Til Death Do Us Recap
101 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 102 ratingsBritt and Tim are your best married-couple friends. They‘re here to keep it real but also cackle a lot and make sure everyone is having a good time as they recap your favorite reality TV shows. For now, they have Married at First Sight Season 16 on the mind.
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Married at First Sight Season 16 REUNION RECAP
July 02, 2023 18:30 - 56 minutes - 78.2 MBHey Til Death Do Us Recappers ~ we have returned for one final episode recapping MAFS NASHVILLE, and we're covering Reunion Part 1 and 2! Surprise surprise, things were a bit anticlimactic and overwrought. We still have plenty to talk about, though. Jasmine came with the right energy, and we were here for it. Nicole and Chris are living happily ever after. Dominique was on our screens for way too long. And the MIXED MESSAGES Award goes to SHAQUILLE. He regrets his choice which was made for a...
Married at First Sight S. 16 e. 23 - SEASON FINALE SHMINALE
June 10, 2023 17:57 - 39 minutes - 53.6 MBAmazing how less climactic a season finale hits when the audience has been ready for it for a whole month. *SIDE EYE* Look, as predicted, Married at First Sight Nashville Season Finale (episode 23) was a lot of produced nonsense, with a side of audacity and absurdity. Why are the two people who lasted 11 days suddenly main characters on our televisions? Why does Shaquille feel entitled to Kirsten's friendship and vulnerability when he just asked her for a divorce on national television? Why ...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.21&22- FLUFFY & FUNNY & FRIVOLOUS
June 03, 2023 03:17 - 54 minutes - 75 MBOy, friends, where to begin with Married at First Sight Nashville episode 21 & 22? We laugh a whole lot in this week's episode but... what are we REALLY covering? Because aside from Shaq dumping Kirsten, and Jasmine getting her groove back, everything feels like highly produced, frivolous, fluff! That said, there are plenty of golden moments to dissect and WTFs to scream - be it Dominyque eating AT everyone at the group dinner, Clint describing his recent release as a NASA launch, Gina & Mac...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.20 - DECISION DAY PART 1
May 20, 2023 01:05 - 39 minutes - 54.8 MBCan you believe we're here? Can you also believe that there are somehow 6 more episodes of this season? We can't either. First things first, we have to apologize for the sound issues this week. Tim's mic was in and out so hopefully that isn't too distracting for you. We finally have some decisions, folks! Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 20 gave us final decisions on 3/4 of our couples, and although there weren't many surprises per se', we still have PLENTY to dissect and LOL about. ...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.19 - Stop Blowing Smoke (Up Their Asses & Ours)
May 14, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 93.5 MBWE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT! We made it through what was often a slog of a season and Decision Day is finally upon us. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 19 brought us last ditch efforts that felt like too little too late for most. Mack is still scheming and dreaming of a future with Gina and thinks he's fooling us. A kayak ride and some words aren't gonna save Airris and Jasmine no matter what the experts try and convince us. Shaquille is still ruminating on grievances from the week b...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.18 - Unearned Gooch Feathers
May 07, 2023 04:04 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBHoly Moly, people. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 18 brought us some audacity of the highest order. We're not sure what made us roll our eyes more: Mack pretending he cares about Clint when he really is just trying to snag Clint’s wife, Shaq acting baffled by Kirsten needing more connection after seeing that overhead cam footage, or Pastor Cal & Dr. Pep acting shocked that Gina and Clint could be saved by watching a movie. Also, remind us when Airris earned that pole dance? We are ...
MAFS S.16 e.17 - Timber Sports and Convos on Repeat
April 29, 2023 21:54 - 34 minutes - 46.8 MBOkay ya'll, this week we are keeping it short and sweet and to the point. Let's be honest, the best things to come out of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 17, were the LOLs over cringey moments like the saloon/wench role play, Clint on the verge of hurling, and a Dinosaur-dress-up pressure campaign. Outside of Airris' shock at missing someone, and Clint's bombshell about "off-camera Gina" vs. "on-camera Gina" on Afterparty, we didn't get a whole lot of new info! We're in the 9th inni...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.16 - Retreat or Re-tread?
