Tits Talk Tackles
82 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 months ago -Three women talking trash about football, aka gridiron. Highly inappropriate, rude, and unacceptable. You will definitely like it.
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Swift Bowl LVIII and other shenanigans
February 11, 2024 12:31 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBIn this episode - long due - we summarise the season and make our predictions for the Super Bowl. We discuss the playoffs, the bright future of the Packers and the Lions, and Lamar being a choke artist AGAIN. We choose our MVP teams for this year - Steph going all in on Micah Parsons - and do a sharp and quick Q&A. Listen now!
Ho-ho-ho, naughty Staley is gone!
December 24, 2023 12:43 - 57 minutes - 53.5 MBWelcome to our Christmas special! Steph gets the best Xmas present and celebrates Staley being gone. We discuss the playoff picture, talk trash in a holiday spirit and overall enjoy the success of the 49ers. Happy holidays, everyone!
The Blind Side
December 10, 2023 17:57 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBIn this episode, Maria is coming back to join Ksenia in a thorough walk-through of Steph's game film from last week. We talk being blindsided, the most questionable game of the Chargers and the Patriots, the Packers being surprising (Ksenia still doesn't believe), and pick the best #MyCauseMyCleats. Tune in!
Turducken Special
November 26, 2023 17:32 - 46 minutes - 43.4 MBIn this episode, we are watching the Lions-Packers game live, discussing the outrageous Thanksgiving food, how the Jets are a trainwreck and why we are so happy seeing the Chiefs lose. Steph is forced to recollect the most disastrous drop of her football career. Press play!
The Big Buffalo Crisis
November 19, 2023 21:09 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBIn this episode, we talk about Josh Allen's dilemma, why Dak Prescott is a bad quarterback and Trevor Lawrence is a good one; the Chargers clashing with the Packers and why CJ Stroud is the future. Tune in!
Soup, Pancakes, and Peter Pettigrew
November 12, 2023 16:03 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss the weird Norwegian cuisine, the rising star of CJ Stroud and venture into very unpleasant comparisons. Steph has to tell the truth about an embarrassing situation she found herself in, and both get horrible dares to fulfil. Tune in now!
Sally Jupiter and Darnold's Ghosts
November 05, 2023 18:45 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThis episode is somewhat lengthy but also funny. We discuss trades, how rich are getting richer; Steph has to choose between Dak and Josh Allen (which she actively dislikes), Ksenia rants about the Packers being the softest team ever, and both announce their top 10 players of the season. Tune in!
Are you worried about the 49ers?
October 29, 2023 16:14 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBIn this episode, Steph is not even mad at the Chargers. Ksenia, on the opposite, is desperate about the Packers and pondering whether they have to take a QB with an early pick. We discuss Myles Garrett having a game (have you seen that jump?), the 49ers' troubling losses, and how Josh Allen has to see a sports psychologist.
So, which team drafted Jameis Winston, Steph?
October 22, 2023 16:56 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBWe discuss trades that can destroy teams, why anybody with the brain knows that Russell Wilson must go, how good it feels not to have undefeated teams, and Steph finally acknowledges that Staley must go. Press play!
Don't make Steph use her teacher voice!
October 22, 2023 16:45 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MBWe talk about why Gardner Minshew is a legend, how the Patriots go down spectacularly, and why McDaniel is still a major weirdo. Press play!
Don't make Steph use her teacher voice
October 15, 2023 15:58 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MBIn this episode, we discuss why Gardner Minshew is a legend, why Derrick Henry's crack should have its own highlight reel, and how the Patriots are going down spectacularly. Oh, and Steph is going on a rant about McDaniel again. Press play!
Stuck fingers and good boy Zach
October 08, 2023 10:31 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBIn this episode, we discuss the epic Miami upset, where Justin Herbert stuck his fingers and why Aaron Rodgers has a hypnotic power over Zach Wilson. The list of Steph's favourite players grows exponentially, while Ksenia begins to stan the Texans. Tune in!
28-19 or how to jinx the Chargers
October 01, 2023 12:33 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBSo in this episode, many things happen: we try out a new podcast studio, and it doesn't go as planned (sorry about some mishaps); then we discuss the way the Packers almost left Ksenia with an aorta eruption, the Chargers almost made Steph suffocate (no, like for real), and how the Broncos will never recover from their epic downfall. Press play! PS: check out our intro and outro. Yay Taylor Swift.
