They See Me Rollin
70 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 90 ratingsA Dungeons and Dragons Podcast Like Grandma Used to Make.
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TSMR Masks: Remedial Magic Issue 13
May 18, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 161 MBAAANI and Roaring Girl fall into a love triangle, Rae is having a hard time. Just a normal day at Kirby High
TSMR Masks- Remedial Magic Issue 12
January 16, 2020 03:28 - 1 hour - 139 MBWe're Back! With a New Arc! Rae Gets a New Look! AAANI Get's into Binge Watching, and a new Team Member Approaches!
TSMR Study Break Q and A
October 18, 2019 18:05 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBYou've Got Questions! We Got Answers. Our first Q and A of Series Two
TSMR Masks 11- Study Break
September 28, 2019 12:15 - 1 hour - 108 MBCoda to arc one, First Bell. Rae and AANNI quiz the Inquisitor and Nightboi calls home.
TSMR MASKS - First Bell Issue 10
August 22, 2019 02:38 - 1 hour - 124 MBWe did it! Dates Obtained! Outfits Gotten! Listen to our most fashion packed episode yet and maybe get the bottom of the big mystery.
TSMR Masks-First Bell- Issue 9
June 17, 2019 01:33 - 1 hour - 116 MBWelcome to Masks Episode 9! Nightboi checks out some sick blacklight posters, AANNI can read a room, and Rae goes to the mall.
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue 8
May 19, 2019 16:09 - 1 hour - 133 MBIgnore Hayden's intro, it's Masks Episode 8! Nighboi isn't a narc, Rae makes friends, and AANNI finds a date to the dance.
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Seven (with Matthew Van Zandt)
April 24, 2019 23:18 - 1 hour - 188 MBThe party's over and the fun has just begun. Our good friend Matthew Van Zandt from Square Roots joins us as the evil villain Gorilla Napoleon! Join us as Rae rains, Nightboi smashes, and AAAAAAAANI gets big!
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Six
April 07, 2019 22:32 - 1 hour - 168 MBThe kids got a notice about their very close friend Taurus and head off to investigate! In the process, they get into some hospital shenanigans and catch up with some old friends. And then it's party time as Rae makes friends with the most popular girl in school, AAAAAAAANI finds out if robots can get drunk, and Nightboi gets suspicious.
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Five
March 17, 2019 23:01 - 1 hour - 110 MBWe're back! Technical difficulties and sickness postponed this episode, but we hope it's worth the wait. This episode brings a slice-of-life morning routine that ends with mandatory combat training. Also Rae meets the coolest person ever, AAAAAAAANI over-extends herself, and Nightboi flips out.
TSMR MASKS - First Bell - Issue Four
February 11, 2019 03:20 - 1 hour - 127 MBIt's time for school! The weekend is over and the kids are heading to class. We get a little dose of their morning routine and a bit of investigating when they're called to a sudden assembly. What happens next could tear the group apart as AAAAAAAANI over reaches, Rae falls in love, and Nightboi gets humiliated in PE.
TSMR2 - First Bell - Issue Three (with Kyle Claset)
January 28, 2019 01:46 - 1 hour - 152 MBWe're joined by our first special guest of the campaign! Rae, AAAAAAANI, and Nightboi find the secret D&D group, but their encounter is interrupted by a bank robbery headed by the nefarious Duo Sonic (played by Kyle Claset of the bomBARDed podcast!) Things get metal in this action packed episode featuring Rae floofing, AAAAAAANI running at a normal pace, and Nightboi learning to never meet your heroes.
TSMR2 - First Bell - Issue Two
January 14, 2019 02:19 - 1 hour - 172 MBAAAAAAANI, Rae, and Nightboi meet up again the next day and decide to figure out the I-in-an-I mystery. With the help of a friend and some Google-sleuthing, they'll learn that some mysteries are just the tortilla of a mystery burrito. Also in this episode: Rae is a pro Instagram stalker, Nightboi learns a powerful lesson about janitor friendship, and AAAAAAANI feels everything is awkward.
TSMR2 - First Bell - Issue One
December 31, 2018 00:01 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBThe new campaign begins in earnest! Rae, AAAAAAANI and Nightboi are together in detention with a few other kids when suddenly an alarm goes off locking them in their room. What happens next? If you answered "A whole lot of hijinks" you're right! Follow the action as ANI runs to the bathroom, Rae gives a tight hug, and Nightboi monkeys around!
Jelly Alone - The TSMR 2018 Holiday Special
December 24, 2018 23:20 - 1 hour - 157 MBHappy Holidays, Nightbirds! Here's a special show and sequel to the original campaign featuring Jelly going off by herself to find her sister. It features Bobbie (Rae in TSMR2), Michael M. Rader (We'll Get It Right Next Year) and Ryan Lynch (We'll Get It Right Next Year, Divisive Issues). We guarantee an episode full of cheer!
TSMR 2 Prologue - Nightboi: Anger Management
December 22, 2018 20:04 - 36 minutes - 66.3 MBFinally we introduce Stan's character, the adolescent vampire Nightboi! A recent convert to the world of undead, Nightboi struggles with constant frustration and seething anger. He just wants to be a normal boy and now he has an eternity to perfect it.
TSMR 2 Prologue - AAAAAAANI : Loud Speaker
December 16, 2018 23:11 - 12 minutes - 22.7 MBThis week's prologue is all about Ivan's robogirl AAAAAAANI! It's an after school special about toxic friendships. AAAAAAANI is loud but not proud in this very special episode of TSMR.
TSMR 2 Prologue
December 09, 2018 19:07 - 27 minutes - 49.7 MBWelcome TSMR listeners to the beginning of our second campaign! Meet Rae! Played by Bobbie, theirs is the first of the three main player characters and this is their prologue! Rae makes a new friend and plays a fun prank with disastrous results.
Famous Last Words - Ep 5 - Freeze Frame
November 25, 2018 22:34 - 52 minutes - 95.4 MBThis is it folks! The ending of campaign one! The final battle between the Nightbirds and Alianna commences. In this episode Alianna embarrasses her selves, Jelly does the thing, Skumk tastes sadness, and Coen is sick with cold. Thanks forever to Noel from Dames and Dragons and Michael M. Rader from We'll Get It Right Next Year in lending us their delightful selves.
Famous Last Words - Ep 4 - The Black Parade
November 05, 2018 00:37 - 1 hour - 141 MBWhen I was a young boy my father took me into the city to listen to TSMR. This our finale, folks! Well, part of it. While this is just over an hour, there was a TON of material to wade through that couldn't be done in less than a day. Noel (Dames and Dragons) and Michael M. Rader (We'll Get It Right Next Year)join us for our return to Landyworld and the Nightbirds get their revenge on The Black Parade and start their showdown with Alianna. In this episode Jelly fails to reason, Skumk gets...
TSMR- Q&A Episode!
October 16, 2018 02:31 - 1 hour - 168 MBOur finale is coming soon! In the meantime, we decided to do a Q&A episode with questions asked over on our Facebook group. Listen in and learn the secret to the hole Jelly dove into in Landy World, what meme is Skumk based on, and why on earth was Coen hanging out with these two in the first place? Also, Stan reveals what and how changed over the last couple years.
Famous Last Words - Ep 3 - The Nightbird Army
September 30, 2018 21:26 - 1 hour - 162 MBThe Nightbirds plan a heist to free some souls and end up getting lost in rock and roll. This is the penultimate episode and it's pretty bonkers. Not to mention we have some pretty big announcements at the end. Also stick around for the tons of bonus material afterward! Next episode is a Q&A retrospective. So join our Facebook group to ask up any questions about this campaign!
Famous Last Words - Ep 2 - The Pretty Butter Boy
September 16, 2018 22:10 - 57 minutes - 106 MBWith Riel in the process of healing, the Nightbirds are ready to head back home. But Selvetarm still needs his power back. We welcome back Kat from the excellent Dames and Dragons podcast reprising her role as Bastet/Lolth! In this bizarre episode, Coen remembers 90's movie remakes, Skumk gets a promotion, and Jelly writes a book.
Famous Last Words - Ep 1 - How to Stop the End of the World
September 03, 2018 02:41 - 53 minutes - 97.5 MBThe final chapter of the Nightbird Saga begins. They have returned to the City of Tarien to deal with the Revolution they caused and each has their own priorities. Coen searches for their family, Jelly fosters Democracy, and Skumk is accused of being a demon.
