The Two Beer Queers
109 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 77 ratingsTom and Josh are two gay men from Washington, DC, bonding over libations and conversations. From awkward hookups to the outrageous news cycle, they're talking about all the things that you overhear your drunk friends talking about, with a focus on queer issues and culture. Put on your cutest underwear and grab a drink!
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102 - Evan Hansen Isn't Gay?
May 25, 2021 21:35 - 45 minutes - 68.7 MBTom and Josh are back from the beach and a bit dazed! Despite the sand in their brains, this week they're discussing Demi Lovato's coming out, Olivia Rodrigo's new album, and the trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, which was.... something!
101 - Crossin' Streams
May 05, 2021 00:26 - 49 minutes - 67.7 MBOkay, you know we love games. And we found other queers who do too! Meet Mateo and Kevin, two friends Tom and Josh met on the interwebs, and hear them talk about streaming, video games, and managing social lives amidst the panopticon - the pangea - the panda express - the pandentist.
99 1/2 - You're Gonna Show WHAT?
April 12, 2021 01:52 - 5 minutes - 13.8 MBAs episode 100 creeps ever closer, The Two Beer Queers have an announcement. Be sure to check out the live episode extravaganza Sunday, April 18th @ 3 p.m. ET over at Twitch.tv/SeveralNerds (and be sure to follow so you get the notification when we go live!)
99 - Bugs, Bitch!
March 29, 2021 03:34 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBThe cicadas are coming and Tom and Josh are NOT HAPPY. Plus, thoughts on Montero and Lil Nas X, feelings about Lawrence Chaney and Drag Race UK, and some bathing suit anxiety (because that time is coming!) Also, #GetJoshAVaccine
98 - Our Post-Shot Thot List
March 15, 2021 03:07 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBThe end of the pandemic seems so close we could almost lick it off the bar at Trade. Tom and Josh talk about some TV they've been watching and daydream about all the things they'll do once they get the Ol' Fauci Ouchie.
97 - The Ascension of Mr. Potato Head
March 01, 2021 03:07 - 58 minutes - 86.4 MBWhy does everything have to happen ALL AT ONCE? Josh and Tom are at it again, talking about all the things you didn't know you wanted to hear about. Blockchain? You got it. Transphobic cookies? You betcha. Gay mermaids? Uh-huh.
96 - THWORP!
February 14, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBWhat's that sound? No really what is that? Tom and Josh bring on dear friends and funny gays Jake and Michael of Thworp! A Podcast for Big Fans! The gays talk Jojo Siwa, Drag Race, standup in the age of COVID, and everything they miss about the olden times. You know, BC (before COVID)
95 - Joe Bidet For President
February 01, 2021 03:06 - 47 minutes - 66.9 MBIt's snowing and we want to talk about one thing, and one thing only - BUTTS. I guess we talk about other things, including whether or not Joe Biden erased women, why Michael Che isn't funny, and how exciting the new bisexual style guide is. We also discuss the immeasurable loss due to the passing of queer music icon, Sophie Xeon.
94 - So IS He A Cannibal?
January 18, 2021 00:45 - 47 minutes - 64.8 MBIt's been two weeks of 2021 and there's already cannibals and coups. Tom and Josh chat about Armie Hammer's fake DMs, the lack of taste by gays thirsting after alt-right insurrections, and Brie Larson's YouTube. There's more to unpack than Josh's suitcase after a one night stay.
93 - Gays OVER Covid, hunny!
January 03, 2021 23:20 - 44 minutes - 61.4 MBSis we're tired of this virus! *cough* Tom and Josh discuss the brain trash of the Puerto Vallarta gays. Plus, some thoughts on Slag Wars, and announcing our new Drag Race reviews coming up on Patreon! And, Tom got an alt?
92 - Happiest Season Movie Review (W/ Cal & Laurel)
December 07, 2020 01:09 - 1 hour - 104 MBYes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart, the power of Dan Levy, and JANE. We love Jane. Plus, discussion of Elliot Page, adoration of Miley Cyrus and her wild TikTok comments, and what the heck is going on with the Matthew Morrison hate.
91 - The Queer's Gambit
November 23, 2020 18:02 - 43 minutes - 60.1 MBLike any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and noteworthy for your screen. Plus, one of the queers is blonde now - talk about a crisis.
90 - Were Medieval People Gay? Yes. (w/ Erik Wade)
November 08, 2020 23:02 - 1 hour - 95.7 MBDid gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of history can change over time. Plus, a little celebration for a Biden victory. Bring your champagne!
89 - Our Password Is GayGay2020!
October 26, 2020 01:51 - 47 minutes - 65.8 MBJust in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a heckin' confuse.
88 - OMG We Loved Bly Manor
October 12, 2020 04:00 - 53 minutes - 74 MBIt literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance.
87 - Of Course It's Going To Be Weird
October 04, 2020 22:06 - 41 minutes - 57.5 MBCouple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID?
