This week... nothing much happened. Sure there were some minor spring training transactions and some exhibition games, but the big news was off the diamond. The big news was COCAINE BEAR, the upcoming film soon to win all the Oscars directed by Elizabeth Banks and produced by Lord and Miller. This film will take us where we've never been before, into the wild mind of a bear who ate 75 pounds of pure 80s coke. We only know the title of this based on a true story movie and it's already the best movie of all time.


We promise there will actually be baseball next week. Maybe.


Simpsonrama episodes of the Week: Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Ben), Trash of the Titans (Jacob)