Pay your physiotherapist
September 24, 2023 09:53 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MBIn this episode, we discuss all the injuries (and Ksenia grieving Nick Chubb), how Steph gets heartbroken every year and still hopes for the best, whether it is a Cowboys' year and why McDaniels is a big no-no.
The tales of Achilles
September 16, 2023 18:42 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBWe cannot believe it, but we're onto the 4th season of our podcast! And we still haven't bitten each others' heads off. Such a blessing. But for real: we dive into the circus of the first week, unexpected upsets (come on, Giants) and fangirl over the 49ers. Steph still loves the Cowboys, no matter what, though. Ksenia still doesn't believe in the Packers. Things are the same, but the NFL season already has on the tip toes!
Drinks, farm simulator and serious matters
January 08, 2023 18:21 - 42 minutes - 57.7 MBWe recorded this one at the party. Like yes, at the party. And we have drinks; we are in the same room (even though Maria left Steph and Ksenia for the sake of alcohol), and we discuss Damar Hamlin's situation, the insanity of weeks 17 & 18. Maria chooses a farm simulator over us, while Steph enjoys her brand new Cowboys morning gown. Press play!
Happy New Chargers!
January 01, 2023 16:03 - 48 minutes - 45.1 MBSteph gets to rave about the Chargers making the playoffs and tries to get to terms with this new and unknown feeling. We try to figure out what Joey Bosa's college major could be, why offensive linemen are the smartest people in the NFL, and why neither the Chiefs nor the Bills can relax yet. Press play!
Send o-line nudes
December 17, 2022 21:26 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBSteph wants both the Jets and the Lions to win, Maria wants Matt Patricia out, Ksenia... Ksenia just wants some peace. The biggest highlight of this episode is the trio discussing Eagles' o-line ESPN body issue. Press play now!
The Importance of Shaving
December 10, 2022 14:14 - 48 minutes - 45.1 MBWe're back from the hiatus! Ksenia was sick, and then the trio travelled to Sweden to play actual football, and we did good! Sick Steph can't stop swooning over Dallas because the Chargers' season has ended. Ksenia comes up with conspiracy theories about the Jets and Aaron Rodgers' beard, and both root for Brock Purdy to take the 49ers to the Super Bowl. Press play!
Finally, a serious episode
November 20, 2022 17:07 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBKsenia doesn't have her co-hosts again, but she got a wonderful guest -- and a Bears fan! -- to discuss the state of the league, remember TJ Yates, talk about why the Packers' backfield suffers, why the Bears are fun to watch and NFC East being on a roll. Oh, and we make mid-season predictions for the Super Bowl. The episode is a truly nerdy, in-depth discussion of the current league -- and a long one! Press play!
Why does Steph hate Cowboys so much?
November 12, 2022 14:23 - 39 minutes - 37 MBThis episode is dedicated to Trevoria Lawrence. No, really, she's pretty, but Maria still thinks that they got her boy dirty. We discuss why the Raiders suck, the Seahawks are rolling out of the blue, and Ksenia gets a massive bag of popcorn to watch the Packers' epic downfall. Oh, and the new head coach of the Indianapolis Colts makes a triumphal entrance. The lesson is simple: you can't defend your picks and opinions if you are not there. Press play!
All By Myself
November 05, 2022 14:39 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MBThis episode is lonely. I got nobody but my own. All by myself. Dancing on my own. Anyway, Ksenia discusses the trades (wow), how the Packers did absolutely nothing and the Chargers being left without receivers. She also talks about the Eagles being *maybe* legit and the Vikings being inappropriately good. But still: show me the reason of being lonely.
Who is Brandon Allen?
October 29, 2022 17:48 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBThis is a sad and short episode -- bye weeks, everybody! Ksenia is depressed due to the state of the Packers, Steph keeps being optimistic about the Chargers (not so many penalties, after all!), and Maria doesn't approve of the Pats' fans booing Mac Jones. We try to find out who Brandon Allen is and why Tom Brady should have retired, after all.