86 - Miley, Please, Let Us Breathe
September 28, 2020 15:39 - 45 minutes - 64.5 MBEverywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children.
85 - You Better Vote! (w/ KC B. Yonce)
September 21, 2020 04:48 - 48 minutes - 67.1 MBOkay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're obsessed with Among Us.
84 - Dik, It's French
September 14, 2020 02:18 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBThe Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body)
83 - We Guess It's September
September 07, 2020 01:04 - 36 minutes - 52.2 MBPumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all!
82 - Guess Who's Back In The House
September 02, 2020 00:07 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBAnd, still in the house. So, we took a pandemic break! But we're here for your ears and all that good glitter content. Tom and Josh talk about their pandemic experiences, give a catch up on their lives, and dive into the spectacle that is Canada Drag Race.
Yes, White Friends, You Should Post About #BlackLivesMatter
June 05, 2020 21:57 - 16 minutes - 22.5 MBTom and Josh talk through why white people should vocally support #BlackLivesMatter, and what to say.
Fight With Us For Black Lives Matter
June 02, 2020 13:38 - 5 minutes - 7.99 MBWe're using this podcast for the #BlackLivesMatter movement. They need us right now. Help us get funds, resources, and info to our community as they fight for change.
80 - Let's Get Naked
March 31, 2020 03:43 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MBThe queers are still trapped in their homes, but luckily Josh has plenty of friends, like Lamp and Pillow! They discuss the etiquette around nudes on twitter, and some of the queer media they've been binging without anything better to do.
79 - Have You Tried The Quarantine? I Thought The Quarantine Was Lovely
March 23, 2020 03:09 - 45 minutes - 63.5 MBWe're doing fine, and writing episode titles like they're Panic at the Disco songs. Tom and Josh talk about what's up, and the only thing that is up is coronavirus. Plus, some RuPaul's Drag Race content, and Josh's personal mental snap.
78 - We're Back Maybe!
March 16, 2020 02:49 - 49 minutes - 68.6 MBAmidst the pandemic, we are creating content. It's... the most important thing. After our unintentional break (sorry!) we're here to talk everything that happened since our last episode, including Stupid Love, Drag Race and the dessert who shall not be named, and Tom's cross country trip. Plus, some quarantine humor.
77 - Just Sippi Now
February 24, 2020 03:41 - 46 minutes - 64.4 MBCheck in with DC's bombastic dance personality Sippi ahead of their one-person show, Sippi Day. Tom and Josh talk with Sippi about all things dance, performing, and trade. Plus, All Stars 5 on Showtime, and Tom's new pet snake.
76 - Getting Bratty
February 17, 2020 02:36 - 30 minutes - 44.6 MBTom and Josh are throwing it back to the 70's with Brat Worst, a local drag performer ahead of her BatBall Disco Glampire show. They talk all things disco and drag. Plus, why is everyone trying to make Mike Bloomberg happen? It's not gonna happen.
75 - Now? You Sure?
February 10, 2020 00:23 - 42 minutes - 59.5 MBTom and Josh catch up on anime and boyfriend plans before diving into the hot issue of the week: HBO Max's Legendary, and Jameela Jamil's coming out. Plus, Phillip Schofield, and that ridiculously sexy photo of John Mulaney.
74 - No One Is Good, Everyone Is Bad
February 03, 2020 04:28 - 46 minutes - 64.6 MBThe Two Dummy Queers do a round up of their favorite new music from Gaga, Kesha, Dua, Doja, Porter Robinson, and maybe MCR? They also talk about how literally no one is good. All of our heroes are bad. It's cute!
73 - Victimized By Queer Rights
January 27, 2020 04:08 - 54 minutes - 75.7 MBJosh and Tom are feeling a lot of emotion this week, from absolutely LOVING The Circle to absolutely HATING bigots! Join the queers as they talk about the refuge that is reality TV and the nightmare that is actual reality, as well as Bernie Sanders, Joe Rogan, and bad MAL takes.
72 - MAL Pals
January 20, 2020 02:22 - 1 hour - 86.1 MBWatch out girls, this huge bitch is back - our national correspondent and general fag-about-town Garrett calls in to hear all about the queers' first journey to Mid Atlantic Leather, and let us know how she's been doing since leaving D.C. for the incredibly-naked West Coast.
71 - Our Very Own Reverie (w/ Ryan La Sala)
January 13, 2020 00:00 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBA dream come true (literally), Tom and Josh talk to Ryan La Sala, author of the ultra queer YA Fantasy novel "Reverie," about writing queer fantasy, drag queen supervillians, and creating the stories that no one else will. Plus, so much CATS.
70 - The Tell-Tale Fanny
January 07, 2020 04:37 - 41 minutes - 57 MBNo, we did not watch the Golden Globes. Yes, we have thoughts. Tom and Josh talk the Ricky Gervais monologue, Kate McKinnon's speech about Ellen Degeneres, and also the resurfaced tweets of Slayyyter. Edgar Allen Hoe not included.
