This Is Gonna Hurt - A Fifth Edition Dungeons and Dragons Podcast artwork

This Is Gonna Hurt - A Fifth Edition Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

233 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 97 ratings

We are a 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. We are a bunch of longtime 3.5 players so join us as we delve into 5e for the first time!

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Episodes

Season 4; 4.9 - The Last One

May 16, 2021 22:03 - 59 minutes - 136 MB

Season 4; 4.8

May 09, 2021 22:01 - 25 minutes - 58.3 MB

Season 4; 4.7

May 02, 2021 22:03 - 38 minutes - 88.7 MB

Season 4; 4.6

April 25, 2021 22:00 - 43 minutes - 101 MB

Season 4; 4.5

April 18, 2021 22:00 - 39 minutes - 89.5 MB

Season 4; 4.4

April 11, 2021 22:00 - 38 minutes - 87.2 MB

Season 4; 4.3

April 04, 2021 22:00 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

Season 4; 4.2

March 28, 2021 22:00 - 48 minutes - 110 MB

Season 4; 4.1

March 21, 2021 22:00 - 46 minutes - 107 MB

This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 5

March 14, 2021 22:00 - 30 minutes - 69.7 MB

This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 4

March 08, 2021 13:00 - 38 minutes - 88.5 MB

This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 3

February 28, 2021 23:00 - 36 minutes - 82.8 MB

This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 2

February 21, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 143 MB

This Is Gonna Holiday Finale Episode 1

February 07, 2021 23:00 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

Season 4; 3.5

January 31, 2021 23:00 - 28 minutes - 65.5 MB

Season 4; 3.4:

January 05, 2021 13:20 - 57 minutes - 132 MB

Season 4; 3.3:

December 27, 2020 23:00 - 53 minutes - 121 MB

Season 4, 3.2:

December 20, 2020 23:01 - 42 minutes - 98 MB

Season 4; 2.7:

December 13, 2020 23:00 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

Season 4; 3.1:

December 13, 2020 23:00 - 44 minutes - 102 MB

Season 4; 2.6: Taking Back the Crown

December 08, 2020 01:04 - 55 minutes - 127 MB

Our heroes united, it's time to kick booty. But you knew they’d survive, that’s why you were rooting. The moment is here, can the elves take it home, or will they fade into the unknown. As this elven epilogue draws to a close, tune in next time as the time goes and goes. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 4 , 2.5: Magical Windows?!

November 29, 2020 23:00 - 38 minutes - 88.6 MB

The time has now come, for sweet sweet revenge, but the Usurper’s been waiting so let’s see how this ends. He’s got traps, he’s got tricks that await our team, some things the player’s have never yet seen. The Splooshers are separated and must fend for themselves, to head back to the throne room to murder some elves. Hang on Lorth as your friends do battle, hopefully they’ll make it back and some heads you can rattle! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonn...

Season 4, 2.4: Aim Small, Miss Small

November 22, 2020 23:00 - 42 minutes - 97.6 MB

Elven brethren so close to revenge, up and down staircases around every bend. More trials await but they move through the night, a throne room is waiting and they must make it right. For too many years has the Usurper held the throne, but unlucky for him Lorth’s not alone. His brother and guildmates are with him till death, so tune in for this episode to see what comes next! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd htt...

Season 4; 2.3: Lead me, Follow me, or Get the H*** Out of my Way

November 15, 2020 23:00 - 49 minutes - 114 MB

Recruited by elfkin, and off with a flash, the Splooshers sploosh onward, there are skulls to be bashed. An army is waiting, for the time has arrived, to win back a homeland, yet all may not survive. What plan is awaiting, for victory's chance? Tune in this week and you might catch a glance. As our story moves forward, the battle cry sung, let it be known... the revolution has begun! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahur...

Season 4; 2.2: Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.

November 08, 2020 23:00 - 44 minutes - 103 MB

A meeting of minds, at a high place of learning, so much catching up, the wheels of time turning. Festivities had, songs sung, and drinks drank; it was time for that plot hook to come give a yank. Though partying and reunions may feel like the best, clearly destiny knows something is next. With a meeting in towers coming near dusk, it’s time for this weeks adventure! What a rush!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurt...

Season 4; 2.1: Ideals are peaceful. Lor’Themar is violent.