The Epic Packers Meltdown
October 22, 2022 19:09 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBKsenia has an epic meltdown over the Packers' loss to the Jets. Maria finds herself in awe of Baby Zappe, and Steph is incredibly happy that Dak is back. All three sing a serenade to Joe Burrow. This episode includes an inappropriate discussion of pickles and hairy men. Last thing: don't scream at your linemen!
Tight football pants and maternal urges
October 15, 2022 17:50 - 1 hour - 61.4 MBThis episode got out of hand quick. Ksenia got a mental breakdown over the Packers. Maria explained how Trevor Lawrence has a right to have bad days, and Steph tried to explain what's going on in that epic Darnay Holmes video and failed spectacularly. Play NOW!
Dolphins, dudes, what the?
October 08, 2022 20:09 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThis episode is a full concussion police alert. We discuss the apparent troubles in Miami, the Chargers almost losing to the Texans, and the Packers being clowns and almost losing to the Pats' third-string rookie QB. Steph has to choose the Raiders as her pick, Maria wants twins named Trevor and Lawrence, and Ksenia has to take the Texans just to avoid picking the Jags. Play now!
If I have a son, I call him Trevor
October 01, 2022 14:50 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBCONCUSSION POLICE ALERT! This episode is wild -- and it's worth a listen! We discuss Tua's situation, the beauty of the butt punt, and why DK Metcalf should switch to edge. We regress to weird topics way too many times, including OBJ and his ego, why everybody's gay until proven otherwise, and fanfics about Manning and Brady. Press play!
"My note says Matt Ryan sucks"
September 25, 2022 10:58 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBWell, well, well, Colts -- what is it if not good old karma? Steph remains optimistic about the Chargers despite the loss; Ksenia is happy the Packers didn't break her heart last week, and we go into length discussing why the Browns' self-confidence is bad for them, why the Titans fall deeper and deeper into the abyss, and how the hell you can make a 20 seconds play. Tune in!
Justin Herbert has insane balls (c)
September 17, 2022 19:39 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBEverything goes Steph's way -- for once (hence the episode's name!). She dares to trash talk Maria & Ksenia while these two suffer on behalf of their teams. Maria doubts Bill's decision making, and Ksenia throws an EPIC tantrum. This episode includes all this and everything else from the insane week one. Press play!
Tua to Tyreek!.. UNDERTHROWN
September 09, 2022 17:47 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBHey everybody! And here we are, back at it. Welcome to season three of our exceptionally rude podcast. Ksenia, Maria and Steph discuss off-season and pre-season and make wild predictions for the upcoming year. We're spilling all the tea on the Browns' questionable business decisions, weird draft peaks, trades and signings. Tune in NOW!
Baby Joe for President
February 05, 2022 17:16 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBIn this episode, we discuss literally everything! Ksenia admits the most embarrassing thing she has ever done and bashes the Packers for breaking her heart; Steph is a pro bowl police and fumes about the absence of Josh Allen there; Maria weighs up on the Bears new head coach, what Josh McDaniels brings to Las Vegas, and swoons over offensive linemen. We also discuss The Retirement Drama and Brian Flores' situation. Press play now!
Go Bengals!
January 23, 2022 22:24 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBAlright, Wild Card is past us and we cannot believe that the Bengals did it! Maria and Ksenia try to figure out why the Cowboys choke every damn time, what happened to playoff Jimmy G (wow), and why the Cardinals are a joke. We discuss what the Patriots should improve the next season and why Mac Jones is a good quarterback. And yes, Ksenia begins to be extremely nervous about the Packers again. Press play!
WHY DID YOU CALL THAT TIMEOUT?
January 15, 2022 16:18 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBThe first episode of the postseason has arrived! We summarize the last week of the regular season and go through some surprising upsets, dumb decisions, and what we think comes next for the teams. Maria discusses Baker Mayfield for good five minutes (probably the most extended segment ever). Ksenia cannot believe that Carson Wentz just sent the Colts down the drain. Steph is in denial, trying to find any possible solution logical explanation for what happened out there with the Chargers-Raid...
Everyday is a half day if you just leave
January 09, 2022 12:14 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBWILD. Like, WILD WILD WEEK. In this episode, we react to everything that happened during week 17 and we can't stop discussing these things. Pulling off Antonio Brown becomes our new way of coping with life; we think that the FedEx field should star in its own horror movie, and Joe Judge should definitely get a reality check. Steph is going crazy over the playoff possibilities for the Chargers and it's not a good look. We thoroughly go through the playoffs simulations and try to find out the ...
