There Will Be Porn
43 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 22 ratingsVintage porn recapped by millennial women who are mostly ok with butt stuff. Cait and Murda are going through the top 100 adult films to see if they're any good, if porn can even remotely be for women, and is there room to get better.
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Cait & Murda Fix This Porn With Christmas - "A F*cking Christmas Dinner" 2009
January 02, 2020 16:46 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. For our first segment, Cait & Murda discuss 2020 Porn Predictions. Then we recap the porno movie. A Fucking Christmas Dinner is not like most of the adult films Cait & Murda recap, mainly because it wasn't made in America and is really recent. There's flaws, but also, they manage to fix the whole movie with just a little Buble. Follow ...
Cait & Murda Struggle With Incel Propaganda - "New Wave Hookers 4" (1995)
December 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. For our first segment, Cait & Murda discuss what they're grateful for this year in porns. Then we recap the porno movie. New Wave Hookers 4 is very clearly meant for men who hate women, which there's definitely a market for. To be fair, for as awful as the porn is, the men dressed as animals is pretty fun and the sex isn't terrible. Fo...
Cait & Murda Write A Thesis About This Porn - "Night Dreams" (1981)
November 13, 2019 16:39 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. For our first segment, we discuss some SCARY sexual disorders, because the movie we're recapping this week is terrifying. We're just trying to get you in the mood, ya cuties! Then we re...
Cait & Murda Just Keep Coming Back - "Justine" (1993)
October 30, 2019 15:52 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. Speaking of reaching out to us, we got another review, and Murda can't handle it. BIG THANK YOU to Erin Dawn, our current super fan for both leaving a review and suggesting this week's ...
Cait & Murda Get Used To This Vampire Life with Jessy - "Muffy The Vampire Layer" 1992
October 16, 2019 10:00 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week, Cait & Murda are still testing out if having guests works for a podcast about pornography. Do you want to be a guest? GREAT! Email us here. For the first segment, Murda and Cait ask our amazing guest Jessy about her experience with porn and why she helped decide to watch a spoof porn about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which is...
Cait & Murda Finally Get Hot - "Slave To Love" 1993
October 02, 2019 10:00 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #72, Slave To Love For the first segment, Murda and Cait learn a little bit more about famed kink movie Fifty Shades of Grey, and how it might be totally based on the porn they're watching this week. Then they recap the porno movie. A Slave To Love is maybe one of the hottest movies TWBP has done to date! It'...
Cait & Murda Make Liz Watch a Porn Musical - "Alice in Wonderland" 1976
September 19, 2019 17:23 - 1 hourCait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week is a special guest episode!! We've brought on Liz Clarkin-Breslin, actress, singer and co-host of World Stealers podcast, to watch yet another musical porn! For the first segment, Liz reveals a few secrets about her own porn history and preferences. Then they recap the porno movie. Alice in Wonderland is billed as a adult c...
Cait & Murda Are Ultra Sex - "A Clockwork Orgy"
September 04, 2019 10:00 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #73, A Clockwork Orgy For the first segment, Murda and Cait try to guess at famous movie porn spoof names.. Then they recap the porno movie. A Clockwork Orgy is as you'd expect actually, a really crazy porn based on a really crazy film that used rape and assault as a tool ...
Cait & Murda Are The Pu$$ymen - "Pussyman 5" 1994
August 21, 2019 17:13 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #74, Pussyman 5!! For the first segment, Murda and Cait have to get some stuff off their chests about men staring at their chests. Then they recap the porno movie. Pussyman 5 is a tour de force of PUSSY. Literally every scene has a gaping, pulled apart piece of roast beef ...
Cait & Murda Are Mixing Business with Pleasure - "Wild Goose Chase" 1991
August 07, 2019 11:00 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #75, Wild Goose Chase, a story of women's wrestling, butts, and geese! For the first segment, Murda and Cait try to solve some Porn Category Mysteries, running through everything from Tamakeri to 96ing. Then they recap the porno movie. Wild Goose Chase stars Julianne James...
Cait & Murda Are Building A Vampire Colony
July 25, 2019 23:24 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #76, Dark Angels, a Blade style, Buffy inspired porn movie from 2000 about a queen vampire chasing down her prey, but making sure she gets sex first. For the first segment, Murda and Cait are just having a HOT GIRL SUMMER. They reveal their butt washing shower habits and ...