November 01, 2020 23:00 - 40 minutes - 93.1 MB

After many years, we rejoin our friends; but it’s not quite time for their stories to end. They’ve been apart, different storms to weather, but things are at their best when they are all together. From children and spouses and schools and church. They’ll spring back to action with a bump and a lurch. But after fifteen years have their skills gotten rusty? Tune in to listen if you don’t friggin trust me!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https...

Season 4; 1.4: Lost and Found

May 17, 2020 22:00 - 46 minutes - 107 MB

For 1,000 years, this house has stood, but has it truly been a symbol for good? What secrets lurk beneath these floors? And if there's treasure, is it yours?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 4; 1.3: Pieces of a Troublesome Puzzle

May 10, 2020 22:00 - 47 minutes - 109 MB

Finally reunited with the wizard Novun, 1,000 years just went by with a zoom. With all of their minds now working together, will things be made clear for the worse or for better?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 4; 1.2: All That's Left

May 03, 2020 22:00 - 40 minutes - 93.3 MB

Left behind an incredible sum, who knows what the future could become? So many homes in the Capital's peaks, what kind of treasure is there to seek?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 4 1.1: The End...Or Is It?

April 26, 2020 22:00 - 30 minutes - 69 MB

A week after their defeat of Aegisar and the Mage, the Goblin Splooshers still have questions for days! Will a trip to Novun's bring them the closure they need? Or are some answers never meant to be seen? Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 13: 'B'fore We Conclude

April 19, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 164 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 12: 'B'fore We Go

April 12, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 215 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 11: Pride Comes 'B'fore the Fall

April 05, 2020 22:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 10: 'B' Very Very Quiet

March 29, 2020 22:00 - 48 minutes - 112 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 9: 'B'ing Human

March 22, 2020 22:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 8: Busy as a 'B'

March 15, 2020 22:00 - 53 minutes - 121 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 7:  I Wanna 'B' the Best

March 08, 2020 22:00 - 49 minutes - 112 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 6: 'B'lieve in Yourself

March 01, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 186 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter...

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 5: We 'B'long Together

February 23, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 145 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 4: Don't "B" So Aggressive!

February 16, 2020 23:00 - 51 minutes - 118 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 3: Well-Traveled is the Way to 'B'

February 09, 2020 23:00 - 34 minutes - 78.5 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 2: Don't 'B' Clowning

February 02, 2020 23:00 - 48 minutes - 112 MB

Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen. http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter....

This Is Gonna Hurt Abroad Episode 1: It's time to "B" Adventurous

January 26, 2020 23:00 - 31 minutes - 71.7 MB

 Welcome aboard a new mini-series (or at least the start of one) featuring some of the cast of This is Gonna Hurt! While we are still grieving the end of Campaign 1 and anxiously awaiting a small grouping of epilogues (Season 4?) please enjoy a side quest we recorded a while back. This time we find Steven at the helm, with new cast members James and Matt being joined by former Dungeon Master, Owen.   Enjoy!   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https:...

Season 3 Episode 57: The Godspeak Part 5

January 19, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 176 MB

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! The Final Episode! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out! We'll be publishing our previously recorded, but never before heard, B Team adventure in the nearby country of Maelorne, before learning what will happen to Etrun after the events of this final showdown in a short series of epilogues! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.inst...

Season 3 Episode 56: The Godspeak Part 4

January 12, 2020 23:00 - 41 minutes - 94.7 MB

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 3 Episode 55: The Godspeak Part 3

January 05, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 3 Episode 54: The Godspeak Part 2

December 29, 2019 23:00 - 42 minutes - 96.8 MB

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 3 Episode 53: The Godspeak Part 1

December 22, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Four adventurers! Three seasons! One thrilling conclusion! Is this the end for our heroes?! Tune in to find out! http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 3 Episode 52: I Now Pronounce You...

December 15, 2019 23:00 - 41 minutes - 95.5 MB

Dearest Listener, you are cordially invited to bear witness to the joining of Brimbli and Stoomra in holy matrimony. May Meliana shine her face upon the happy couple and all who attend this joyous celebration.   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

Season 3 Episode 51: Final Preparations

December 08, 2019 23:00 - 57 minutes - 131 MB

It's time to get dressed, all to the nines, oh my gods it's almost wedding time! Tomorrow's the day and there's not much to do, but speaking of gods, what's Gunta up to?   http://www.thisisgonnahurtdnd.com/ https://www.patreon.com/thisisgonnahurtdnd https://twitter.com/gonnahurtdnd https://www.instagram.com/gonnahurtdnd/ https://www.facebook.com/GonnaHurtDnD/

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