April 22, 2023 22:07 - 55 minutes - 76.3 MBWe are only 9 days from Decision Day, friends, and this Couple's Retreat was a welcome way to break up the monotony. And even so, not a whole lot HAPPENED in Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 16. We're used to couples in the throws of big tensions and potential fights by now, and instead we've got more matter of fact discussion of the same problems they've all been talking about for most of the season. Our biggest shocker was Airris being crowned king. Our biggest question marks at th...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.15 - Emergency Therapy Week
April 15, 2023 00:10 - 54 minutes - 75 MBHey there! We took a week off and let's be honest... we didn't miss a whole lot. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 14 AND 15 reminded us of one thing - most of these couples are just too.far.gone. All the emergency therapy sessions in the world won't save these couples from themselves 12 days before Decision Day, and it's honestly getting hard to watch! Kirsten and Shaquille can't properly communicate with each other ... but at least they're having sex? Airris keeps screwing the pooch...
Married at First Sight S.16 e. 13 - Stuck in Second Gear
March 31, 2023 22:13 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBOkay friends, this week's assignment on Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 13, was for the couples to dig deeper. To talk about childhood and reflect on how it makes them who they are today, as individuals, and in relationship. The thing is, we're worried the dynamics are stuck in second gear for... most of these couples. And a letter to your childhood self is just not gonna cut it here. Kirsten has Shaq on a see-saw, and the expectations are getting to be too much to keep up with. Air...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.12 - Too Little Crust Too Late?
March 28, 2023 00:25 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBHey folks, better late than never, right? Think of our recap this week as the perfectly timed refresher before we head into episode 13 of Married at First Sight, Season 16. Right out of the gate, we address the controversy over Crust as a metaphor for love. Leave it to a pizza savant to throw us for a loop as we realize maybe too many of us have been imagining the crust of a sourdough boule', when really we should have been visualizing a piece of pizza. Did the couples go as deep as this epi...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.11 - WHERE IS THE CRUST?
March 18, 2023 14:44 - 1 hour - 103 MBOkay people, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 11 was Montheversary week. And we're not feeling so hopeful for anyone other than Chris and Nicole. Kirsten keeps moving the goalpost for what Shaq needs to do so that SHE can open up, and is taking little to no responsibility. Shaquille is getting tired of it and we are too. Surprise surprise, Airris had no contribution of value to his depressing montheversary date OR the group dinner. We started feeling hopeful for Clint and Gina only t...
Married at First Sight S. 16 e. 10 - Never Have We Ever
March 11, 2023 23:12 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBOn Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 10 this past week, our couples are in week 3 of their marriages and trying to go deeper. Well, some of them are. Airris gives Jasmine a mediocre care taking grade after she MADE HIM SOUP FROM SCRATCH, and decides the deepest he wants to go is finding out if Jasmine has had orgies or cheated on people like him... all while PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER COMPLETELY INCORRECTLY. AND shaming her. Chris puts a big foot in his mouth and Nicole is anxiously aw...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.9 - Housewarmings & Cold Shoulders
March 03, 2023 23:56 - 1 hour - 103 MBWe are officially in the thick of it, folks. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 9 brought some closer together, and some so far apart they've left the building. BUT FIRST, it must be said, we have had our SECOND MAFS Season 16 cast member slide into our DMs to share that they are pod listeners, AND expound a little on their perspective from past episodes. Listen here to find out who ;) We have a divorce. We have housewarming parties. We have a group meet up. Some bonds are growing stro...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.8 - The Defiant Ones
February 25, 2023 20:07 - 1 hour - 98.2 MBOkay folks, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 8 brought with it plenty of drama for us to dissect. Our cast is back home and the fantasy bubbles have popped. We were surprised to see how many of them were willing to defy the basic stucture and requirements of this social experiment. It's looking like two couples will not be moving in together at all, and one couple is already making future plans to live separately after the experiment. WTF is going on?! All of this and so much more. L...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.7 - Exude and Exonerate
February 18, 2023 03:47 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBMarried at First Sight Season 16 episode 7 wrapped up honeymoon time and takes us right into move-ins. Ginger-Gate shockingly resolves itself, and our biggest stressors are where Chris & Nicole's dogs will go, Mack and Dom's continual misunderstandings, and Airris being... Airris. Afterparty can not be slept on, as there's always at least one big nugget reveal. This week did not disappoint, and it appears Jasmine and Airris are up against much more than the episode let on. #InstagramDrama #A...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.6 - Bald Heads, Bad Jokes, & Back Breaks