Cait & Murda Are Tanning Everything But The Taint - The Bitter End (1989)
July 10, 2019 17:46 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week they've reached #77, The Bitter End, a historical rewrite of a sexy anal history, For the first segment, Murda brings a history lesson on the enigmatic and truly awful J. Edgar Hoover, who was sexually repressed and depraved, like so many other powerful white men. Then they recap the po...
Cait & Murda Want Everyone To Touch Each Others' Butts — PRIDE EDITION "La Dolce Vita Part 2" 2006
June 26, 2019 10:00 - 39 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. PRIDE EDITION PART 2!! We're dipping back into Micheal Lucas' La Dolce Vita, for the second part of the movie with Cait & Murda. The most important thing you can learn from this episode is that touching each other's butts feels great, and also hot dogs are delicious. Follow us @therewillprn on Ins...
Cait & Murda Love Good Good Boys — PRIDE EDITION "La Dolce Vita Part 1" 2006
June 12, 2019 16:32 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. PRIDE EDITION!!!! For the first segment, Cait and Murda discuss the ins & outs (WINK) of anal sex, and how essentially it's not scary and everyone should be more familiar with their BUTTS! Then they recap the porno movie. In Micheal Lucas' La Dolce Vita, Cait & Murda watch some gorgeous men with...
Cait & Murda Wear Gloves Because The World is So Very Very Dirty - "The Secret Garden Part II" 1993
May 29, 2019 21:20 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. The adult film for this episode is #2 of the series The Secret Gardenand #79 on the AVN's Greatest Adult Tapes countdown. For the first segment, Cait and Murda bring back a segment from a previous Ashlyn Gere movie, where the hosts reenact a close interview with Ashlyn Gere, sourced from the deep...
Cait & Murda Have A Fetish For Expensive Things
May 15, 2019 19:41 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. The adult film for this episode is a two-parter, specifically Part I of Secret Garden! For the first segment, Cait and Murda try to dig into the mystery of Mike Horner. What is his life? Where is he? Where did he learn to be such a great cunnilinguist?! Then they recap the porno movie. In Secret G...
Cait & Murda Give This Porn Six Thumbs Up
May 01, 2019 11:00 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. The girls watch an international film,World Sex Tour 1, from 1992, starring Mark Davis, Sean Michaels, and all the eastern European girls they have sex with. For the first segment, Cait and Murda discuss their sex pyramids, an old call back rom a game they played in their old podcast There Will B...
Cait & Murda Prefer Dad Bods
April 17, 2019 20:34 - 44 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This is part 2 of an interview series with Eitan Levine about his experience with the Adult Film Industry and specifically his coverage of the AVN Expo. Murda and cait discuss the rise of male sex dolls and the marketing of sex dolls in the sex toy industry, along with watch a VICE web-series call...
Cait & Murda Are Not Throwing Away Money Shots with Eithan Levine - "Hamiltoe" 2017
April 03, 2019 14:10 - 54 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.... but this week we're doing something different. Cait and Murda recap Hamiltoe, the 2017 porn parody of the broadway musical Hamilton, AND are lucky enough interview Eitan Levine, journalist, comedian, and writer on Hamiltoe! Follow Eitan @eitanthegoalie Interview starts at 18:24 for anyone skip...
Cait & Murda Are Not Those Kind Of Dames - "My Bare Lady" 1989 - Episode 24
March 20, 2019 11:00 - 55 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. If you've ever wondered, do they make porn musicals? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THEY DO! Cait & Murda watch #81 My Bare Lady a remake of the classic film, My Fair Lady, but with a really sexy twist. In the first segment from Cait, the two re-enact the lost to time sequel to My Bare Lady, the 2006 My...
Cait & Murda Get Sad About Ice Melting - "Realities" (1991)
March 06, 2019 07:30 - 53 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda, two childhood friends and sex positive women, watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.In this episode, Cait & Murda watch Realities (1991) with Ashlyn Gere, a movie that tries to play out “every woman’s fantasies,” but as usual, Cait & Murda have strong feelings about what those fantasies should be. They also feature a unique interview with Ashlyn Gere and a big fan, along with som...
Cait & Murda Are Making This Podcast Tight
February 20, 2019 14:11 - 31 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda are changing things up!Yes, they will still be sitting through a vintage porn one by one, to watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.But in this episode, Cait & Murda are trying to make There Will Be Porn into a tight tight TIGHT pod, by reworking the format, rediscovering their love for each other, and bringing in a new player, PornHub. Follow us @therewillprn on Instagram and Twit...
