This Awful Podcast
44 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★ - 13 ratingsA dumb podcast and if you like it you're dumb too, thanks
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043 – Oops, All Bits and Breaks!
December 19, 2022 19:15 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBA gift from us to you - a collection of bits, breaks, flubs, with extra helpings of Chris yelling. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @actuallynotmike [email protected] Voicemail: 1-833-SOY-BOYS SMS: 781-62-AWFUL (781-622-9385) Subscribe to us on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher, and wherever else you listen to this garbage
Short: Christopher Columbus Was a Whiny Bitch
October 11, 2021 18:55 - 13 minutes - 19 MBA short one from 2019, where we read a brilliantly-written opinion piece about the merits of Christopher Columbus, from one of our city's esteemed newspapers, the Boston Herald. Afterwards, enjoy a voicemail from our good pal Jake, a guy from whom you should never accept any dipping sauce. NEW! Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/mazsKUxbm3
041 – Heard That One Before
August 06, 2021 03:39 - 51 minutes - 70.7 MBNow that Chris and Mike are out of jail (big misunderstanding) (you should see the other guys) (they’re dead) (just kidding!) (unless?), we’re coming downtown to pod town for a whole new season of the goddamn show for some reason? That’s right: for absolutely no reason at all, and against the advice of counsel, your favorite pair of naughty minxes are getting wild for the first time in 20 months. Yeah we’re gonna yell at the TV. Yeah there’s gonna be an angry cop. And yeah....there’s even g...
040 – pretty bad, brother
February 02, 2021 18:35 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MBTwo unreleased clips here - one where Chris recalls his brush with Scientology, and one where we listen to some Flat Earth psycho's crazy song. We finish up with a classic clip..... the one where we get owned. Enjoy.
039 – Dunkin’ on Duncan: The Director’s Cut
December 05, 2020 10:17 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBHey there everyone - We are very pleased to introduce the extended cut of a favorite of ours! In 2018 we interviewed a Qanon honk named Duncan. Our phonecall with him ran pretty absurdly long so most of it ended up on the cutting room floor, but now we’re proud to present to you the original interview (with some minor edits for our vanity’s sake) PLUS a little over 40 minutes of interview that never made it to air! This is one of our favorite episodes, so we hope you enjoy “Dunkin' on Dunki...
038 – OK, Clip Show
November 22, 2020 06:52 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBHi. Wow, this 2020 thing has been a real hoot, right gang? Enjoy this throwback to Thanksgiving 2019 when whiny boomer a very respectable and tough combat veteran named Drew Bennett wrote into the Baltimore Sun to answer the hot topic on everyone's mind, "How do I confront 'OK, Boomer' at Thanksgiving Dinner?" Then, an all-new-to-you clip featuring Chris explaining why he caught a 30-day ban from Facebook during the primaries. Stay tuned for more tidbits of unreleased stuff here and ther...
037 – The Wretched Inspector
March 02, 2020 05:57 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB**Whoops! We lost this episode in between the seats. If some topics are dated, well, you’re dated, how about that!!??! Hello friends. Be wretched with us as we discuss: Metaphysics with a real-life Opus Dei professorElon Musk and Grimes's baby which will one day consume us allThat very awkward moment Chris tried to remember the name given to Leonardo DiCaprio's group of friends who were very popular with the ladies back in the 90sThe YouTube ISIS Training Camps for Incels
036 – Any Anons Interested In Meeting Up For Some Caroling?
December 25, 2019 06:55 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBDo you know John Lennon's classic tune, "So This Is Christmas?" He was singing it about our podcast, baby, Chris gets a concussion (no funeral please) We interview posting God @muellerdad69 (now @TonyBeast1957) about his death and resurrection post-Starbucks crucifixionBeau is back, and we're listening to his Christmas EP! also, Taylor Swift please call him back, thx bb Happy holidays, you filthy animals
035 – More Like Scrooge McFuck, imo
December 19, 2019 05:12 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB...you kids wanna see a dead body? Well here's the next best thing! * The View is shit and the world is a fuck, no surprises there* Michael Bloomberg: Not a billionaire....but a billion-CARE* Your incredibly stupid voicemails featuring bad opinions Remember to be a good sweetie and call (833) SOY-BOYS ttyl hun
034 – First Stanford, Now Meatballs
December 06, 2019 15:42 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBEhhhhhh, atsamattafayou, huh?? In this episode we talk about: Thanksgiving and our families (big and small) SPOILER ALERT! MIKE IS ITALIAN!!!!!!!! LOLObama reportedly telling close advisors privately that if Bernie Sanders had a strong lead going into the primaries, he would "step up" to stop Sanders from getting the nomination. Very cool. (via The Hill)Zume Pizza - 'memba them? - supposedly headed for a valuation of 4 BILLION DOLLARS WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK! We take a look at what it migh...
033 – Vee-agra
November 25, 2019 13:05 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBHey gang! Let’s get freaking PISSED OFF! That’s right, it’s your favorite wise guys, back with another podcast where we mete out our personal vendettas on-air. This week we go after the big ones: Jim Bitchell, Bill Maher, John McCain, both Bob and Elizabeth Dole, Sara Morrison (literal monster), and more. Remember, as always, to call us on our beautiful voicemail box: (833) SOY-BOYS Oh...and have a happy Thanksgiving with your fucking weird family.
032 – Straight Outta Leftovers
November 02, 2019 16:40 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBSPECIAL ELECTION EPISODE: They said we couldn't do it. They said "Chris won't get out of bed." "Mike won't want to smell Chris's apartment" "Chris will get defensive about his smells." Well guess the shit what, chucklefuck, we beat the odds and gave you a fresh new ep to love and enjoy. Who's your God now, fancy boy?? In this episode: The race for Mayor in our little city of Malden, MA is next week. We sit down for a very serious, insightful, and - most importantly - real interview with our...
031 – Christopher Columbus Was a Whiny Bitch and We’re Glad He’s Dead
October 16, 2019 01:06 - 59 minutes - 59.1 MBHappy Indigenous Peoples' Day! That's right folks, fuck Christopher Columbus and his dumb ugly ass. But, did you know… Christopher Columbus rode boats and drank wine with worms in it? That’s right pal: we read Peter Lucas’s article “A lot has changed since Christopher Columbus’ day” in the Boston Herald this week. Also: Rand Paul breaks more of his ribs on live TV (for the same reason Marilyn Manson did)We check out a brand-new board game brought to us by an old friendA heartwarming story...
030 – The Angryboi Power Hour
September 28, 2019 03:48 - 49 minutes - 48.3 MBWARNING: We are very cranky in this episode. Why? We listen to interdimensional galaxy brain Bill Maher talk to Bari Weiss about the rise of anti-Semitism and let's just say they have some scorching hot takes. Then we listen to the Joe Biden float in and out of reality as he describes a run-in with the notorious.... *reads notes* Corn Pop. A very special thank you to @Clithaver, AKA mountain dew cum blast for this delicious content. https://twitter.com/clithaver/status/1167953482361393152
029 – The Deplatforming of Michael
August 27, 2019 04:01 - 55 minutes - 54.6 MBHello pod mommies and daddies. Do you know where your pod children are? Hopefully listening to this ep because it is a DOOOZY folks. Among the things covered: Michael was a very, very bad boy and got kicked off of twitter dot comMike's very strange and highly educated co-workers that eat a full breakfast in the handicap stallDoes Mike have a Freudian pooping problem?Don't treat service industry people like shit. We will get you (politically)John Delaney does a very, very dumb thing in Boston
028 – The Family’s Bravest Warrior
August 08, 2019 16:35 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBHello, little pod children. In this ep we talk about: Yacht Rock; the thing with Jeff aka Jeffy-boy on Chris's FB; the NYC blackout; Mike's 101-degree fever; finally, Meghan McCain and the View discuss politics and Trump's hate speech/rhetoric at a 5th-grade level which may actually be too advanced for them.
027 – This Podcast of Yours…
July 19, 2019 17:38 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBWe're back and still disappointing our parents. We discuss our week-long absence and what we've been up to for the last 7 days. Then we revisit an an old/new friend: the esteemed YouTube sensation "Mr. Reagan" aka Chris Kohls who isn't a cornball hack at all. We give a thoughtful critique of Mr. Reagan's video, which through about 24,000 jump cuts discusses AOC crying at an ICE detention center. We suffered through it so you don't have to. You're welcome. Opening theme by SittinDown Producti...
026 – Man-Cenk-ian Candidate
April 16, 2019 01:07 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBHello pod family. We have some very disturbing news for you delivered in a video by an extremely cool guy filmed in a weird hotel room which details the SHOCKING TRUTH behind AOC's campaign and the CHILLING plans for WORLD DOMINATION by... well, you'll hear for yourself. Also - some weirdo article about Beto O'Rourke, Fugazi and Minor Threat written by a guy who has no idea who any of them even are.
025 – Uncle Joe Knows Best
March 26, 2019 09:24 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBHelloooooooo podcast babies, it's your podcast daddies back AGAIN. That's right, you have two podcast daddies now, DO NOT cry and whine and ask "where are my real parents Mike and Chris boo hoo hoo hoo" because guess the fuck what cheesebrain: I don't know and more the fuck importantly I do NOT care. Anyway, in this very timely and topically relevant episode that we didn't take forever to edit (fuck you, Chris) we talk about Meghan McCain's crocodile tears on The View (our sister show). We ...
024 – The Milk Racket
February 27, 2019 00:02 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBDid you think we just forgot to do another pod? Do you think this is a fucking game to us????? We're back and today we have a VERY VERY special interview with a very special boy to start us off. Then we re-visit our boy Eric Shelman, the prolific poet with the painful prose. Also: Laura Loomer has a sad and finally, Alex Jones says he's going to disembowel Joe Rogan........... politically
023 – I’m Not Poopy
February 03, 2019 02:03 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBYou didn't think we'd do it, but folks...... we did. We're back just like Q predicted. We recap our depressing holidays (yes it's been that long); Boston Herald columnist thinks teenagers who go to bars should be smarter and avoid being sexually assaulted by a creepy celebrity; Mike and Chris attempt to recruit a would-be poet laureate to Antifa with a $200 Lowe's gift card. Special appearances by Randy Newman and Don Imus. @shelmaneric provided the prose for today's interview. His site is ...
022 – A Storm Is Coming (Out Of My Ass)
December 14, 2018 02:23 - 47 minutes - 50.8 MBDo you TRUST This Awful Podcast ??Do you ENJOY our humo[U]r ??Special guest received [@]DUNCAN DUNCAN is FIGHTING for QDUNCAN is FIGHTING for TRUMPDUNCAN is FIGHTING for JUSTICE Safeguards are in place to ensure GREAT content. REMEMBER YOU ARE BEING PROVIDED THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF PODCAST TO EVER BE DROPPED PUBLICLY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THE GENERATIONS WHO COME AFTER US WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. YOU WERE CHOSEN FOR A REASON. WHERE WE GO 1 WE GO ALL. Q PS smoke weed ...
021 – Double Beau Seven
December 01, 2018 08:22 - 1 hour - 118 MBChris and Mike are back again and wouldn't you know it, so is our wide-stanced large beautiful son. Chris found out that Beau has an IMDB credit for a student film he did at Northwestern, and it is everything you could ever expect it to be. Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb2lb73GNlQ Then, we check out some scam of a product that supposedly helps regulate your temperature with nothing more than strapping a small TV to your wrist: Embr Wave. Finally: Beau-spirations.
020 – Bringing the Oven to You
November 22, 2018 04:35 - 1 hour - 192 MBWe're back and for real this time. Chris and Mike talk about some chud who yells into the void about how wealth inequality is actually good; Zume Pizza tries to convince us all that it's innovative and efficient. Featured: an interview with Heidi Beedle, an old friend of the show, who talks about being an Army veteran and why she gets annoyed when people thank her for her service. She also writes for the Colorado Springs Independent, and you can find her work here. Finally: our wide-stance...
019 – Hot Dogs and Samosas
October 28, 2018 06:01 - 1 hour - 160 MBChris and Mike inexplicably get the opportunity to speak with Shiva Ayyadurai, the Independent candidate for the Massachusetts Senate, (in)famous for his campaign signs depicting Liz Warren with a Native American headdress; he also claims to have invented e-mail, which our lawyers have wisely advised us to not comment on here. Check out his AMA on TheNewRight's subreddit - and this post, which he claimed to have no idea about: Here's his appearance on Howie Carr where he was asked about hi...
018 – Fuckin’ Tunnels, Bro
October 19, 2018 05:33 - 1 hour - 153 MBHeyyyyyy we're back and we're talkin' about stuff! "Stuff" includes: Chris gets upsetting news from his super; The killing of one of Chris's heroes; Laughing at tributes to Elon Musk - THE THINKER!; Our large beautiful son Beau Davidson launches another mouth turd towards Taylor Swift this time; Chris has breaking news! 1-833-SOY-BOYS - leave us a voicemail, cowards
017 – The One Where Mike Gets Mad
October 03, 2018 15:57 - 1 hour - 136 MBWe're back and just as podcast-y as ever. In this one we talk about some stuff, there are a few musical interludes, then we talk about more stuff and then we're done! Here's what we covered: Brett Kavanaugh loves beer and boofingKanye has a time on SNLWe listen to voicemails from our adoring public (1-833-SOY-BOYS)Mike gets mad at a lot of things and Chris laughs at himThe debut of a re-tooled Neil Kinnon bot with advanced AI Then Mike's head exploded and he died. He's okay now though.
016 – No Seriously, This One Is Awesome
September 13, 2018 16:43 - 1 hour - 94.9 MB**yelling so the whole restaurant can hear** LOOK THIS EPISODE ROCKED, OKAY!!!!! Chris (@chriscaesar) and Mike (@thisisnotmikeg) watch Beau Davidson be a very, very smart man on The Daily Blast LIVE! as they discuss Nike and the Colin Kaepernick protest which amazingly is still a problem for people after a whole year of diaper-soiling.
015 – Caesar-SPAN
September 04, 2018 23:51 - 2 hours - 137 MBThis one is a long one, sorry; Chris and Mike talk about the passing of John McCain and try to figure out why he's loved by so many on the left, somehow. Then, we watch a video of a young scrappy reporter by the name of Chris Caesar grilling a not-so-young-or-scrappy John McCain on the 2007 campaign trail. Then, last but not least another BEAU-wned segment talking about Mollie Tibbetts, and we find a brand new hero in our new Lord and Savior Al Jackson. We also recorded for like, 6 hours, so...
014 – Jeff Jacoby Eat My Ass
August 20, 2018 20:13 - 1 hour - 207 MBMike and Chris having a normal one on the pod today. They talk about: a dearly departed relative; Chris hates Jeff Jacoby; Mike and Chris have gas (station) problems; a sitting Senator discusses on CNN how he would AND wouldn't be okay if Trump used the n-word (he did); Video Time! Meet Beau Davidson (video thanks to The Daily Blast LIVE); Mike's experience with an archduke and a post-war dance rock band; Kirk Minihane's unfortunate circumstances; The Boston Globe's possibly disingenuous "Fre...
013 – Alex Jones Can’t Work a Keurig
August 11, 2018 12:42 - 1 hour - 109 MBChris and Mike are back! We talk to Jared Holt from Right Wing Watch about the "de-platforming" of Infowars and other lunatics. Also, an exclusive tape from inside the Infowars kitchenette. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt https://twitter.com/rightwingwatch https://twitter.com/shtpostpodcast Follow us on Twitter! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @thisisnotmikeg Call us and leave us a voicemail – 1-833-SOY-BOYS
012 – STREET Fighter
July 27, 2018 15:33 - 1 hour - 94.1 MBChris and Mike were live, talking to Niyaz Pirani, a dear friend from Chris's wild California days; Niyaz runs Knife and Spork PR, a PR firm for the awesome restaurants in Southern California. Niyaz also has a podcast called "I Know But"; so in essence, he's way too successful to be talking to us, but here we are... We discussed STREET, a restaurant in Portsmouth NH, tries and spectacularly fails to solve a perceived staffing problem with an incredibly one-sided and sexist "contract" to co...
011 – …And Then They Get All Upscale
July 21, 2018 23:55 - 1 hour - 115 MBChris and Mike discuss our new Lord and Savior @TheBeauDavidson (co-host of the Daily Blast Live) who has graced us with Super Primo Content© which includes: his co-hosts realizing they're dealing with an infant; dropping some wisdom about the N-word; dog whistling at maximum volume. Also discussed: GOP volunteers left at a super scary "random" gas station by their Uber Driver; "God Friended Me" on CBS which will prove to be one of the worst TV shows in history. Follow us on Twitter! @thisaw...
010 – Beau Baby, Beau
July 15, 2018 00:26 - 1 hour - 117 MBMike and Chris listen to a phone call Chris had with Z-lister Beau Davidson, best known for playing a potted plant on Gilmore Girls, and making Donald Trump and Ben Carson actually feel what it's like to be creeped out. They also discuss his Baby Beau's new gig as a co-host on "The Daily Blast Live", which seems more like a store-brand Fox and Friends. Download the original call in all its glory here. Follow us on Twitter! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @themcgshow Call us and leave us a voice...
Minisode 001 – Oops, We Goofed
July 09, 2018 01:05 - 8 minutes - 9.14 MBFor this mini-sode, we present you with outtakes from a bit we tried (and failed) to do for Episode 09 involving Jared Kushner and some prank calls to Air Force One. We should be back on the air this week - maybe a day or two later than we usually are (which is Thursday) due to the hectic schedules of a vape god. Follow us on Twitter! @thisawfulpod @chriscaesar @themcgshow Call us and leave us a voicemail – 1-833-SOY-BOYS Buy stuff with our Amazon link!
009 – Back Alley Interview
July 06, 2018 02:35 - 52 minutes - 57.2 MBMike and Chris talk to Miles Klee who humored us by leaving his swanky MEL Magazine shindig to talk to us. We were nicer to him than these people were for sure. We talked about his recent article about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and why everyone is so afraid of her. Then we talked about Alex Jones' claim that this is the LAST 4th OF JULY EVER! And then we mourned the death of a promising bit featuring a very eager little boy. Happy Birthday @chriscaesar! Follow us at @thisawfulpod Check out M...
008 – ICE on the Rocks
June 30, 2018 04:30 - 1 hour - 116 MBMike and Chris talk to Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) about ICE and their 5-star dog resort accommodations. Then, for some reason, Mike tells us about a messy incident he found himself in on the train 9 years ago. Also: the premiere of "Civility Through History".
007 – Infertile Boy Sports
June 23, 2018 03:39 - 44 minutes - 70.2 MBMike and Chris discuss Chris's brief mention in Aidan Kearney's Turtleboy Sports article; Chris refutes a certain claim in said article by phoning a very special someone. Also discussed: Kirstjen Nielsen being bothered in a Mexican restaurant.
006 – The One Where We Get Owned
June 15, 2018 12:25 - 1 hour - 90.3 MBChris tries to get his old Twitter nemesis TotalReason to call in. Here's how it went.
005 – Lily White Zilch
June 07, 2018 23:23 - 36 minutes - 44.1 MBChris called in to the Alex Jones show back in 2007. We listen and laugh at him.
004 – More Like Dinesh D’LOOOZA….. folks….
June 01, 2018 01:58 - 1 hour - 113 MBMike and Chris talk about Dinesh D'Souza being pardoned by good ol' oatmeal brain himself. Then they play an interview he did with Dana Loesch where he talks about being prepared for prison rape. Also: Joy Ann Reid is a lunatic who is under attack from time-traveling ultra hackers.
003 – Mazel Tov, Rob Rousseau
May 25, 2018 01:54 - 57 minutes - 58.9 MBMike and Chris talk to Rob Rousseau who is notable for rustling the jimmies of Brian Kilmeade and some former Long Island law enforcement official with this little gem. Then we get a deep thought from our pal Robot Neil Kinnon.
002 – Go Back to Where You Ubered From
May 18, 2018 01:25 - 1 hour - 118 MBMike and Chris talk about stuff: The crazy racist lawyer who tried to muscle some white dude from Massachusetts off the sidewalk in NYC; Chris almost got into a fight with a crazy person in NH; Mike tells stories about driving for Uber where people thought he was ... uh... not white?
001 – The Second First
May 11, 2018 00:35 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBOur second first episode ever. Chris and Mike talk about how Richard Spencer and Milo are both broke as hell, and then we get a call from a special robot friend.