TTB101: Horse F’er James

The Two Bobs episode 101 for Monday, May 20, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had a Delusion Barrel Aged Imperial Cream Stout from Greenbush. https://untappd.com/b/greenbush-brewing-company-delusion/63681
Robert enjoyed a Jack’s Java Espresso Stout from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/jacks-java/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hit your car with a lawnmower.

Have you heard about the new hang up scam? It’s terrible. We’re not interested in paying for a phone call unless it involves sex talk.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so crazy it makes that one chick with daddy issues that you dated in college seem like she actually had her shit together.

This guy got busted for soliciting a horse for sex. https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/sex-horse-sting-ensnares-man-leesburg-police
Getting a DUI while driving a lawnmower is nearly impossible, unless you ram it into a police car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gary-wayne-anderson-dui-lawnmower_n_5cd09fa6e4b0e4d75736e1cf
Florida man got in trouble for practicing basketball naked. Balls don’t lie! http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938
Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see us? Nope, it’s an alligator. https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-yoga-pants-during-police-search
A lost cat triggers a man to lose his fucking mind. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/06/lost-cat-triggers-mans-rampage-york-county-chapel-police-say/1117777001/
Perhaps the worst criminal ever breaks into a home, washes dishes, pets the dog, and takes nothing. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html
A woman is arrested for breastfeeding her dog on a New York subway. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/blind-woman-arrested-after-breastfeeding-her-guide-dog-in-new-york-subway/

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The Two Bobs episode 101 for Monday, May 20, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob had a Delusion Barrel Aged Imperial Cream Stout from Greenbush. https://untappd.com/b/greenbush-brewing-company-delusion/63681
Robert enjoyed a Jack’s Java Espresso Stout from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/beer/jacks-java/
Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or we’ll hit your car with a lawnmower.

Have you heard about the new hang up scam? It’s terrible. We’re not interested in paying for a phone call unless it involves sex talk.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so crazy it makes that one chick with daddy issues that you dated in college seem like she actually had her shit together.

This guy got busted for soliciting a horse for sex. https://patch.com/virginia/leesburg/sex-horse-sting-ensnares-man-leesburg-police
Getting a DUI while driving a lawnmower is nearly impossible, unless you ram it into a police car. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gary-wayne-anderson-dui-lawnmower_n_5cd09fa6e4b0e4d75736e1cf
Florida man got in trouble for practicing basketball naked. Balls don’t lie! http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938
Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see us? Nope, it’s an alligator. https://www.thedailybeast.com/florida-woman-pulls-alligator-out-of-yoga-pants-during-police-search
A lost cat triggers a man to lose his fucking mind. https://www.ydr.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/06/lost-cat-triggers-mans-rampage-york-county-chapel-police-say/1117777001/
Perhaps the worst criminal ever breaks into a home, washes dishes, pets the dog, and takes nothing. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-burglar-pet-dog-wash-dishes-ohio-20190508-hkjmkq26p5agrgeiobpxcwbwce-story.html
A woman is arrested for breastfeeding her dog on a New York subway. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/blind-woman-arrested-after-breastfeeding-her-guide-dog-in-new-york-subway/

Please share the show with your friends, and don’t forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening!

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers, unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.