The Trashochists' Guide
122 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago -Four adults. Three pieces of shiterature. Three days? Not really, because we'd probably die. The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature is a shiny new podcast about the global phenomena of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, and After. Armed with nothing but their brains and copious amounts of intoxicating substances, can Dee, Peter, Juno and Vik actually manage to dissect these bloated, horrible corpses of "romance" without losing their minds in the process?
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Episodes
(PEDOPHILIA TW) VAMPFEST 2K19, What We Do On The Podcast
October 30, 2019 17:45 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBWould you like to play a game? The Trashos attempt, led by Dee, to identify quotes from 3 seminal pieces of vampire literature: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire, and Anonymous's My Immortal...................you horny simpletons.
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIXTEEN FULL
July 17, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB-coach z voice- sprank me with ur papple daddy.....
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FOURTEEN FULL
July 01, 2019 13:08 - 1 hour - 108 MBThe Virgin BTK Versus The Chad Bundy
Canada Day Special: Bearectile Dysfunction
July 01, 2019 09:14 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MBIn Marian Engel's 1976 disasterpiece 'Bear', in which a lady fucks a bear, bear-fucking takes place. She fucks a bear. SHE FUCKS A BEAR, GUYS.
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE THIRTEEN FULL
June 26, 2019 01:48 - 1 hour - 100 MBThe most cursed of chapters.
RAPE TW: TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TWELVE FULL
June 21, 2019 19:58 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBThe Worst Chapter is an anagram of "Worth? Crap teeths."
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE ELEVEN FULL
June 13, 2019 23:40 - 2 hours - 125 MBPeter agreed to read one of the worst bits of the book: The Rape Contract!
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TEN FULL
June 12, 2019 21:07 - 1 hour - 94.8 MBWe broke the Bad Touch Larry alarm.
TG2MS E-9.10: Girl, it's like three orgasms, buy a fucking vibrator
June 09, 2019 16:18 - 7 minutes - 7.06 MBSERIOUSLY
TG2MS E-9.9: Clitorally-Induced Ego Death
June 09, 2019 15:52 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBThe French call it 'le petit mort', but I think in this case it tends to causes us to 'le petit snort'.
TG2MS E -9.7: Vampire Dick Popsicle
June 04, 2019 03:14 - 16 minutes - 14.9 MBThe conspiracy is real!
TG2MS E-9.4: HOT ORANGE JUICE IS A CURSED CONCEPT, PETER
June 03, 2019 00:47 - 8 minutes - 8.13 MBThe Most Boringest Morning After Scene Ever
TG2MS E-9.3: Death of Twinnings
June 02, 2019 14:53 - 8 minutes - 7.7 MBDee you promised you wouldn't fuck around with that anymore
TG2MS E-9.2: 'Sprank me with your papple, Daddy'
June 02, 2019 14:50 - 11 minutes - 11 MBSprank me so harmd, Dangdy!
TG2MS E-9.1: Crash Bandicoot's Guide To Modern Shiterature
June 02, 2019 12:54 - 9 minutes - 8.77 MB-crash voice- whoa
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE EIGHT FULL
June 02, 2019 12:14 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBVirginity is a fake concept, you don't have to bleed when you have sex the first time, hang E.L. James by her thumbs from the Seattle Space Needle
TG2MS -8.10: No Laments For Christian Grey
June 02, 2019 12:12 - 13 minutes - 12.9 MBPlink plink plink. Plink plink plink.
TG2MS E-8.9: Will To Live: Fading; Urge To Kill: Rising
June 02, 2019 10:17 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MBR.I.P. Dee 19?? - 2019
TG2MS E -8.8: 1.5 Seconds Of Fuck
June 02, 2019 09:16 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBAna Steele: 'lost' her 'virginity'; the Trashochists: lose their gourds
TG2MS E -8.6: Ana Steele, Leader of the Unfuckables
April 25, 2019 13:07 - 9 minutes - 9.25 MBNot to be mistaken for the feral clans of cishet asexuals that roam the Internet. The Venn diagram, however, is a circle.
TG2MS E -8.5: Just Say Ass! Just Say Ass! Just! Say! Ass!
