Time of My Lifetime
44 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratingsAre you sleeping with your dead boyfriend's ghost? Is your mother plotting a hit on your new fiance? Do you love Lifetime movies from the 90s? Well we do and hope you'll join us as we discuss all the best Lifetime movies from the greatest decade ever!
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Mortal Fear (1994)
May 01, 2023 19:49 - 1 hour - 137 MBWe're back with the 1994 Lifetime movie, "Mortal Fear," starring TOML all-star Joanna Kearns as a doctor working in a private clinic where all the healthy patients are getting mysteriously sick and dying. We talk about all the important topics like smoking in hospitals, wearing silly hats in San Francisco, keeping the poison right next to the headache medicine (both injectables), and euthanizing seemingly healthy patients because....reasons? This movie is downright CONFUSING and not even...
The Man With Three Wives (1993)
April 10, 2023 14:42 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe're back with the 1993 Lifetime, "The Man With Three Wives," starring Beau Bridges and TOML favorite Joanna Kerns. Beau Bridges just has so much love to give in this one that one wife is two too few. We talk about all the important topics: microfiche, interesting geography, and the worst way to spend Christmas. We still don't quite understand what is just so appealing about sweaty, doofy Beau Bridges but hey, you do you Three Wives. Thanks Mr. Shimatsu, and enjoy the episode.
A Face to Kill For (1999)
March 13, 2023 14:01 - 1 hour - 129 MBOh look, another out of order episode recorded in the early days of COVID19, it's the 1999 Lifetime movie, A Face to Kill For, starring Wings' own Crystal Bernard. I know what you're thinking, "didn't you already do this one?" This was our question as well as this movie has MANY similarities to our previous episode, A Face to Die For. Here's an easy way to distinguish the two: horses. Other than that, this movie is nearly beat for beat, except a lot less fun and a little more confusing, ...
Daughter of the Streets (1990)
March 07, 2023 16:53 - 1 hour - 101 MBWell I wouldn't go so far as to call this a "lost" episode as much as it was "forgotten to publish" and is now out of order, not that it really matters. It's still covid times for Jordan and Rocky as we watch the 1990 Lifetime movie, Daughter of the Streets, starring Roxana Zal, Jane Alexander and...John Stamos? Yes, Uncle Jesse himself, speaking mostly in falsetto, wearing extraordinary jackets, and giving gross butterfly kisses. We talk about all the important topics: First period bee...
Crowned and Dangerous (1997)
March 03, 2023 14:47 - 1 hour - 150 MBOh boy it's a movie we've been trying to watch for a while now that it's returned to Youtube, the 1997 thriller/comedy (?)/true story (???)/extended Law and Order episode, Crowned and Dangerous starring one of our favorites, Yasmine Bleeth. This one might be the campiest movies we've watched to date and we implore you to at least go check out the water skiing scene and its aftermath, especially if you are a fan of Wile E. Coyote. Rocky and Jordan discuss all the important topics: beauty ...
Cradle of Conspiracy (1993)
February 27, 2023 16:34 - 1 hour - 121 MBWhoops, looks like I'm publishing a "lost" episode! I thought this thing was posted in 2021 but apparently not, so here's a bonus episode for all the TOML-heads out there, please ignore our out of date references. It's another COVID episode, this time for the 1993 movie, Cradle of Conspiracy starring Winnie Cooper herself, Danica McKellar, back for her second movie in a row for us. Today, we're talking the black market-ish baby selling business but mostly making fun of outrageous accents...
Lying Eyes (1996)
February 16, 2023 22:30 - 1 hour - 148 MBAlright it's been a great long while since Rocky and Jordan got together to discuss a good old-fashioned trashy Lifetime movie, so why not go with an absolute classic? It's the 1996 Hall of Fame movie, Lying Eyes starring Cassidy Rae, who you might remember from Model's Inc (but probably not) and Vincent Irizarry who you might know from...haunting your nightmares we guess? Believe it or not but this was actually the very first episode we ever recorded, lost to the sands of time due to some...