Cait & Murda Don't Understand Why Everyone Loves Ken
February 06, 2019 20:47 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #84 Firestorm, from 1984 For a movie that is barely a porn and really only have one male protagonist, Murda and Cait still find ways to squeeze in a throuple discussion, fitting a thong to you...
Cait & Murda Are Now Afraid Of All Kens - "Firestorm II Angel Blade" (1987)
January 23, 2019 19:42 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #85 Firestorm II: The Angel Blade, 1987. Written by Ann Randal (Ayn Rand?) and Directed by Cecil Howard, this porn is a sequel to Firestorm, which the ladies decided to skip, because what coul...
Cait & Murda Are Capitalist Enemies - "Farmer's Daughters : The Movie" (1986)
January 10, 2019 20:52 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #87 Farmer’s Daughters : The Movie, from 1986. It’s a classic leftist tale of hard working farmer getting fucked by the government, and then letting everyone fuck his daughters on film to pay ...
2018 There Will Be Porn(o) Awards
December 27, 2018 15:19 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda have spent all year as best friends sitting through a vintage porn and have finally sat down to determine which of the bottom 14 of the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time should win awards in 2018. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated shorts. Check out more at therewillbedrinkingpodcast.com and morebanana.comLinksThere Will Be Drinking Podcast (the or...
Cait & Murda Discover The Formula For Christmas Sex Magic - "The Tits That Saved XXX-mas" (2003)
December 12, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. It’s a special Christmas/Holiday/Santa Fetish episode!!Cait & Murda are watching The Tits That Saved XXX-mas from 2003. Most importantly, they learn the secret formula to making Christmas magic, which involves boobs, bjs, and hot sex. This movie is pure Christmas joy. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our Yo...
Cait & Murda Hate Ron Jeremy - "Amanda By Night" (1981)
November 28, 2018 17:23 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda watch Amanda By Night, a movie about a crime circle of drugs, sex work, the vice squad, and MURDER! Again. So many porns have murder at the core of their story. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and Twitt...
Cait & Murda Love A Feminist Murderer - "Looker" 1998
November 15, 2018 18:46 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #89, Looker, from 1998. Possibly one of the best noir detective movie to ever be made, Looker tells the tale of a terrible homicide detective surrounded by incredibly competent women. Follow ...
Cait & Murda Claim The Devil Did It - Special Halloween Episode "The XXXorcist" 2006
October 31, 2018 13:36 - 55 minutesSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Normally, Cait & Murda would spend another week watching films from the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time. But it’s HALLOWEEN! So prepare for a spooky scary and honestly pretty messy porn, The XXXorcist (2006). There’s lots of sex and vomit that Cait & Murda don’t approve of, but it’s cool cuz it was just the devil doing it. Follow us @twbpodcast on Instagram and TwitterAlso, follow our YouTube Channel and our Porn Hub Channel for animated sho...
Cait & Murda Are Really Into Buck - "Blame It On Ginger" 1986
October 17, 2018 22:09 - 1 hourSupport us and More Banana Podcasts! Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #90 (after skipping #91, it’s awful, don’t watch) on the top 101 adult films of all time, Blame It On Ginger. Ginger keeps getting scapegoated as the trouble maker of this group of 4 couples, ...
Cait & Murda Can't Find His Balls - "Sorority Sweethearts" 1983
October 03, 2018 07:00 - 1 hourCait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.Cait & Murda are watching #92 on the top 101 adult films of all time, Sorority Sweethearts. The sorority girls are looking for knights in shining armour, a good time, and one man’s set of balls that just straight up disappear. Follow ...
Porn Star Book Club - "Raw Talent" & "Mistress Pussy Cat, Adventures with Submissive Men in The World of Femdom"
September 19, 2018 14:09 - 50 minutesWhy watch porn when you can READ ABOUT IT?In this special mini-sode of There Will Be Porn podcast, Cait & Murda talk about a book all about adult films. Written by Jerry Butler, the star of their most hated film from Episode 2 “Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much”, the book that bases itself on the success of the movie of the same title, Raw Talent covers the life of male porn start Jerry Butler and his blatant unawareness of being a predator. They also cover Mistress Pus...
Cait & Murda Just Want Her To Have An Orgasm - "White Women" 1986
September 05, 2018 13:43 - 1 hourWe thought this movie would be about PSLs, but it’s really about their need to get laid and have orgasms. Because that’s all women ever want, right?Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn in this episode of There Will Be Porn podcast. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #93, White Women, where Debbie and Stacey search for the r...
Cait & Murda Love Aerial Shots of Orgies - "Two Women" 1992
August 22, 2018 21:46 - 1 hourCait & Murda spend another week as best friends watching vintage porn. One by one they’re going through AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #94, Two Women, a story of two women (surprise) who are lying to each other over their sex life with one man, because of course. But trust us, that’s just the beginning. There’s also just a classic orgy, which we love those. Follow us @twbpodcast on Insta...
Cait & Murda Appreciate These Hand Job Skills – “The Masseuse” 1990
August 09, 2018 02:05 - 1 hourUnrequited love between a sex worker and her John leads to a semi-romantic whirlwind for Barbara (Hyapatia Lee) and Jim (Randy Spears), wherein one of them gives out a lot of emotional labor, and the doesn’t really listen. Can you guess where it ends?Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week in the podcast the ...
Cait & Murda Have A Personal Conflict – “Conflict” 1988
July 25, 2018 14:41 - 55 minutesWhat happens when you take two “revolutionary” adult film directors and play pranks on them during the filming of “innovative” shoots? Conflict. Personal, devastating conflict.Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week in the podcast the ladies watch #96, Conflict, an adult film that was meant to be the Citizen ...
Cait & Murda Argue What A Real Whore Is - "Red Vibe Diaries" 1997
July 12, 2018 19:33 - 1 hourMaybe you’re curious about what women actually do with vibrators. This porn will definitely not answer any of those questions for you. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week the ladies watch #97, The Red Vibe Diaries, a classic marital tale of a lonely housewife, who just needs that D so baaadddd! Cait & Mur...
Cait & Murda Are Scared Of Plastic Sickness – “Texas Dildo Masquerade” 1998
June 27, 2018 15:01 - 1 hourWhoever said you can’t mix genres, has never seen a Horror-Comedy-Porn. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all.This week they watch Texas Dildo Masquerade, a X-rated spoof of the classic horror film, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you’re looking for blood and guts, you won’t find them in this movie, although there’s stil...
Cait & Murda Hate This Porn So Much – “Raw Talent” 1984
June 13, 2018 17:28 - 1 hourTrigger Warning : The film discussed in this episode depicts a fictional sexual assault. Not every porn is a winner. In fact, most of them are terrible based on poor filmography, acting, writing, and overall production. In the case of Raw Talent, it’s the opposite. Cait & Murda spend another week as best friends sitting through a vintage porn. One by one they watch the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time counting down to the best porn of them all. This week the...
Cait & Murda Watch Their First Porn(o) -“All That Sex” 1990
May 31, 2018 14:43 - 44 minutesMen and women alike watch porn, whether they admit it or not.Cait & Murda watch vintage porn together to attempt to find any evidence of filmmaking, acting ability, writing quality, and anything actually sexy. One by one the ladies are watching the AVN’s The 101 Greatest Adult Tapes Of All Time to see what vintage porn has to offer. In this episode, Cait & Murda watch All That Sex, a film made in 1990, starring some of the adult industry’s most prolific performers, includ...
[Re-Release] Twin Cheeks : A Twin Peaks Porn (1991)
April 18, 2018 15:24 - 46 minutesWe’ve brought back a classic episode of There Will Be Drinking Recaps Twin Peaks Cait and Murda watch and recap a full porn called Twin Cheeks, based on the 90’s occult tv series Twin Peaks. This episode came out a year ago and was one of our favorite episodes to record and put out in the sweet world. Get ready for the new season of There Will Be Porn on May 31st with brand new episodes! We’re watching AVN’s Top 100 Adult Films starting with #100 “All That Sex” made in 1990. Please rate and...
There Will Be Porn(o) Podcast Trailer
April 01, 2018 23:22 - 1 minuteCait and Murda, hosts of There Will Be Drinking podcast, are launching a brand new show all about the ins and outs of classic porn. By watching the Top 100 Adult Films these two women are hoping that there will be fun, there will be learning, and there will be moments of real movie making. Episodes for Season 1 are releases every Hump Day. Follow everything at @twbpodcast on Instagram and Twitter. Original music by Dejen Tesfagiorgis: bit.ly/funnyreel Subscribe ...