April 25, 2019 11:14 - 9 minutes - 9.15 MBSAY IT!
TG2MS -8.4: Gettin' Down to the Gulchy Turnaround
April 25, 2019 03:00 - 9 minutes - 8.94 MBTHE DEED IS DONE!
TG2MS -8.3: Moe Moe Moe, How Do You Like It, How Do You Like It
April 24, 2019 19:46 - 9 minutes - 8.89 MBNot at all. Next question.
TG2MS E-8.2: Vimes Can't Do Voices
April 24, 2019 19:26 - 9 minutes - 9.01 MBRIP Dracula 2019-2019.
SUICIDE TW: TG2MS E-8.1: Third Time's The Charm!
April 24, 2019 13:29 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBGod, do we try.
TG2MS OTC1: Oh, John Ringo, No.
April 11, 2019 23:56 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SEVEN FULL
April 09, 2019 15:21 - 1 hour - 78.7 MBSweet dreams are made of cheese/Who am I to dis a brie
TG2MS E-7.9 & AFTERSHOW: I Guess You Could Call It An Aphro-cheese-iac?
April 09, 2019 15:20 - 9 minutes - 8.55 MBEh? Eh????
TG2MS E-7.8: Eat An Entire Bowl Of Fuck, Christian
April 09, 2019 15:02 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBFUCK! OFF! FUCK OFF!
TG2MS E-7.7: Dominants Should Say 'No' Too
April 09, 2019 14:53 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBWhen you need to, when you want to, when you should. Use that wonderful little word when you're uncomfortable, darlings.
TG2MS E-7.6: Hi! I like cheese! It's delicious and easy to cut!
April 09, 2019 11:20 - 10 minutes - 9.6 MBWhy do some people love changing the subject? Speaking of,
TG2MS E-7.5: ABUSE TW: Coerced Consent Is Not Consent
April 09, 2019 00:22 - 10 minutes - 9.32 MBEnd this nightmare.
TG2MS E-7.4: ALCOHOLISM TW: Drunken Consent Is Not Consent
April 09, 2019 00:10 - 6 minutes - 5.97 MBDon't libate and dominate.
TG2MS E-7.3: Like for Meta-Ana, Ignore for Anti-Ana
April 08, 2019 19:21 - 5 minutes - 5.3 MBWhoever wins, we still lose.
TG2MS E-7.2: Fart SFX HQ Free Download CC0
April 08, 2019 11:51 - 7 minutes - 7.04 MBYou're gonna stick to that bed like a wet dog, dawg.
TG2MS E-7.1: It's the Tone that Determines if 'Hardwood vs. Softwood' is a Pornographic Phrase
April 08, 2019 11:12 - 8 minutes - 7.87 MBAT LEAST TRY A LITTLE FUCKING BIT.
TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIX FULL
April 07, 2019 23:12 - 2 hours - 121 MBBeautiful. Delicious. Strike them from the lexicon!
TG2MS E-6.13: A Long, Long Time 'till Touchdown
April 07, 2019 23:10 - 3 minutes - 3.63 MBWe were so close, but like Icarus we flew t - GOD DAMMIT ITS INFECTING MY BRAINS
TG2MS E-6.12: Deals Weed, Shits Pants [AB/DLs DO NOT INTERACT]
April 07, 2019 22:54 - 6 minutes - 6 MB"No...no, it's cool...I'm sure the crib is very sturdy, but I would like to have my weed now, please."
TG2MS E-6.11: Grab a 20$ Bottle of Wine, Put Out Your Pinkie And Git Fayuncy!
April 07, 2019 17:46 - 8 minutes - 7.69 MBDO NOT DRINK THE WINE, ANA!
TG2MS E-6.10: "Percival, leave me."
April 07, 2019 16:59 - 9 minutes - 9.04 MBThe fifth cohost almost makes disaster strike.
TG2MS E-6.9: No Opinion Zone
April 07, 2019 15:55 - 7 minutes - 6.69 MBWhat the fuck is the significance of the name 'Escala'?
TG2MS E-6.7: Elevators and Helicopters and Harnesses, Oh My!
April 07, 2019 13:52 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBThe first bondage scene in the book is about as sexy as a wet sack of gravel.