My Stepson, My Lover (1997)
February 07, 2022 22:34 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBBuckle up everyone, it's the 1997 Lifetime movie, "My Stepson, My Lover." We've seen our fair share of movies that make no sense but this one might top the list. Rocky and Jordan are joined by friend of the podcast, Maureen, to discuss this trainwreck of a movie. We talk about all the important topics: custom prison uniforms, Napoleonic weaponry, odd cabin construction, and much much more. This movie is apparently nothing like Rocky and Maureen remember and is somehow far less steamy and...
Justice for Annie (1996)
January 10, 2022 20:34 - 1 hour - 99.4 MBWelcome back to Time of My Lifetime. On this episode we watch and discuss the 1996 Lifetime, "Justice for Annie," starring Danica McKellar (not Phoebe Cates) and Peggy Lipton. We touch on all the important topics like the United States naval presence on Lake Eerie, terrible kitchen skills, and the GOAT Lifetime movie detective, Detective McAdams who is from Brooklyn and definitely IS NOT drunk. At least not this early in the morning. We don't want to bum you out but the real story this w...
Maternal Instincts (1996)
December 30, 2021 16:46 - 1 hour - 111 MBOh boy we've been getting a bit delayed in getting these episodes pubished so we dont even know how long ago this was recorded but rest assured, we're still in (and probably will always be in) the middle of a global pandemic and probably going to start running out of Greek letters soon. Anyway, it's the 1996 movie, "Maternal Instincts" starring and EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY Delta Burke who is....realllly going for it in this one. Have you seen "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle?" Yes? Well then...
An Unfinished Affair (1996)
October 25, 2021 20:47 - 1 hour - 114 MBIt's still COVID times which means what better way to spend some time watching another Lifetime movie, this time with the 1996 thriller/mystery/art caper (?) An Unfinished Affair starring Jennie Garth and her real-life ex-husband (but pre-husband at the time) Peter Facinelli. This movie has everything - art cops, motocross, and even a weird subpot that involves INS. Wow this movie is strange and near incomprehensible, but what else is new? Enjoy the podcast and check us out on Facebook ...
Deadly Pursuits (1996)
September 20, 2021 14:50 - 1 hour - 115 MBWelcome to another episode of Time of My Lifetime, it's part 2 of our unintentional Deadly Double Feature, this time it's the 1996 movie "Deadly Pursuits" starring one of our all-time favorites Tori Spelling, which may or may not still be available on Youtube after the original upload was suspiciously changed to private shortly after our viewing... Anyway, it's a new genre here for us at TOML as we delve into the rarely found Lifetime "espionage thriller" or...whatever the hell this is supp...
Episode 16 - Deadly Pursuits (1996)
September 20, 2021 14:50 - 1 hour - 115 MBWelcome to another episode of Time of My Lifetime, it's part 2 of our unintentional Deadly Double Feature, this time it's the 1996 movie "Deadly Pursuits" starring one of our all-time favorites Tori Spelling, which may or may not still be available on Youtube after the original upload was suspiciously changed to private shortly after our viewing... Anyway, it's a new genre here for us at TOML as we delve into the rarely found Lifetime "espionage thriller" or...whatever the hell this is supp...
Deadly Vows (1994)
August 27, 2021 13:42 - 1 hour - 124 MBHey we're back with another "early" COVID19 episode recorded in the spring of 2020, the 1994 Lifetime movie, "Deadly Vows," starring Gerald McRaney AKA Major Dad/Mr. Delta Burke and Josie Bissett. It's part 1 of 2 of our completely unintentional Deadly Double Feature! Jordan and Rocky discuss all the important topics like watermelon dresses, ninja assassins, double fingerings, and yet another industrial laundry that may or may not be inside of a prison. Listen as Josie Bissett goes from t...