New Year, who dis?
January 02, 2022 16:37 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBIn this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanfiction about Dak & Zeke, and oh boy, Ksenia and Steph become overly excited. We also discuss how Davis Mills rules the world (per now) and what coach is on the hot seat. We also tear away Probowl selections, simultaneously making Steph happy. And who knows, we might be secretly writing fanfic about Dak & ...
After further review...
December 25, 2021 16:36 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBWe have very strong opinions about everything this week. It's Christmas time and it's the best moment to let it all out. Maria goes hard on the Bills, Stephanie goes totally delusional about the Chargers, and Ksenia rants about the Packers and what will really happen to them in the playoffs. We talk about why Cam Newton should retire, why Matt Nagy is gone for the best, and why Brady SHOULD be fined for screaming profanities (but he never will be). Oh, and we get bold with our predictions fo...
Hey, dips**t, make your f***ing kicks
December 19, 2021 17:08 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBWell, this episode is HEATED. We discuss why Urban Meyer's departure is the greatest thing that could happen to Jags, why Mahomes is losing all the respect, and why the Bears are dumb for mocking Aaron Rodgers. Like, are you insane? Steph gets to talk about the Chargers in length, Maria explains why all the COVID teams should forfeit the games this week, and Ksenia offers her perspective on the ugly Browns-Ravens matchup. Press play!
LIONS DID IT!
December 11, 2021 17:15 - 54 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this episode, we discuss The Most Important Game of The Year -- or, in other words, the Lions winning over the Vikings and making history. Ksenia is swooning over Gardner Minshew, Maria is all over Bill & Co., and Steph is stealing all the good ideas from Ksenia (while scheduling a dinner on Sunday and ditching the Chargers game -- the audacity!). We also discuss My Cause, My Cleats (Ksenia forgets about her plans for the episode and gets thoroughly shamed for it) and pick our top three. ...
Justin Tucker does WHAT?
December 04, 2021 18:06 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBThis episode is short (because we covered Thanksgiving Day games!) but Ksenia gets an INSANE revelation during Steph's quiz corner, Maria being a Patriots-loving obnoxious ass again, and Steph... just want to move on with her life. Like for real. She's done with it. We also discuss why Ben Roethlisberger is a piece of timber, Taysom Hill being a white Lamar Jackson, and Cam Newton's downfall in Carolina. Press play!
For God's sake, get a haircut!
November 26, 2021 20:28 - 53 minutes - 49.9 MBThis is a very weird and kinda short episode because we are going to the football tournament. Yep. We are. We are going to play -- but we still take our time to discuss Derek Carr hairdo, how the Titans did it again, and Baker Mayfield falling apart. Ksenia goes for ages on the Packers' loss to the Vikings, Maria is happy with bully football Patriots play, and Stephanie explains in detail how the Chargers allowed 27 points to Pittsburgh in the last quarter. And yeah -- we spend a lot of time...
0-8-1
November 20, 2021 16:41 - 1 hour - 57.6 MBThis week we discuss the Dolphins upsetting the Ravens, WFT winning over the Bucs, and the unfortunate Browns' loss to the Pats. Ksenia blames her Chargers' pick on Steph and threatens to spoil the Sunday Night Game results for her. We also discuss the upcoming Dolphins-Jets game inappropriately long time, Maria is being ecstatic with Cam being back and her renewed opportunity to wear her ridiculous Cam-style hat every damn Sunday. Oh, and this episode is kinda coughy and sneezy, so apologie...
Is Josh Allen better than Josh Allen?
November 13, 2021 18:08 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBIn this episode, Steph and Ksenia feast on Josh Allen being sacked, intercepted and recovered by Josh Allen. Steph is thrilled over the Giants' win, concussion awakenings, and Justin Herbert's stats. Ksenia is hugely disappointed by the Packers, Jordan Love, and how the game was handled. On the other hand, Jordan Love proved to be more productive than Patrick Mahomes (yay!). Steph wants to play for the Rams (of which Ksenia goes totally mad), and they got into a fight over the Chargers' pick...
