Okay, last week was all about checklists. This week was about TESTS. And all the ways these people are apparently continually testing one another. A lot of these tests seem like set-ups to fail, but that's just our opinion. Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 10 brought us dramarama and last week's power rankings first place couple to plummet to the bottom! Jose has been so busy testing his wife against his perfect wife ranking system he didn't realize he completely failed the RED FLAG ASSHOLE ALERT test!! Or he passed, depending on how you look at it. Jose refuses to own up to the fact that his behavior was outrageous, and Zack feels like an f-boy at this point with an absolute inability to own his part in his own relationship. Will Brett be able to come back from hearing that she doesn't give Ryan butterflies? Where is the footage of the tantric sex teacher's ballsac? Why did the producers decide we needed to watch Bao and Johnny's ENTIRE sex game activity? All of these things and more on today's ep! 


 


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Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress