TTB235: Albert Einswine

The Two Bobs episode 235 for Monday, December 11, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Raspberry Pie from 450 North. https://untp.beer/BGmLx 
Robert nursed a Fluffy GBS from Hardywood. https://untp.beer/zLwvd 
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to be dictator, but only for one day.

An OnlyFans model makes thousands per day decorating Christmas trees topless. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/onlyfans-model-makes-thousands-per-day-decorating-christmas-trees-topless-2420659/ 
New Jersey police had a helluva time chasing down a pig named Albert Einswine. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/06/runaway-pig-Albert-Einswine-Deptford-New-Jersey/1441701878507/ 
A woman in Ohio who threw her burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker is being forced to work in fast food for two months to avoid jailtime. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/woman-who-threw-chipotle-order-at-worker-can-work-off-jail-time-at-fast-food-restaurant/ 
A UK man who was banned from cycling was caught riding a bike to his probation meeting. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-67639649 
A new study finds that over 3 million accidents a year are caused by drivers trying to retrieve Chick-fil-A waffle fries lost in seat cracks. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-3-million-accidents-a-year-caused-by-driver-trying-to-retrieve-chick-fil-a-waffle-fry-lost-in-seat-crack 

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