February 11, 2023 01:28 - 1 hour - 105 MBMarried at First Sight Season 16 episode 6 kicked it all up a notch this week!!! The group is coming together and things are getting more chaotic. If we have to hear the phrase back-break around sexual intercourse again, we're leaving. Where does Airris get off thinking he is a 12 for anyone right now? Same thoughts go for Cantankerous Clint. Mack and Dom seem doomed, Shaquille probably doesn't stand a chance with NFK (No Fun Kirsten) since she keeps moving the goal post, and the phrase "I s...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.5- #STOPBACONSHAMING
February 04, 2023 18:35 - 1 hour - 111 MBOkay friends, we are finally in the juicy zone this week with Married at First Sight, Season 16 episode 5. These couples are thrust right into focused, quality one-on-one time and the results are.... mixed. Airris seems to be treating the experience like he's still just trying to pick someone up at the bar. And he can't stop BACON SHAMING Jasmine or asking to be fed. We're over it. Clint and Gina are awk and Gina might have sped up their demise with her attraction comments. Mackinley thinks ...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.4 - More Questions Than Answers
January 28, 2023 03:12 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBFriends, we have made it. This week of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 4 was our final step in the long ass journey we have been on to get to what we like to call... THE REAL JUICY STUFF (aka honeymoons, moving in, when the real shit goes down). We finish wedding night, witness everyone's morning glow, and watch everyone get varying levels of grilled by their new spouse's family. What in the hell happens between this day of Clint and Gina absolutely gushing over each other, and the ...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.3 - A Little Bit of Whiplash
January 20, 2023 22:59 - 1 hour - 90 MBOkay folks, we are back this week BURSTING with opinions about our latest episode of Married at First Sight Season 16. We were downloading information left and right this week, between things our cast members said about themselves, things they didn't, things their friends and family said about them, etc etc! We almost let ourselves get worried and sympathetic towards Airris and his animal shelter future, and then he went and said "Get on your knees." Clint thought he said something cute when...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.2 - Necessary Fluff
January 14, 2023 22:45 - 46 minutes - 64 MBThis week on Married at First Sight, we've made it to wedding day in some capacity for all but one of our couples. Shaquille is a certified catch and Kirsten can't seem to appreciate it. Gina is a certified SlayBae and Clint seems too in love with himself to be deserving of her. Airris is a SELF PROFESSED "reformed player", but his family's reaction to him getting married are telling us otherwise. Poor Jasmine. We're sensing some big imbalances in these matches. It's looking like the entire ...
Married at First Sight S.16 e.1 - Regattas and Old Souls
January 07, 2023 21:02 - 1 hour - 84.6 MBWe're baaaaack and we're so excited for a new, sure-to-be-chaotic season of Married at First Sight! Married at First Sight Season 16, episode 1, hits us with our 5 new Nashville couples, and surprise surprise, Britt & Tim have a plethora of thoughts. It goes without saying, but Nicole & Chris are our Season 16 beacons of light, and we will accept nothing less than success from them. The end. Kyrsten's expectation scroll is specific, long, and OUT for her to reference at all times. Will she b...
Married at First Sight S. 15 e. 6 - Summer Camp Intensity
August 13, 2022 21:42 - 1 hour - 156 MBOh me oh my oh Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 6 brought us the final days of the honeymoon, and the days were CHAULK FULL of summer camp intensity. We got tears, we got betrayal, we got unsolicited opinions that could have far reaching implications!! Mitch the Bitch got to take a breather while the spotlight moved to Binh's judgey checklist and Morgan's strong and absolutist reactions. We're really not sure about this couple and if they have what it takes. Jury is still out if Nate...
Married at First Sight S.15 e. 5 - So Much Boner Tawk!
August 07, 2022 21:03 - 1 hour - 119 MBOk friends, Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 5 did not disappoint, even if a lot of the guys did. We are officially underway ~ already getting into some drama, some disagreements, and some bizarre behavior. These guys (minus Mitch) are horny, and never have we ever had to hear about so many boners in a season before. This week the award goes to Miguel. But all of these guys are very concerned about when the marriages will be consummated by day 3 & 4, and we think they all need to chi...
Married at First Sight S.15 e. 3 & 4- LET’S GO
July 30, 2022 15:54 - 1 hour - 134 MBHoly smokes friends ~ This week we are recapping Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 3 AND 4, and there is no shortage of things to discuss! Everyone has gotten married (praise), and most of our couples are now in Mexico. We talk weird first impression dynamics, Mitch the Bitch and all of his terrible social choices so far, overbearing siblings who would freak anyone out, and our opinions on sharing about your boner in real time with all who are around. THE AUDACITY of some of these peo...
Married at First Sight S.15 e.2 - Mitch the Bitch & More Weddings!
July 15, 2022 22:37 - 55 minutes - 76 MBMarried at First Sight Season 15 episode 2 brought us more first impressions ~ the good, the bad, and the ugly! Will Nate live up to Stacia's checklist? Better yet, will he live up to his OWN hype? Moreover, has anyone ever been more creeped out by a family letter to the new spouse than when we learned Nate is a freak in the sheets? We have to wonder about Miguel's choice in suit as well as his choice to share the Dungeons & Dragons of it all so soon, but Lindy seems to be taking it all in s...
Married at First Sight S.15 e.1 - FIRST IMPRESSIONS
July 10, 2022 00:56 - 1 hour - 136 MBWE'RE BACK! & Holy smokes do we start with a bang. We start with breaking Steve&Noi-from-Season14-NEWS. Then we talk about our gorgina friend who got featured in the Matchmaking episode and ALMOST made it onto MAFS SD, who shared some little tidbits about the audition/application process with us. & Finally, the MAIN course, we dig right into our MAFS San Diego contestants and all of our first impressions! & DAMN do some people make better first impressions than others. If you self proclaim t...
Married at First Sight S14 e.20 -THE APOLOGY TOUR
June 03, 2022 23:00 - 53 minutes - 73 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 20 brought us "Where were they in March?" And let's be honest... it was weak sauce. A lot of it felt like A. Groundhog Day B. An Apology/PR tour C. An Alyssa special. All of which felt like a SNOOZE fest. But hey - Ask us our opinions on a snooze fest, and we're still going to have plenty to say! They eeked out another retreat for us, we got our first ever MAFS Divorce paper-signing, and Noi finally understands that 3 children is a lot of responsi...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.19 - Reunion Part 2
May 28, 2022 21:16 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 19 Reunion part was.... frustrating. Why did Alyssa get to become a main character of the show? Why is everyone trying to convince us that Katina & Olajuwon are the Couple of the Year? Why were there no cameras on the damn roof where apparently all the most important conversations happened? SO MANY PREGUNTARS. The silver lining was a fiery and confrontational Dr. Viv, Mark getting to speak his truth, and remembering that Steve indeed has a flaw and th...
Married at First Sight S.14 e. 18 - Reunion Part 1 / Loss of Pet & Home
May 22, 2022 23:28 - 1 hour - 84 MBWowowow. In some ways, we didn't get many surprises in this week's Married at First Sight Boston, Reunion Part 1 ep. But in other ways, we were surprised, by how many people DOUBLED DOWN completely on their behavior throughout the season. Which only made the moments of humility stand out more. Between Alyssa and Lindsey we had PLENTY to screech about. Let's talk about it. Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Contribute to the Pod here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.17 - Decision Day Dish!
May 14, 2022 00:53 - 1 hour - 88 MBIt only took us 17 weeks to get here, but Houston we have FOUR OUT OF FIVE (really four) COUPLES STAYING TOGETHER. We were shocked, gobsmacked, and confuzzled. Which is always a good sign of good reality tv. Some people came in ready to bare their hearts and souls, some came in ready to make sure we all knew why they COULD HAVE said no.... but didn't. LOL. Let's be real, we know we won't get the *realness* until these reunions get under way, but it doesn't mean there isn't still plenty to di...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.16- Dehydrated
May 01, 2022 21:37 - 1 hour - 105 MBLook, Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 16 didn't bring us much new, but we couldn't let it just pass us by. Watching everyone's 11th hour strategies/moves/thoughts/desires is telling, even if it's just telling us more of the same. Dehydration was a theme of this episode - dehydrated relationship bonds, muscles, and a first for us on reality television - SPERM. Sit back and listen to Tim & Britt screech and process their final thoughts on these couples before Decision Day. and YES - t...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.15 - Past Lives & The Patterns They Start
April 22, 2022 23:53 - 1 hour - 92 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 15 brought everyone back to their origins, and helped us all see a little more clearly why these people behave the way they do. Olajuwon is tough on Katina because he was raised tough, Lindsey shuts down at the sniff of rejection because she was rejected a lot as a chid, Jasmina is ultra guarded because she had to be as a child... the list goes on. There were touching moments, and then a lot more of the same from everyone. We're still hopelessly hopef...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.14 - A Very Flammable Retreat!
April 15, 2022 20:42 - 1 hour - 136 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 14 mixed kerosene and booze and DAMN was it flammable for some of our couples! Steve and Noi spend most of the weekend in tension over instagram stories, and Lindsey manages to drag all parties into her chaos by game night. We have fights, tears, someone eating shit, someone vomiting out a car door and ending up hooked up to an IV. It's no surprise that most of these scenarios include Lindsey. Jasmina & Michael are the only real winning couple of the ...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.13 - A Bucket of B.S.
April 08, 2022 23:26 - 1 hour - 131 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 13 only covered two days time, but DAMN we have a lot to unpack! These couples are finally getting individual, focused feedback from the experts, and ohhhh em gee does it bring up a whole bucket of B.S. from the cast members who aren't ready for self evaluation! Katina looks worn down and barely speaks up for herself. Olajuwon goes from telling Katina how she can't cook or grocery shop, to flipping out on Dr. Pep at the mere suggestion that he belittl...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.12 - A Swamp of Confusion
April 02, 2022 02:18 - 1 hour - 120 MBWe are BACK with a new episode recapping Married at First Sight, Season 14 episode 12, and we are pretty much drowning in a swamp of confusion. When and how did Olajuwon and Katina make up? Why does he have a neck tattoo in half of these shots? Why is Katina the only one required to romantically gesture? It's about as confusing as Steve still not showing anything concrete to Noi so that she can stop hounding him about not having a job. Or as confusing as her sudden plan to NOT move in with h...
Married at First Sight S.14 e. 11 - Montheversaries
March 18, 2022 23:40 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 11 brings us lots of high highs and a low for the books. Every single dude except Olajuwon bends over backwards to show their partners they've been paying attention to detail and care a whole lot. We may have gotten misty-eyed a couple of times. HOWEVER, did Olajuwon miss the memo that husbands do indeed ALSO have to try and shower their partners with care? Or that publicly humiliating your wife or screaming over her is not the best route to understan...
Married at First Sight S. 14 e. 10- So Many Body Shots
March 12, 2022 02:16 - 1 hour - 133 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 10 brought us intimacy week, folks, and it did NOT disappoint!! We had visits from Dr. Viv, juicy questions that led to many an explosive disagreement, and a sex basket for everyone. You get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! Anyways, there are high highs and low lows for everyone. Olajuwon is staying committed to his archaic ideas of what makes a woman and a wife, Jasmina is accusing Michael of all things she actively d...
Married at First Sight S14 e9- Taskmaster O No!
March 04, 2022 05:04 - 1 hour - 110 MBMarried at First Sight Sight Season 14 episode 9 was another week of our couples free falling with no expert intervention, and BOY did we get some drama!! Most importantly, Olajuwon has lost his damn mind and thinks he signed up for King at First Sight. We are getting MAJOR burning red flags waving all around him and are close to telling Katina to run for the hills. Between O being an emotionally abusive coach, Lindsey expecting an apology from Mark over BowlingGate, and Jasmina's definition...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.8 - Noodlegate
February 26, 2022 02:19 - 1 hour - 113 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 8 threw up some curveballs and now we're most concerned about one of the couples we naively assumed we'd never have to worry about! Steve & Noi are on the rocks, and in the case of NoodleGate, we're Team Steve. That's not all we have to lament about, though. Lindsay can't keep her shit together and everyone is over it, MTS most of all. We can't quite suss out if Katina is really being herself yet, and ALYSSA. Alyssa is still out here telling lies like...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.7 - A Speck of Hope
February 19, 2022 03:52 - 1 hour - 135 MBBecause of Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 7, we finally get to talk about so much more than YOU KNOW WHO. But it's not QUITE a relief because it means every couple has some things to be nervous about. What should we cover first? MTS's bed bug infested apartment, word "art" decals, or that Lindsey makes him feel like HE'S NOT LIVING IN HIS OWN SKIN? How about Steve's pride in his led tube light-lined ceilings? Or that his freelance dreams make Noi cry? Don't worry, we have some spec...
Married at First Sight S.14 e. 6 - ”I’m a Nice Person!”
February 12, 2022 00:39 - 1 hour - 125 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 6 was one for the books, friends. How could we count the times Alyssa made us simultaneously speechless and want to scream?! We're watching a #MAFS villain of the ilk we've never seen before - a commitment and paranoid obsession with making it known that she is indeed a good person, regardless of the fact that she continues to act like a terrible person. As the song goes, "Nothing compares to you," and the truth is most of this episode focuses on Alys...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.5 - A Whole P**p Picnic
February 07, 2022 03:29 - 1 hour - 124 MBWe finally get our first full honeymoon episode in Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 5 and OH EM GEE ya'll it blew up our brains with the amount of drama that unfolded! Where do we even begin? Alyssa claiming to be literally the nicest person ever to literally everyone? Olajuwon revealing to his wife that he had slept with a mother and daughter in the same family in front of an entire boat of people? Or her acting like she didn't mind? Perhaps we should start with Lindsey making every...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.4 -Stop Co-opting Good Words, Alyssa!