Episode 15 - Deadly Vows (1994)
August 27, 2021 13:42 - 1 hour - 124 MBHey we're back with another "early" COVID19 episode recorded in the spring of 2020, the 1994 Lifetime movie, "Deadly Vows," starring Gerald McRaney AKA Major Dad/Mr. Delta Burke and Josie Bissett. It's part 1 of 2 of our completely unintentional Deadly Double Feature! Jordan and Rocky discuss all the important topics like watermelon dresses, ninja assassins, double fingerings, and yet another industrial laundry that may or may not be inside of a prison. Listen as Josie Bissett goes from t...
A Face to Die For (1996)
August 17, 2021 21:13 - 1 hour - 150 MBAnd we're back with another COVID19 episode, recorded back in the spring of 2020 when we thought that maybe this pandemic was actually going to end one day! It's the 1996 Lifetime movie, "A Face to Die For," starring your favorite "Baywatch" brunette, Yasmine Bleeth. This movie is part Batman, part Count of Monte Cristo, part Pygmalion, and 100% absolutely bananas. A "horribly scarred" Yasmine Bleeth commits a crime (?), goes to jail, gets plastic surgery, and reinvents herself to becom...
Episode 14 - A Face to Die For (1996)
August 17, 2021 21:13 - 1 hour - 150 MBAnd we're back with another COVID19 episode, recorded back in the spring of 2020 when we thought that maybe this pandemic was actually going to end one day! It's the 1996 Lifetime movie, "A Face to Die For," starring your favorite "Baywatch" brunette, Yasmine Bleeth. This movie is part Batman, part Count of Monte Cristo, part Pygmalion, and 100% absolutely bananas. A "horribly scarred" Yasmine Bleeth commits a crime (?), goes to jail, gets plastic surgery, and reinvents herself to becom...
Episode 13 - Pretty Poison (1996)
August 02, 2021 13:59 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MBHey hey, thanks to COVID19 the whole crew is back together for the 1996 Lifetime movie, "Pretty Poison," starring Grant Show and Wendy Benson-Landes, who seems to think she's on an episode of the Brady Bunch and not this wildly strange and absurd movie. We talk about all the important topics like super horny hotel owners, poison factories, interesting geography, and what we assume is the greatest character name in the history of Lifetime movies. Oh, and the Chief from "Where in the World i...
Pretty Poison (1996)
August 02, 2021 13:59 - 47 minutes - 65.4 MBHey hey, thanks to COVID19 the whole crew is back together for the 1996 Lifetime movie, "Pretty Poison," starring Grant Show and Wendy Benson-Landes, who seems to think she's on an episode of the Brady Bunch and not this wildly strange and absurd movie. We talk about all the important topics like super horny hotel owners, poison factories, interesting geography, and what we assume is the greatest character name in the history of Lifetime movies. Oh, and the Chief from "Where in the World i...
Sweet Dreams (1996)
July 09, 2021 13:03 - 58 minutes - 80.1 MBWell, over four years have passed since we recorded our last episode, but due to our general laziness in getting these episodes published to the internet you won't even know we missed a beat! And all it took was a worldwide pandemic to get us back together to restart your favorite Lifetime movie podcast. Yes, we have moved on to the coronavirus portion of Time of My Lifetime and boy are you in for a treat with the 1996 Tiffani Amber Thiessen thriller (?) "Sweet Dreams," and wow is this m...
Episode 12 - Sweet Dreams (1996)
July 09, 2021 13:03 - 58 minutes - 80.1 MBWell, over four years have passed since we recorded our last episode, but due to our general laziness in getting these episodes published to the internet you won't even know we missed a beat! And all it took was a worldwide pandemic to get us back together to restart your favorite Lifetime movie podcast. Yes, we have moved on to the coronavirus portion of Time of My Lifetime and boy are you in for a treat with the 1996 Tiffani Amber Thiessen thriller (?) "Sweet Dreams," and wow is this m...
Episode 11 - Co-Ed Call Girl (1996)
June 28, 2021 13:03 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MBThe full crew is back together for the infamous 1996 Tori Spelling movie, "Co-Ed Call Girl." Watch as Tori Spelling finds her way into the mysterious and seductive world of sex work as she's out-acted by literally everyone around her (including the furniture). This movie has everything: ridiculously named bakeries, tons of strange writing and editing choices, and one of the best original songs we've heard in any Lifetime movie so far - there's just TOO MUCH SUNSHINE in California! And wha...
Co-Ed Call Girl (1996)
June 28, 2021 13:03 - 54 minutes - 74.9 MBThe full crew is back together for the infamous 1996 Tori Spelling movie, "Co-Ed Call Girl." Watch as Tori Spelling finds her way into the mysterious and seductive world of sex work as she's out-acted by literally everyone around her (including the furniture). This movie has everything: ridiculously named bakeries, tons of strange writing and editing choices, and one of the best original songs we've heard in any Lifetime movie so far - there's just TOO MUCH SUNSHINE in California! And wha...
Seduced by Madness (1996)
June 20, 2021 16:26 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBAre you ready to be Seduced...by Madness?? It's the 1996 Lifetime movie "Seduced by Madness" starring Ann Margaret and Peter Coyote. No, this is not a porno despite the names in the opening credits. Also, Toby Maguire shows up. Rocky and Jordan discuss all the important topics like slow motion car crashes, high school flunkies, living on compounds in the woods, and the most horribly thought out murder for hire in Lifetime movie existence. Hot tip: if you're going to hire someone to kill...
Episode 10 - Seduced by Madness (1996)
June 20, 2021 16:26 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBAre you ready to be Seduced...by Madness?? It's the 1996 Lifetime movie "Seduced by Madness" starring Ann Margaret and Peter Coyote. No, this is not a porno despite the names in the opening credits. Also, Toby Maguire shows up. Rocky and Jordan discuss all the important topics like slow motion car crashes, high school flunkies, living on compounds in the woods, and the most horribly thought out murder for hire in Lifetime movie existence. Hot tip: if you're going to hire someone to kill...
Episode 9 - A Woman Scorned - The Betty Broderick Story (1992)
June 13, 2021 15:55 - 44 minutes - 61.8 MBAnd we are back with the 1992 Lifetime movie, "A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story," starring Meredith Baxter. This movie is CONFUSING! Exactly how was Betty Scorned? Either there is a lot happening off screen in this one that we're supposed to assume OR this movie just makes no sense. We're going with the latter. The whole crew is here for this one although this movie was NOT Juliana's favorite. Listen as we discuss all the important topics like the popularity of Saint Patrick'...
A Woman Scorned - The Betty Broderick Story (1992)
June 13, 2021 15:55 - 44 minutes - 61.8 MBAnd we are back with the 1992 Lifetime movie, "A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story," starring Meredith Baxter. This movie is CONFUSING! Exactly how was Betty Scorned? Either there is a lot happening off screen in this one that we're supposed to assume OR this movie just makes no sense. We're going with the latter. The whole crew is here for this one although this movie was NOT Juliana's favorite. Listen as we discuss all the important topics like the popularity of Saint Patrick'...
Buried Secrets (1996)
June 07, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 116 MBAre you ready to horse around with Tiffani Amber Thiessen and bad New England accents? We sure are! It's another Juliana-less episode so you are stuck with your boys Rocky and Jordan as we discuss the 1996 Lifetime Movie, "Buried Secrets." We delve into our first supernatural movie and discuss all the important topics like the real estate market in Maine, our favorite non-human character ever, bad policies at mental institutions, and one very odd frenemy relationship with a ghost. Can so...
Episode 8 - Buried Secrets (1996)
June 07, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 116 MBAre you ready to horse around with Tiffani Amber Thiessen and bad New England accents? We sure are! It's another Juliana-less episode so you are stuck with your boys Rocky and Jordan as we discuss the 1996 Lifetime Movie, "Buried Secrets." We delve into our first supernatural movie and discuss all the important topics like the real estate market in Maine, our favorite non-human character ever, bad policies at mental institutions, and one very odd frenemy relationship with a ghost. Can so...
