really tired. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 114: Vape-a-Rap-athon

September 04, 2023 04:00 - 31 minutes - 21.8 MB

This rap-filled episode is highly influenced by a hatred a vaping followed by some uncanny stories involving some consensual machinery. This is Today's Prey

EP. 113: Simulation Theory

August 28, 2023 04:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MB

In today's episode, the dudes discuss simulation theory and their ideas around it. This pairs well with the debate about how much a certain amputee weighs, and the proper way to take a "SH*T" pic. This is Today's Prey

EP. 112: Fake Shake Snake

August 21, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

Watch your back. As there is a fake shake snake trolling the internet scamming people claiming to be Jake. Don't be too scared though as we also discuss Italian foods and sexuality through the old snap chat days. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 111: Four Star Foot Review

August 14, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 41.6 MB

What kind of people leave 4 star Google Reviews? What else can be reviewed with a star rating system? Jake and Poppy take it off this week, only to be judged by one another. This is Today's Prey

EP. 110: Cancer is Nuts

August 07, 2023 04:00 - 43 minutes - 30 MB

Balls are dropping and we aren't talking about NYE. In this episode we discuss things that are nuts. This includes but is not limited to; stolen phones, our friends plums, the use of the "R" word, and crying kids. This is Today's Prey

EP. 109: Cold-Plunging For NPC's

July 31, 2023 04:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MB

Are you an NPC? Do you practice punching your nephew? If so, This is the perfect episode for you. "Cold Plunging For NPC's" describes the scientific reasons why cold plunging works, and also has a hidden musical gem all about Gender Roles and Swamp Creatures. This Is Today's Prey #volkswagonsarentracist

EP. 108: Hillbilly Hustle

July 24, 2023 04:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

In todays episode we discuss the difference between a Hillbilly, a Redneck, and a Country Boy. This is followed by an epic tale involving Tom Cruise and a bucket of salamanders. Last but definitely not least we tell the difference in Muck B*ng and M*nging. This is Today's Prey

EP. 107: Narcissism Cataclysm

July 17, 2023 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MB

Today's Episode shows you how NOT to get your haircut. amongst other silly stories told by two extremely cool bros. This is Today's Prey...

EP. 106: 4 Freestyles on the 4th

July 10, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB

This Fourth of July episode includes discussion of proper shoes to wear while running 4 miles, as well as a business related conversation revolving around whether or not a "bloody carpet mansion" is a good idea. This is Today's Prey.

EP. 105: Do Bugs Have Souls?

July 03, 2023 04:00 - 41 minutes - 28.8 MB

Do bugs have souls? At what point is it funny to murder a bug? Why do Russians hate chipmunks? These are topics we discuss on this weeks podcast. This is Today's Prey

EP. 104: Mothman VS Submarine

June 26, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.5 MB

This week, we cover everything from smoothies, to teas, to the possibilities of what happened to the submarine that got lost exploring the Titanic. This is Today's Prey

EP. 103: Poppy's Manifestation Issue

June 19, 2023 04:00 - 47 minutes - 32.7 MB

After glazing over the topic of Vikings "Bustin' a NÔRT," the dude's quickly dispute an issue that Poppy has. The issue is that Poppy doesn't understand the power of his soul energy. The final half of this podcast has Spoilers from the show Black Bird in it, and a lot of cool guy energy. This is Today's Prey.

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