Just in time for spoopy- er, I mean, spooky season, this week's guest is... Nobody! OoooOOOoooOO! Scary!


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Field Notes

"What're ya workin' on? Where can our listeners find you? Who're yer guyyyyys?" None of that on this episode. Back to basics. The days of training academy...


Anywho. We have a show to do.


Babe, wake up! James Earl Jones hangs up his Darth Vader cape and helmet, or rather he already did some time ago and he's been given immortality by a Ukrainian speech program created during wartimes. Crazy stuff, huh? Well it's all true, and you can hear us talk about it.


Lizzo played a flute and people got mad. She should have played the Song of Time and dropped one of those giant blue monoliths on them. You know the ones. Right.


The Try Guys fire one of their own this week. Also, we learn who the Try Guys are this week.


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