69 - The Decade Was...Nice
December 30, 2019 03:57 - 51 minutes - 72.4 MBThe queers come together on New Year's Eve-Eve-Eve to talk about the decade that was, and craft a list of some of their best-of queer moments. From queer music to film and everything in between, this particularly nice episode is the perfect way to wrap up the 2010s and get ready for the roaring 2020s.
68 - nakey Harry Styles
December 23, 2019 02:49 - 47 minutes - 67.1 MBThis podcast is now a CATS stan podcast. 100% CATS content. From the CGI wonders, to Taylor Swift's majesty, to the horny horny felines. We love it all.
67 - Baby Yoda Should Coo
December 16, 2019 04:44 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MBTom is wrong, but, what's new? Tom and Josh talk baby yoda's noises, hangovers, hallmark, Promising Young Woman, and a bit of vomit. Just a bit!
66 - Tim's Got Beetles!
December 10, 2019 04:17 - 48 minutes - 68.7 MBYes, yes, Josh has a boyfriend. He's still a monogamous slut! Tom and Josh talk Patricia Highsmith, that crafty lesbian, plus private Instagram meme accounts and the American dream... Or whatever that means
65 - Don't Think I Can Take It
December 05, 2019 14:15 - 46 minutes - 65.8 MBDo you know where your cake is? Tom and Josh talk MacArthur Park, aging, and Thanksgiving as they celebrate Josh's 24th Birthday, and look back at everything they've been thankful for over the year.
64 - Should I Pay For That?
November 25, 2019 04:14 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBIt's a good question. Should you pay for porn? The queers talk ethics of a pornographic subscription, plus South Park, the Buttigieg dance, and serial killer Sims
63 - Snake Ladies
November 18, 2019 04:35 - 46 minutes - 64.7 MBThe queers are obsessed with snakes. This is a snake podcast now. We've pivoted. Tom and Josh talk Disney+, Baby Yoda and Star Wars, ARTPOP, Harry Styles, and snoring. All good and exciting things. So good. So things.
62 - It's The Great Fleet, Charli XCX
November 04, 2019 03:44 - 42 minutes - 61.2 MBYes, we're talking about the fleet enema that Charli signed, of course we're talking about that! Also the Popeye's chicken sandwich, Chasten Buttigieg's plane travel, Halloween recaps, and Tom's lack of any memory from his childhood.
61 - Brunch Giggles
October 28, 2019 23:11 - 56 minutes - 79.3 MBAfter hosting a comedy brunch, Josh and Tom bring back Maddy and Kate, two DC comedians, for banter, manicures, and hot goss.
E61 - Brunch Giggles
October 28, 2019 23:11 - 56 minutes - 79.3 MBAfter hosting a comedy brunch, Josh and Tom bring back Maddy and Kate, two DC comedians, for banter, manicures, and hot goss.
60 - This Is ABSRD
October 21, 2019 02:02 - 53 minutes - 76 MBcw: abuse and sexual assault On a rainy day, the queers talk double eliminations, broken heels, and Frank Ocean's fateful PREP+ party. They're joined by music producer ABSRDST to talk producing for former guest Dorian Electra, prevalent abuse in the music industry, and what it's like to have a viral TikTok song.
59 - Louis Made Us Pizza
October 14, 2019 02:40 - 41 minutes - 57 MBThis week gave us no rest with gay news! No rest! From the presidential candidates becoming whole, to Big Mouth (a follow-up!), to Ellen and her besties, to the men (still) in our DMs. There's so much to talk about, so much banter, so much pizza.
58 - Reply Guys
October 07, 2019 01:10 - 50 minutes - 70 MBGet out of our mentions and into our latest episode! Tom and Josh talk Big Mouth, Reply Guys, cats, dogs, grandmas, and other relevant items. No Reply Guys were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.
57 - Hot Boy Thotumn
September 30, 2019 02:20 - 47 minutes - 65.5 MBThe queers have survived their third live show, and if you missed it - you missed it! Moving on, they talk about everyone's favorite fruit im(peach)ment, spooky movies, international drag race, and the best season ever - Thotumn.
56 - Getting Flamboyant With Dorian Electra
September 23, 2019 02:11 - 40 minutes - 56.6 MBJosh had to go hang out over some troubled water, or whatever, so Tom is taking this interview SOLO. Chatting with his favorite flaming, flammable guy, Dorian Electra, the two talk about the life of a modern pop-star, touring, and pie, before their performance in D.C. last week.
55 - South Dakota Isn't Real
September 16, 2019 02:31 - 51 minutes - 70.9 MBAnd other truths. Tom and Josh chat through Bowen Yang's casting on Saturday Night Live, and the racist new cast member (who shan't be named here). Plus, Sam Smith's pronouns, and a fan question about pronouns in the classroom.