Episode 7 - Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? (1996)
June 01, 2021 17:42 - 1 hour - 101 MBWe're back with a classic, the 1996 Lifetime thriller (?) "Mother May I Sleep With Danger," starring one of our favorites, Tori Spelling. How had none of us seen this before? We don't know what's going on with the writing, the editing, the acting, and especially the decision making of our main character in this movie. We talk about all the important topics like the Mandela Effect in the form of the BerenSTAIN bears, elevator sex, supermoms, and Tori Spelling's complete inability to row a...
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? (1996)
June 01, 2021 17:42 - 1 hour - 101 MBWe're back with a classic, the 1996 Lifetime thriller (?) "Mother May I Sleep With Danger," starring one of our favorites, Tori Spelling. How had none of us seen this before? We don't know what's going on with the writing, the editing, the acting, and especially the decision making of our main character in this movie. We talk about all the important topics like the Mandela Effect in the form of the BerenSTAIN bears, elevator sex, supermoms, and Tori Spelling's complete inability to row a...
A Dangerous Affair (1995)
May 21, 2021 14:25 - 58 minutes - 80.6 MBSorry to break the bad news but it looks like it's another Juliana-less episode as Rocky and Jordan watch the 1995 Lifetime movie "A Dangerous Affair" starring Connie Sellecca and a young Detective Stabler AKA Christopher Meloni (sporting real, actual hair). For a Lifetime movie, it's unbelievably anti-woman and...problematic. Even for 1995. We discuss all the important topics like how to blow real estate commission checks on a single date, ping pong dugouts, actively bad psychiatrists,...
Episode 6 - A Dangerous Affair (1995)
May 21, 2021 14:25 - 58 minutes - 80.6 MBSorry to break the bad news but it looks like it's another Juliana-less episode as Rocky and Jordan watch the 1995 Lifetime movie "A Dangerous Affair" starring Connie Sellecca and a young Detective Stabler AKA Christopher Meloni (sporting real, actual hair). For a Lifetime movie, it's unbelievably anti-woman and...problematic. Even for 1995. We discuss all the important topics like how to blow real estate commission checks on a single date, ping pong dugouts, actively bad psychiatrists,...
Episode 5 - Dying to Belong (1997)
May 16, 2021 15:21 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBDAMN, I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER! We're back in full-force as Juliana returns with the guys to discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Dying to Belong." This movie has everything: blue-haired roommates, some amazing original music, one absolutely bonkers hairstyle on the dean of students, and a certain scene that everyone our age remembers even if they've never seen the movie (spoiler: it involves fat shaming and magic markers). Oh, and don't even get Juliana started on pranks! "Dying to Belong" ...
Dying to Belong (1997)
May 16, 2021 15:21 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBDAMN, I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER! We're back in full-force as Juliana returns with the guys to discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Dying to Belong." This movie has everything: blue-haired roommates, some amazing original music, one absolutely bonkers hairstyle on the dean of students, and a certain scene that everyone our age remembers even if they've never seen the movie (spoiler: it involves fat shaming and magic markers). Oh, and don't even get Juliana started on pranks! "Dying to Belong" ...
Friends Til The End (1997)
May 10, 2021 15:45 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MBCan anybody hear me? Yes, unfortunately Shannon Doherty, we can hear you loud and clear, please stop singing. Please. Stop. Singing. Rocky, Jordan and Juliana discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie/Single White Female rip-off, "Friends til the End." We discuss all the important topics like finding friends when you're a senior in college, Shannon Doherty's actual on-screen singing, and what the hell is Dead Pink? And can someone please explain why a ghost shows up at the end of this? You can...
