TTB108: Cuddle Therapy

The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/
Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops.

Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa
Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM...so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy!

Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9
Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html
What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html
Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html
This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home
Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.com/technology/officer-finds-driver-parked-on-side-of-freeway-with-8-phones-playing-pokemon-go/5474968/
What a great day to be alive! Finally, siblings can get married and fuck and have little crippled children who will inevitably grow up and destroy our country. God Bless America (not these incestuous fucktards though). https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-jersey-brother-and-sister-allowed-to-marry-after-10-year-long-court-battle/

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The Two Bobs episode 108 for Monday, August 26, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had an Underground Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/underground-mountain-brown/
Robert enjoyed a Wolf Pup Session IPA from Golden Road Brewing. https://www.goldenroad.la/beers/wolf-pup-session-ipa
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll plant Donald Trump ecstasy on you and call the cops.

Bells has a Light Two Hearted Ale just in case you’re into those kinds of things. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/bells-light-hearted-ale-low-calorie-beer-two-hearted-ipa
Fall is near and therefore all the pumpkin spice things are coming, including this latest one: Pumpkin Spice Mystery Meat! Alright, it’s SPAM…so basically the same thing. https://www.cnet.com/news/pumpkin-spice-spam-is-coming-and-its-not-a-joke/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will blow your mind so bad you’ll have to change your underwear. Enjoy!

Florida man bought $8,000 rims for his hooptie, claimed they were stolen, then tried to sell them on Craigslist. http://thefloridamantimes.com/raytheon-slater-florida-man-august-9
Is that a hand grenade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Man-Tells-Deputies-He-Has-Live-Grenade-During-Traffic-Stop-Later-Arrested-533591791.html
What screams ‘MAGA’ more than illegal drugs with our pumpkin-colored President on them? (Answer: Everything) https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-ecstasy-pills-donald-trump-head-president-20190818-tnj7irunurft3cx5z7dsny42my-story.html
Most call it cuddle therapy. We call it prostitution. Talk amongst yourselves. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7371783/Cuddle-therapist-accused-sexual-misconduct-NIPPLE-ended-womans-mouth.html
This virgin got in trouble for performing a home castration. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-charged-with-performing-castration-at-home
Are you a grown-ass man living in your parents’ basement and unable to hold a job? If so, you probably play Pokémon Go. We gotta hand it to this guy though. https://abc7.com/technology/officer-finds-driver-parked-on-side-of-freeway-with-8-phones-playing-pokemon-go/5474968/
What a great day to be alive! Finally, siblings can get married and fuck and have little crippled children who will inevitably grow up and destroy our country. God Bless America (not these incestuous fucktards though). https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/new-jersey-brother-and-sister-allowed-to-marry-after-10-year-long-court-battle/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.