Bonus Episode - Sex, Drugs, and Critical Thinking - Featuring Ryan Lynch
August 19, 2018 23:27 - 1 hour - 171 MBIvan was trapped out of town and we couldn't rescue him in time to record! Fortunately, Ryan Lynch was available for us to do another Fiasco episode! But, it's super filthy! On a very special episode about the dangers of fundamentalism and sexism in the church, a group of friends in Antarctica either worship or work on a tour for an ancient religion. However, love is blooming between them. Can their friendship survive broken hearts and vengeful gods? Or will it all end in fire and suffering?
Ridin' - Ep 7 - Queer Eye for the Boris Guy
August 06, 2018 00:11 - 1 hour - 129 MBThe Nightbirds are making good time and head off to visit the Elder Boris! What they run into is a rift between him and the youngest Elder, Faron, that they might not be prepared to heal. Listen as Skumk makes the best guacamole, Jelly demonstrates the perfect French Tuck, and Coen does some interior decorating. Big thanks to Helen Herbst La Star from the chick flick review podcast, Falling In Love Montage and Bobbie who hosts That Gay Shit with our own Hayden!
Bonus Episode - The Worstminton - Featuring Ryan Lynch and Sly
July 22, 2018 21:01 - 1 hour - 172 MBJodhi and Ivan are missing! So we have a bonus episode for you featuring returning friend, Ryan Lynch and Sly! Both are from the Divisive Issues/Oops! I Talked Politics podcasts. In this ridiculously funny episode, we play a game of Fiasco. The setting is a crime-ridden suburb where drug dealing and a sports rivalry all come to a head in an explosive ending! Stan is Gilberto Handsomeman, a mild-mannered entrepreneur constantly living in his glory days, Hayden is Sally Buttons (Butt Tons?)...
Ridin' - Ep 6 - Love Bubble
June 25, 2018 00:14 - 1 hour - 152 MBThe Nightbirds are off to find the God Gilbert, but they end up caught in a trap! Will they escape with their sanity in tact? Will they ever be able to chill? Will they make unending references to Train songs? All this and Jelly gets real, Skumk finds his instrument, and Coen gets a new outfit. Special thanks to our good friend Louie for joining us as Gilbert. He has nothing to plug but wind energy! Support wind energy!
Ridin' - Ep 5 - A Sip of the Bong Water
June 11, 2018 00:06 - 50 minutes - 93.2 MBThis episode features our friend Cela Scott of the band Automatik Eden. Find them on Facebook, iTunes, and/or Spotify and give them a listen! As a bonus, Cela has given us permission to include their song Get Your Fame at the end of the episode. The Nightbirds come face to face with another god. Their mission to save Riel and Faerun runs up against some severe apathy which is tied in with the history of the elves. In addition, Jelly proselytizes to a goddess, Coen agrees with Selvetarm, an...
Ridin' - Ep 4 - My Own Private Tarien
May 28, 2018 01:43 - 1 hour - 112 MBThe Nightbirds are now encumbered with excess baggage and are on a mission to meet with the gods. However, someone's got a bone to pick with them. Check out the weirdness as Jelly pulls off the perfect distraction, Skumk pleads his case, and Coen is absolutely stunned.
Bonus Episode - #Balloonatic - Featuring Ryan Lynch
May 20, 2018 19:37 - 1 hour - 153 MBDue to Stan's Big Move, the next Nightbirds episode will be next weekend. However, we have a treat of a Bonus episode for you as Hayden GM's a one-shot of Masks with Ivan, Stan, and special guest Ryan Lynch of We'll Get It Right Next Year, Divisive Issues, and Oops I Talked Politics. The gang make up 3 young superheroes trying to thwart a plan so dastardly that only an evil balloon enthusiast would come up with it. Join Ivan as Blaine Knight, Ryan as The Light, and Stan as Nightboi in their...
We'll Get It Right Next Year Crossover
May 06, 2018 21:25 - 1 hour - 76 MBThe fine boys at We'll Get It Right Next Year, Ryan Lynch and Michael M. Rader (our own Garbager!) were kind enough to co-DM us through some bizarre mixture of D&D 5e and a movie they knew nothing about. The movie is The Judas Project. Stan, Ivan, and Hayden play Pete, Jude, and Dracula respectively in this bizarre post-apocalyptic sequel to the New Testament!
Ridin' - Ep 3 - Lord of the Scratching Post
April 29, 2018 18:47 - 54 minutes - 100 MBThe Nightbirds come face to face with their first Elder. Is she who she claims to be? What can they learn from her? There are many answers in this episode, so be sure to tune in! Also, Coen confesses, Jelly has a revelation, and Skumk is given a quest. Huge thanks to Kat from the Dames and Dragons podcast for joining us as Bastet! Please check their excellent podcast out if you aren't already!
Ridin' - Ep 2 - The Princess Diary
April 15, 2018 22:31 - 56 minutes - 56.2 MBThe Nightbirds are out of Tarien with only Aliana's book as their guide. But can they manage to figure out what they're supposed to do? Also in this episode, Skumk makes a connection, Jelly shares her thoughts, and Coen runs into an old pal.
Ridin' - Ep 1 - Rolling With My Homebees
April 04, 2018 00:55 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBThe Nightbirds' jig is up! They're being chased by the city guards and what ensues is a good old-fashioned chase sequence with plenty of crashes and explosions! In this episode Coen panics, Skumk mourns his daughters, and Jelly crowns a pilot.
The Riel Deal - Ep 6 - D&Deeze Nuts
March 19, 2018 02:50 - 1 hour - 88.1 MBAn evil seeps into the world from a desecrated body, and the Nightbirds are alone to fight it off. Can they survive the encounter with their bodies in tact? That's not such a guarantee anymore! Other hits include Jelly Reads a Book, Skumk Takes a Flying Leap, and Coen is magic sperm.
The Riel Deal - Ep 5 - Pretty Birdie
February 20, 2018 04:49 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBThe Nightbirds have sneaked into the palace! Who knows what they'll face? We do because we recorded it. But now you can find out, too! You can also hear Jelly killing Jonathan, Skumk telling the truth, and Coen making some pretty serious revelations!
The Riel Deal - Ep 4 - WWJD
February 05, 2018 01:24 - 53 minutes - 54.6 MBThe Nightbirds ingratiate themselves with the townspeople and begin putting their plan into action in the slums of Tarien. During their stay, Coen notices the obvious, Skumk shares owl facts, and Jelly spends her time hiding. Also, be sure to check out #2PodsADay on Twitter and Facebook for more independent shows like ours!
The Riel Deal - Ep 3 - Creepy Dick
January 22, 2018 03:13 - 55 minutes - 61.6 MBAfter a quick briefing, the Nightbirds move on to Riel's capital city Tarien. But their journey is not without incident. How far are they willing to go to take care of their bodies? Listen to find out! Also, listen for Jelly ordering a pizza, Coen flashing his headlights, and Skumk forgetting his name.
The Riel Deal - Ep 2 - I'm In Love With Your Body
January 08, 2018 01:03 - 1 hour - 66 MBThe Nightbirds are back! As chance would have it they're in a new world for a new year with all new bodies and a quest where the stakes are the souls of others. All this is leavened by Skumk very quickly adjusting to the new body, Jelly disregarding her friend's safety, and Coen wrassling a dragon. Also we're participating in a cool campaign! Check out other great indie podcasts with #2PodsADay on Twitter and Facebook!
2017 Holiday Special - How the Grunch Stole Solstice
December 24, 2017 19:02 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe Holidays are upon us! Set before Landy World, Coen and Skumk go off on their own adventure along with a new half-orc friend, Murk who is played by Stan. In the DM seat is our great friend of the show Michael M. Rader who weaves an intricate tale of a bugbear named Grunch who steals the feast of St. Piddlespot-Now-How from the poor Hows. In this episode Coen gives a lesson on how comedy works and Skumk shares with us his Bear Facts.
Bonus Episode -- Labyrinth - Part 2
November 05, 2017 18:25 - 27 minutes - 30.9 MBWelcome back to Labyrinth! In this second part bonus episode of They See Me Rollin', Square Roots co-host Matthew Van Zandt continues the journey with Hayden Gibson, Ivan Clark, Colin Turner, and Ryan Lynch through the city of Labyrinth where they face many ninjas and a horrible bathroom abomination. In this episode Rebecca tells a joke, Reginald meets his brother, Scare Crob mourns his son, and Maize flushes a toilet. In addition this bonus episode includes outtakes from the Halloween e...
Spooky Tales to Chill the Bone!
October 31, 2017 21:00 - 1 hour - 100 MBThey See Me Rollin' Presents: Spooky Tales to Chill the Bone! In this adventure, Michael M. Rader takes over as Dungeon Master while reprising his role as Garbager in this terrifying adventure on a haunted ride in Landy World. During the horror, Coen gets needlessly destructive, Jelly learns every rose has a thorn, Skumk gives peace a chance, and Garbager helps the process trauma. This is a Bonus Episode, but it is 100% canon to the world of TSMR!
The Riel Deal - Ep 1 - A Leather Couch
October 22, 2017 21:19 - 48 minutes - 49.7 MBThe Nightbirds find themselves in a world between worlds with old friends Jack, Dave, and Smith. They finally learn the truth of their mission and what they have to do to go back home. Along the way, Jelly's faith is challenged, Coen makes his move, and Skumk learns to fly.
Pop Goes the World - Ep 5 - The Blazing Dusk
October 09, 2017 01:01 - 1 hour - 71 MBThe Nightbirds face their least fearsome foe, yet. After an anticlimactic battle, they go off on a chase and end up in royally hot water. But we guarantee you'll cheer as Skumk wake boards, you'll be shocked when Jelly's full name is revealed, and you'll cry when Coen meets an old friend.
Bonus Episode -- Labyrinth - Part 1
October 01, 2017 22:00 - 59 minutes - 66.6 MBWelcome to Labyrinth! In this bonus episode of They See Me Rollin', Square Roots co-host Matthew Van Zandt guides series regulars, Hayden Gibson and Ivan Clark as well as friends Colin Turner and We'll Get It Right Next Year's Ryan Lynch through an ever-changing Labyrinth city. Explore the labyrinth with Maize the Corn Wizard and her ex-husband Scare Crob the Arcane Archer, their adopted child, Reginald D. Crowsby the Monk, and their nanny, Rebecca, who is also a wizard. In this episode Re...
Pop Goes the World - Ep 4 - Similar to Family
September 24, 2017 17:30 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBThe Nightbirds return to Landy World on Garbager's insistence and concern for his business. They have lots of fun on the rides and nothing at all goes wrong! Or does it? Listen and thrill as Jelly lets it all out, Coen becomes a big boy, Skumk is very funny and good, and Garbager sings a jaunty children's tune.
Pop Goes the World - Ep 3 - Creep Lads
September 11, 2017 01:37 - 1 hour - 78 MBCoen, Jelly, Skumk, and their new friend Garbager find themselves in a terrible predicament surrounded by faceless enemies. Will they be able to make it to safety or will they be lost in their happiest memories? Listen and find out as Garbager does a pole dance, Coen knocks some heads, Skumk leads a charge, and Jelly ruins everything! Be sure to catch Michael Rader on his hilarious podcast, We'll Get It Right Next Year, where he and co-host Ryan Lynch try to figure out the plot to a mo...
Pop Goes the World - Ep 2 - Garbager
August 13, 2017 23:05 - 1 hour - 63 MBWelcome to Landy World, the Mystical Empire! Our adventurers meet their guide, Garbager the Goblin--played by our good friend and hilarious boy Michael M. Rader--and start their vacation off right by riding the roller coasters! Along the way, Coen worships a cartoon, Skumk goes splat, and Jelly is Babashook. Be sure to catch Michael Rader on his hilarious podcast, We'll Get It Right Next Year, where he and co-host Ryan Lynch try to figure out the plot to a movie they know nothing about. Th...
Pop Goes the World - Ep 1 - The Great Butter Churner in the Sky
July 24, 2017 00:40 - 1 hour - 87.7 MBThe adventurers begin a new chapter in this massive episode! Things start getting real as decisions made have terrible consequences and questions finally start getting answered. Also, Skumk gets a lesson in capitalism, Jelly reaches out to an old enemy, and Coen falls in love.