Episode 4 - Friends Til The End (1997)
May 10, 2021 15:45 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MBCan anybody hear me? Yes, unfortunately Shannon Doherty, we can hear you loud and clear, please stop singing. Please. Stop. Singing. Rocky, Jordan and Juliana discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie/Single White Female rip-off, "Friends til the End." We discuss all the important topics like finding friends when you're a senior in college, Shannon Doherty's actual on-screen singing, and what the hell is Dead Pink? And can someone please explain why a ghost shows up at the end of this? You can...
Episode 3 - Praying Mantis (1993)
May 01, 2021 19:27 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBOh, she's like a praying mantis! Juliana is off this week so Jordan and Rocky have a dude night in and discuss the 1993 Lifetime movie, "Praying Mantis," starring Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman herself, Jane Seymour. We discuss all the important topics like wigs, live-in housekeepers, wigs, life before cell phones, wigs, inappropriate behavior from restaurant staff, wigs, as well as the single greatest pratfall in Lifetime movie history. Seriously, stop what you're doing, find this movie on You...
Praying Mantis (1993)
May 01, 2021 19:27 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBOh, she's like a praying mantis! Juliana is off this week so Jordan and Rocky have a dude night in and discuss the 1993 Lifetime movie, "Praying Mantis," starring Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman herself, Jane Seymour. We discuss all the important topics like wigs, live-in housekeepers, wigs, life before cell phones, wigs, inappropriate behavior from restaurant staff, wigs, as well as the single greatest pratfall in Lifetime movie history. Seriously, stop what you're doing, find this movie on You...
Mother Knows Best (1997)
April 24, 2021 16:19 - 1 hour - 131 MBJoanna Kerns truly is the mother in law from Hell. Juliana, Jordan, and Rocky discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Mother Knows Best," starring the incomparable Joanna Kerns in what should have been an award winning performance. Actually, in this movie she does win an award! We discuss all the important topics like what kinds of cheeses we've heard of, how great are puppy proposals, and as usual, the complete and total incompetency of law enforcement in Lifetime movies. Why use live ammunit...
Episode 2 - Mother Knows Best (1997)
April 24, 2021 16:19 - 1 hour - 131 MBJoanna Kerns truly is the mother in law from Hell. Juliana, Jordan, and Rocky discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Mother Knows Best," starring the incomparable Joanna Kerns in what should have been an award winning performance. Actually, in this movie she does win an award! We discuss all the important topics like what kinds of cheeses we've heard of, how great are puppy proposals, and as usual, the complete and total incompetency of law enforcement in Lifetime movies. Why use live ammunit...
Episode 1 - Lies He Told (1997)
April 18, 2021 01:01 - 46 minutes - 64.2 MBJuliana, Jordan, and Rocky discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Lies he Told," starring Gary Cole in his pre Bill Lumbergh days. We discuss the important topics like what we would have in our go bags, how easy it was to flip houses in the mid 90's, the apparent complete ineptitude of the United States military, and the naivete of one family. Robbing banks dressed like Swamp Thing? Sure, this movie has everything! And this is based on a true story? But how? Episode originally recorded some...
Lies He Told (1997)
April 18, 2021 01:01 - 46 minutes - 64.2 MBJuliana, Jordan, and Rocky discuss the 1997 Lifetime movie, "Lies he Told," starring Gary Cole in his pre Bill Lumbergh days. We discuss the important topics like what we would have in our go bags, how easy it was to flip houses in the mid 90's, the apparent complete ineptitude of the United States military, and the naivete of one family. Robbing banks dressed like Swamp Thing? Sure, this movie has everything! And this is based on a true story? But how? Episode originally recorded some...
Episode 0 - Welcome to the OG Lifetime Movie Podcast (Now available beyond Youtube!)
April 18, 2021 00:51 - 8 minutes - 12.3 MBOh hi, it's the long awaited episode 0! It's only taken eight whole years to get this published up to a real network and not just on Youtube and our Dropbox! Get ready for Time of My Lifetime, it's episode 0! This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm