TTB132: Prison Bae

The Two Bobs episode 132 for Monday, July 6, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Porter from Pigeon Hill. https://pigeonhillbrew.com/retailers/
Robert had a Beach Shack Blonde from Sycamore Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/sycamore-brewing-beach-shack-blonde/3573795
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant stolen sperm in your car.

Consuming alcohol improves cognitive wellness. We’ve already known this for quite some time but it’s nice to get confirmation from scientists and shit. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/29/health/alcohol-cognitive-improvement-wellness/index.html
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as insane as Kanye West running for president.

A Pennsylvania woman caused a disturbance in a McDonald’s then—naturally—removed her pants, ran into someone’s home, and stole a hairbrush. https://www.timesleader.com/news/714917/police-pants-less-woman-charged-after-disturbance
A Nebraska man photographed wearing only a tool belt and a bra (and swim shoes; didn’t want to get splinters in his tootsies) is wanted by the local sheriff department. https://www.newschannelnebraska.com/story/42233200/polk-county-sheriff-looking-for-man-photographed-wearing-utility-belt-bra-and-carrying-long-knife
Back to Pennsylvania…A man was busted with empty Busch cans, drugs, porno DVDs and [insert drumroll] a dildo! We know what you’re thinking: “Who drinks Busch and still has access to a DVD player?” Sick bastards, that’s who! https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/15/pennsylvania-man-busted-with-empty-busch-cans-drugs-porn-dvds-and-a-dildo/
A 25-year-old, kind-on-the-eyes Florida woman was arrested wearing just a bra after purposely crashing her car into her ex-boyfriend’s truck after he ended their relationship. Judging by the mugshots he’s either really stupid or she’s really crazy. Our money is on crazy. https://www.bet.com/news/national/2016/07/14/-prisonbae--move-over-sarah-seawright--woman-arrested-in-just-a-.html
A trio of BLM rioters were arrested for breaking into a sperm bank and stealing hundreds of samples. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/trio-of-rioters-arrested-for-breaking-into-sperm-bank-and-stealing-hundreds-of-samples/

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The Two Bobs episode 132 for Monday, July 6, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Porter from Pigeon Hill. https://pigeonhillbrew.com/retailers/
Robert had a Beach Shack Blonde from Sycamore Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/sycamore-brewing-beach-shack-blonde/3573795
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant stolen sperm in your car.

Consuming alcohol improves cognitive wellness. We’ve already known this for quite some time but it’s nice to get confirmation from scientists and shit. https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/29/health/alcohol-cognitive-improvement-wellness/index.html
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as insane as Kanye West running for president.

A Pennsylvania woman caused a disturbance in a McDonald’s then—naturally—removed her pants, ran into someone’s home, and stole a hairbrush. https://www.timesleader.com/news/714917/police-pants-less-woman-charged-after-disturbance
A Nebraska man photographed wearing only a tool belt and a bra (and swim shoes; didn’t want to get splinters in his tootsies) is wanted by the local sheriff department. https://www.newschannelnebraska.com/story/42233200/polk-county-sheriff-looking-for-man-photographed-wearing-utility-belt-bra-and-carrying-long-knife
Back to Pennsylvania…A man was busted with empty Busch cans, drugs, porno DVDs and [insert drumroll] a dildo! We know what you’re thinking: “Who drinks Busch and still has access to a DVD player?” Sick bastards, that’s who! https://coalregioncanary.com/2020/06/15/pennsylvania-man-busted-with-empty-busch-cans-drugs-porn-dvds-and-a-dildo/
A 25-year-old, kind-on-the-eyes Florida woman was arrested wearing just a bra after purposely crashing her car into her ex-boyfriend’s truck after he ended their relationship. Judging by the mugshots he’s either really stupid or she’s really crazy. Our money is on crazy. https://www.bet.com/news/national/2016/07/14/-prisonbae–move-over-sarah-seawright–woman-arrested-in-just-a-.html
A trio of BLM rioters were arrested for breaking into a sperm bank and stealing hundreds of samples. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/trio-of-rioters-arrested-for-breaking-into-sperm-bank-and-stealing-hundreds-of-samples/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.