Concussion police, dumb ass Rodgers, and no-name QB
November 06, 2021 16:53 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBIn this episode, we talk QBs. We talk about how Daniel Jones got better and Sam Darnold got hurt (Steph is concussion police now); how Mike White shines (who could guess), and how Aaron Rodgers conned the whole league with his alternative treatment. Steph & Maria gets into a long and detailed discussion of the Chargers-Patriots game and Steph tries to persuade people to pick the Chargers as the winners of week 9. Ksenia gets depressed during the quiz and threatens Steph with interceptions at...
Red Rifle, Danny The Catcher, and is it time to bench Patrick?
October 30, 2021 15:03 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe go into the weirdness of the Chiefs' losing another game to Titans, Joe Burrow being a BAD MAN, and Daniel Jones making his best impression of OBJ. If you think it is not spooky enough, we discuss Jets, Texans, and Matt Nagy. Like, the Bears are scary in a way they dismantle, right? Ksenia takes a hit on Trevor Lawrence again, Maria wants to crush tables and chug beers with Bills Mafia, and Steph gets ready to see Chargers going down again. Oh, and we did well on the quiz, even though Kse...
Conspiracy theories & Bears embarrass
October 23, 2021 14:22 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBIn this episode, Steph gets to rant. Like, a lot of ranting, from the Chargers losing disastrously to the Ravens to the Bills losing surprisingly to the Titans. Oh, and she still hasn't gotten over that Daniel Jones' game. Ksenia is 1-2 on her quiz and she doesn't like it; meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers does something legendary and that she definitely likes. Maria tho is a busy bee and not with us so we use this episode to assault Patriots, Bears and discuss things in depth. Whoop, whoop!
Kickers ruin everything and the Chiefs... down?
October 16, 2021 09:33 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBAre the Chiefs down? Who is the next head coach for the coachless team? Are the Bills gonna win it all, and when Brady stops beating all those records? And the most important question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH KICKERS?! Also, we beg the Giants not to let Daniel Jones play against the Rams because... well, common sense? This episode is a rollercoaster, and we kinda enjoyed it. Hope you will enjoy it too!
The Fighting Pickles Rule The World
October 09, 2021 15:14 - 1 hour - 76.4 MBWhat a week it was, innit? The Jets won over the Titans, and it hurts; Tom Brady had that not-so-triumphal return to New England (but everybody cried); Browns won ugly, and in the battle of two old men, Aaron Rodgers managed to get a W -- albeit boring. Maria is feeling sad, Steph is happy, and Ksenia... Ksenia is as usual. We find our new favourite mascot during Steph's quiz corner, and we are probably renaming our podcast "The Fighting Pickles". Could you give it a listen, like for real?
Outrageously disastrous games or the tale of one net yard
October 02, 2021 17:26 - 58 minutes - 54.1 MBWe are recording this episode from the library full of kids -- and we don't mean Justin Fields or Zach Wilson here. Speaking of both, we go into details of their disastrous performances and the things that definitely go wrong out there. Steph rants about undisciplined -- but still winning! -- Chargers, Maria is super stoked (read she is totally in disarray) about Tom Brady coming back to New England, and Ksenia is friends with Aaron Rodgers again -- until he loses to some dumb team. Otherwis...
Flat butt, bubble butt, and Matthew Stafford records
September 24, 2021 18:46 - 1 hour - 69 MBHere's to the third episode of our podcast! This one is totally crazy: Ksenia goes such a long way grading QB's butts that Maria & Steph get worried. Also, we discuss that Lamar Jackson dunk, where you can hide the ball (spoiler: not where you think), the revival of Sam Darnold, and the flourishing star of Zach Wilson. Also, Steph's Quiz Corner makes its debut, and it turns out to be hilarious! Tune in now!
Football. Is. Back
September 17, 2021 16:48 - 54 minutes - 50.9 MBWhew, what a week! And all those crazy things mean that we have SO MUCH to discuss. There are so many firsts: Trevor Lawrence lost his first game, like, ever; Trey Lance got his first touchdown in a real NFL game; Chase got his first TD reception; Aaron Rodgers sucked so badly it is inexplicable... We can go forever. Anyway, this was an amazing week and we can't wait for you to join us!