January 29, 2022 04:27 - 1 hour - 101 MBMarried at First Sight Season 14 episode 4 was chalk full of new insights and plenty more drama. Alyssa co-opts all of the good therapeutic language that has made our society a better place, and turns into meaningless victim mentality mush. We are PISSED. She pulls out the tears and says "uncomfortable" and "disrespect" a lot, and yet all we're still hearing is "Chris isn't hot enough for me so I refuse to try." And scene. Believe it or not, there's still plenty more to talk about. Lindsey t...
Married at First Sight S.14 e. 2&3- Abercrombie Tears
January 23, 2022 18:01 - 1 hour - 120 MBWe took a week off and we are back at you with a recap of Married at First Sight Season 14, Episode 2 AND 3, aka ALL OF THE WEDDINGS! Where do we even begin? Sure, Alyssa cried reading Chris's beautiful letter, but that was only when she was envisioning an Abercrombie model writing it. Whatever the opposite of love at first sight is? That's how Alyssa feels about Chris. His life vocation of frisbee golf and his friend's insight into his behavior just make everything worse. It's hard to have ...
Married at First Sight S.14 e.1 - OMG REALLY EXPERTS?
January 08, 2022 22:46 - 1 hour - 103 MBIt's a New Year and a New season of Married at First Sight is upon us! Season 14 in Boston has begun and oh boy, what a season we have ahead of us. We've got someone who repeatedly refers to themself as MTS paired with the basket case of bubbles and penis jokes. It's hard not to feel like the experts did a lot of "Oh, you think that's the number one thing you don't want? Let's try it anyways!" Between Katina and her severe cheater ex past being paired w/ the self-professed "new and improved"...
Married at First Sight Season 13 FINAL EP- VILLAINS UNITE
November 28, 2021 23:24 - 1 hour - 121 MBWe are finishing out the year and the Married at First Sight Season 13 with a bang and a DOUBLE EP RECAP. We got ourselves Reunion Part 2, which felt much more revealing than part 1, and THEN these producers surprised us with a Where Are They Now episode which included a CAST GETAWAY. Who knew?! LOL. Johnny continues to make his case for his right-ness by being a giggling mean girl with Myrla, making a joke at Gil's expense, and calling up Sarah McAss (Bao's ex-best friend of TWENTY years) o...
Married at First Sight S.13 e. 18- REUNION PART 1
November 20, 2021 21:20 - 1 hour - 101 MBHoly Moly, folks, we got ourselves the juicy Reunion Part 1 we've been waiting for, and it feels fitting that it's also our 50th Til Death Do Us Recap episode! WHERE do we begin?! Gyrla is no more, and we are devastated along with Gil while Myrla's unfeeling ass appears totally and completely unbothered. Was she performing the whole way through? Did she get last minute cold feet when she realized real life was on the horizon? Are her and Johnny an item?! Turns out Brett isn't as innocent as ...
Married at First Sight S.13 e. 17 - No Regrets
November 13, 2021 21:09 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBIt's Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 17, folks, and we MADE IT TO D-DAY! Decision Day is upon us, which always leaves room for last minute wildcards, tears, and a healthy dose of bullshitting. This season was no exception. Say what you will about the experts' presence (or lack thereof) this season, but they were not going to beat around any bushes today. Dr. Pepper especially came for the jugular when necessary, and with that we forgive her for being absent 80% of the season. Zack t...
Married at First Sight S.13 e. 16 - Blame Pie
November 08, 2021 02:12 - 1 hour - 102 MBMarried at First Sight Season 13 episode 16 was our last before Decision Day ~ we rant and we RAVE today ya'll! We are feeling a type of way about Gil's judgement of Myrla, about Ryan's fake nice guy routine, about Johnny being Johnny, and about Zack playing Michaela. That doesn't mean we find these ladies blameless though. We want Myrla to speak up more, Bao to stop believing so hard in Johnny's potential, and Michaela to stop oversimplifying the magnitude of her blow-up incidents. As for J...